Dancing With The Stars - Week 7

It's Dancing With The Stars time. Woody Woodpecker was wittled away last week. Let's see what loser is next.


First up is Laila Ali ready to some boy butt kicking. She did her Quickstep pretty well, but nothing out of the ordinary, but good. Judges liked it a lot. Scores: 10, 9, 10.


Next up is John Ratzenberger. He's doing the Foxtrot, but he looked more like he was doing the Buzzard-trot. He's as awkward as ever. He seems to come across as really trying, so I can't diss him too much. Scores: 8, 7, 8.


Next is Apolo Anton Ohno. He's doing the Foxtrot. It's a slower dance, but they still made it fun. Good job! Scores: 9, 8, 9.


Now we got Ian Ziering. He seems better than last week, but he just seems like he's a little sloppy with some of his moves. But a lot better. And he had Tori Spelling rooting him on from the audience. I'm not sure if that's good or not. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Here comes Billy Ray Cyrus. He's doing the Waltz. He didn't really do much. Stood around most of the time while his partner danced around him. I guess that's one way to keep from getting bad dancing complaints. Judges agreed. Scores: 5, 6, 6.


Up next is Joey Fatone. He's doing the Foxtrot. He was real good. I liked that better than Apolo's Foxtrot. Way to go Fat One! Scores: 10, 9, 10.


Laila Ali is back doing the Samba. She looked like a bird with her flapping her arms the whole dance. I wasn't overly thrilled with it, but it was good. The judges were quite a bit more happy with it. Scores: 10, 10, 10. It wasn't a perfect dance, but whatever.


John Ratzenberger is back with a Rumba. I think John is just giving up. It was sucktacular as usual. He looked like Master P in that dance. Carrie Ann tells him that basically of all the sucky dancers she's seen, he sucked the least. Heh! Scores: 7, 8, 7.


Returning is Apolo Anton Ohno doing the Mambo. That was HOT! Lots of tricks in it. Best of the night! Of course the judges don't like it as much. Guess that's why I'm not a judge. Scores: 9, 9, 10.


Ian Ziering is back doing Mambo. Kinda a letdown after Apolo's Mambo, but still good. Judges liked it. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Billy Ray is doing the Samba. He's doing the roach stomping and not much else. I think he forgot half his moves. Of course, the judges liked it. They are truly on crack tonight! Scores: 7, 7, 7.


Finally, Joey Fatone doing the Jive. Joey was a jumping machine! That was really great! Hmm. Ok, now that may have tied for my favorite dance of the night. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

My pick for who should go is John! And I think he probably will go. And what's up with guest performer Meatloaf tomorrow? Meatloaf? That's the best they can do? Who are they going to get next? Toni Basil?