It's the fourth week of Dancing With The Stars. Ol Shandi headed back to the Game Show Network. Let's see if clumsy Clyde can now head back to the basketball court where he belongs!
First up is Laila Ali. Oh, and just a reminder that Maxim is HOT! Laila seems a little confused with her dance steps. I love watching the Paso Doble' but that was kinda boring. She was much better every other week. Not sure what's up there. Maybe Maxim distracted her with his pretty. Scores: 7, 7, 7.
Next up is Apolo Anton Ohno doing the waltz. And it was HOT! It even made me forget about his horse teeth. He's doing a great job every week. Way to go Apolo! Scores: 9, 8, 9.
Now we got Tramp Leeza Gibbons. They're doing the Paso. Hmm. BORING! Or as Len said "DULL, DULL, DULL!". And what's with that hornet's nest on her head? Don't look at her, you may turn to stone! Sorry Tramp, not good enough. Scores: 6, 5, 5.
Next is Ian Ziering doing the waltz. Aww. That was purdy. Good job. Bruno called Ian Mr. McStiffy. They gave mixed comments. Scores: 7, 9, 8.
Up next is John Ratzenberger. He looked like a frumpy Humpty Dumpty trying to keep from falling off the wall. Very awkward. He said he was trying to "take someone out of the swamp and turn them into a beautiful bird". Hmm. No, I don't think so. It was more like Swamp Thing attacking. Scores: 6, 5, 5.
We got Clyde Drexler now. I'm glad he's not doing the Paso. His partner said Clyde is a slacker who never practices. And it shows. Just put him out of his misery already America. He seems to be the Sanjaya of this show. They just won't vote him off! Bruno said there was more romance between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell than them two. Ouch! Scores: 6, 4, 5.
Up next is Billy Ray Cyrus doing the Paso. Billy Ray's suckiness made his partner cry in the restroom. Well, now she knows how we are everytime we see him dance. He was a bit clunky, but it was entertaining. I'll give him that. He did pretty well. Scores: 7, 7, 7.
Next up is Heather Mills. She's looking extra ugly tonight. That's right, I said it! Hey, Woody the Leg makes a good spinning top. She did pretty well actually. Scores: 7, 8, 8.
Up last is Joey Fatone doing the Paso. Yay!! Now that's a Paso Doble'! Finally someone got it right! Nice job Fat One! Best of the night! Scores: 10, 9, 9!
My guess for who should go is as usual, Clyde. Although, I have a feeling the audience will give the Tramp the boot. Ok, prove me wrong Leeza. Well, actually, don't. I'm tired of ya.
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