Monday, April 23, 2007

Dancing With The Stars - Week 6

It's Dancing With The Stars time. Clyde finally got his clumsy ass booted. Let's see who we can get rid of this week.

First up is Joey Fatone. He got tips from Jerry Springer on how to be more manly. Heh. But then they dance to Erasure. LOL! And of course, Joey knows all the words. He was pretty sassy. Bruno calls Joey a "randy fighting cockerell". At least that's what I think he said. I think I may need to consult my Little Richard translator dictionary on that one. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Next up is Woodsy the Owl. She was a bit clumsy and loved flashing her cooch. It was scary. And can her hairstyles get any more ugly? She wasn't that bad, but I'm sick of having to look at her! (checking clock) 45 minutes until Heroes. I need a dose of cutie Milo to get me out of this Heather funk I'm left in! Scores: 7, 8, 8.

Next is John Ratzenberger doing the mambo. John's got the fine art of stomping roaches down pat. He was awkward but fun. Scores: 7, 6, 6.

Now we got Laila Ali doing the cha cha. Girfriend was all sultry and crazy. She did her own cooch flashing. She was smoking up the place! Scores: 9, 9, 10.

Here comes Billy Ray Cyrus. Well, um, he was doing all kinds of crap and something called the Bubba Chicken, whatever. What was this dance style again? I suppose it was pretty entertaining at least. He'll get a few extra votes for that. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Up next is Apolo Anton Ohno doing the rumba. Wow, another HOT routine! Apolo's just workin' it the past few weeks! He's got a very professional look to his dancing. Scores: 9, 9, 10.

Last up is Ian Ziering doing the Paso. He's pretty messy with his steps. It wasn't really that good. But better than John and Woody at least. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

They ended the show doing a group swing dance. Apolo looked scared to death to be in Laila's arms!

They were some dancing fools during the group dance. They did pretty well. But what is this move called that Maksim is doing here? Work it girl!

My pick for who should go is of course WOODY! But John will probably go. We'll see.

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