Monday, April 02, 2007

Dancing With The Stars - Week 3

It's the third week of Dancing With The Stars. And I hope Shandi does some work to avoid getting the boot tomorrow. Let's see how she does.

First up is Shandi and cutie dancing the jive. Those two are full of energy. It was a lot better than last week. Barbie and Ken came through. I guess their plastic bodies melted some. And Brian just can't stop flirting with the camera. You need to chill you saucy queen! Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Next up is John "Tango Legs" Ratzenberger. He did pretty well for an old coot. He did a bit more of the bigfoot imitation, not as suave as last week. Scores: 7, 6, 7.

Now we got Clyde Drexler. He is so awkward. I don't think someone that tall was meant to be dancing. Dull, dull, dull! He needs to go. Scores: 6, 5, 5.

Next is Laila Ali and her crazy big legs. She looks all glam and diva'd up! Girlfriend was working it! Go diva go! Loved it!! Judges told her she didn't stick to the rules. Whatever, I thought it was great. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Up next is Apolo Anton Ohno. Horse teeth was working that dancefloor! What fun. Great job! Apolo has some crazy hairdo going on. Judges pretty much liked them. Scores: 7, 8, 8.

We got Joey Fatone next. Joey gets his jedi on and does some crazy jedi mind tricks on the judges. But the scariest part was watching R2D2 get turned on when Kym kissed him. That's just wrong. But Joey was good. Very entertaining. The judges told him he's got a fat ass! DUH! Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Up next is Ian Ziering doing the jive. Cheryl takes him to watch male strippers perform. I bet Bruno was cursing that he wasn't invited! Ian's dancing was good. He was working the place. Good job as usual. Judges liked him too. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Next up is Leeza Gibbons doing the tango. She was more sassy this week. She did a pretty good tango. She had a fake tattoo on her chest saying "Tramp". Doesn't Heather Mills have the copywright on that tattoo? Judges said it was her best dance so far. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Now we got Heather Mills doing the jive. We want the flying leg! C'mon, give us one flying leg bitch! Heather has a pair of crazy bobos on her feet. What's with those shoes! I didn't even notice her dancing, all I saw were those shoes! She moves pretty well. Not bad. BUT THE SHOES!! Scores: 8, 8, 8. And Shoes: 0!

Up last is Billy Ray Cyrus He's still counting his steps! He did ok. A little stiffer than last week. Maybe he needs his mullet back. But he probably did good enough to stay another week. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

My guess for who should go is Clyde. Although, I have a feeling the audience will let Shandi go.

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