Amazing Race - Freaks On Stilts

Amazing Race Season 12 time! Boring Jason and Lorena were eliminated last week. Let's see if Kynt and Vyxsin make it through another leg with their mascara intact.













Teams start off heading to Lithuania. Kynt says he always wanted to go somewhere like Lithuania or Transylvania because they are gothy places. I never thought of Lithuania as gothy, but whatever, I don't want to upset Kynt and his wacky manicured eyebrows!













Ronald whines about how the ticket agent needs to "expand beyond the fossilization of the carrier". Eh? I never know what he's saying. Turns out he was right. The ticket agent found a better flight. Guess he knows his fossils...since he is one.













Dumb blonde squishy sandwich! Blondies back up without watching and almost get hit by a bus.













Detour. Count Down or Step Up. Kynt and Vyxsin feel at home among the freaks in costumes. They suck at walking on stilts but count the fence posts pretty quickly.













Christina and Ronald try walking on stilts and of course Ronald is hilarious at it. He's worried about his hernia popping out. Ick!













TK and Rachel kick butt on the stilts and are first to the pitstop.













Shana and Jennifer are last to arrive and are eliminated. Now Shana can go back home to Ryan Secrest (they've been linked together). Ryan needed a beard ya know. See ya blondies.

Heroes - Who's Got The Virus?

Heroes time. And so starts the countdown to the virus. Who will get it?


Adam tells Peter he needs to find Victoria, who is the one who first discovered the virus that kills almost everyone in 2008.


Bennet comes back to life due to Claire's blood administered by Mohinder. Bennet tells him not to trust the Company, because they created the virus in the first place. Mohinder is all pissy and tells him "Talk to the hand!"



Peter talks to Victoria who tells him where the mutated virus is. But she then shoots both him and Adam. But of course they survive. Peter uses his "Matt" powers to read her mind and find where the virus is.


Sylar gets his groove on convincing Mya to ditch Alejandro so he can have her brain all for himself. He then promptly kills Alejandro. Problem solved.


Boring Monica makes a return appearance ready to kick some butt to get back Micah's stolen medal from some thugs. But it backfires on her and she is captured by the thugs and tossed in a van.


Claire tells Elle to stay away or she'll go public and make the Company be on the run.


Sylar tells Mohinder he has Molly and wants to see him. Oh, just let Sylar kill her already. I'm sick of that girl!


Hiro and Peter have a showdown at the Primatech paper company. We'll have to see next week who prevails.

Dancing With The Stars Finale, Part 1

It's Finale Week. It's down to Helio, Scary, and Marie. Marie is going DOWN!


First up is Scary Spice dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Mel worked that dance! Good techniques and she had one sassy outfit on! Scores: 9, 9, 10.


Next up is Marie doing the Samba (aka her fainting dance). Well, no faint this time unfortunately and no fat smurf outfit. Instead, she's a bloated bumble bee. She was awkward as usual. Judges basically said that she's very entertaining, but that when it comes to technique, she just stank up the floor. Scores: 8, 8, 8. And Marie is PISSED! Sorry sunshine!


Next is Helio dancing the Jive. It was crazy fun! Not the best of his dances, but real sassy! Judges tore him apart and said it was sloppy. Oops. Scores: 8, 8, 9.


It's freestyle time. Mel is first She was slinking all over that stage. Some really crazy moves. Loved it! Judges thought they could have done more. I like the way Victoria Beckham is in the audience barely mustering up the energy to applaud, looking all unbothered. Gotta love Posh! Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Now we got Marie trying to get her freestyle on. I think they found a dance Marie is good at. Playing a doll who doesn't move. But when she does, it's Pepto-scary! I dare the judges to give her good feedback! And the judges agree. They HATE HATE HATE it! Heh! Marie is once again PISSED! I think she may be drunk too! Scores: 8, 7, 7.


Last up is Helio in Indy race mode. What is he wearing?! Looks like a disco spaceman on crack! But it was crazy fun! Lots of hard lifts! Way to go Helio! Len calls it the best freestyle of the night by miles. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, it seems obvious that Mel B. will win. Although, I wouldn't mind a surprise win by Helio. And as for Marie....why is she still here?

Scotty Makes a Move...Again

On Brothers & Sisters tonight, in a post-lobster daze, Scotty and Kevin give into temptation and get busy. I love me some Scotty! And Kevin breaks up with Reverend Boyfriend. Guess no more fresh-out-of-the-shower scenes with him. That's ok, I still love this show!

Scotty & Kevin

Amazing Race - Hot Chicken Lovin'

Amazing Race Season 12 time! Whiny sisters Mariana and Julia were eliminated and are off somewhere terrorizing camels. So let's see if Ronald survives without hernia drama this week.













Teams start off in West Africa heading for another town and have to carry a live chicken in a bag with them the entire leg. Those are going to be some pissed off chickens!













Ronald starts up with his hernia drama. That was quicker than I thought! And he's wearing that "Who's Your Daddy" shirt again. I sure hope he washes it!













Detour: Shake your pan or Shake your booty. Uh oh. Crazy white boy dancing. Jennifer and Nathan sucked at dancing and had to do it over.













Oh dear. Old coot Donald is in mud. Let's hope we don't see any repeat of muddy speedo action.













Kynt and Vyxsin think they are at a rave or something and work some crazy drug-induced dance. The locals were probably to scared of them to let them stay around, so they said they liked it.













Shana and Jennifer U-Turn Jason and Lorena, which means they will have to do both detour challenges. Oops.













For the Roadblock, one person has to ride a bike carrying all kinds of crap including a cranky goat. Vyxsin can't seem to hold up her bike. I think the wheels keep slipping on all that mascara running all over the place. Cranky goat is making all kinds of noises because it's never seen skin such a bright shade of white!













Azaria and Hendekea are first at the pitstop by a split second. Jennifer and Nathan are pissed that Azaria and Hendekea keep coming in first. That's because you're a slow ass, bad dancing fool Nathan!













Jason and Lorena are last to the pitstop due to the U-Turn. Bet the blondes are happy that they won't be coming after them next week! I wonder what happens to the chickens? Does the winning chicken get a prize? More likely, it gets to be dinnner. Sorry Mr. Chicken, no win for you!

Heroes - Bad News For Bennet...Kinda

Heroes time. What kind of badness will Adam get into and will Elle grant my wish and zap off Peter's clothes again? We'll see.


Seems Matt's power is evolving. Looks like he can place thoughts into people's heads, ala Eve.


Bob gives Mohinder a partner to help take down Bennet. And it's is daughter Dominatrix Elle.


Elle sure must have been boy starved. Now she's hitting on Mohinder. That saucy tart!


Hiro goes back in time to just before his father died to try to save him. Dad tells him it must be his destiny to die then, but Hiro wants no part of that and teleports him to safety.


Mohinder and Elle go in for the kill on Bennet, but a swooping in West knocks down Elle, leaving Bennet to finish off Mohinder. But West pursuades him not to kill him.


Bennet ties up Elle with her feet in water, trying to pursuade her to tell him where Bob is. Elle tries to get all zappy and electricutes herself. Heh! She probably enjoyed it.


Hiro returns his father to the past as he wishes, and lets him die. But Hiro first learns who killed his father. And as expected, it was Adam/Kensei. Guess Adam's making good on his threat to Hiro.


Matt uses his power of suggestion to get Angela to reveal info about Adam, but he can't get her to crack about the mystery woman in the picture. But later we find he gets her name afterall.


Beachside showdown. And the painting comes true as Mohinder kills Bennet. West flies off with Claire.


And we end the episode with Bob having given Claire's blood to dead Bennet, and brings him back to life. Looks like Claire is more like Adam that we thought.

Looks like it's plague time next week and return of Peter. Yay!

Dancing With The Stars Week 9

It's Week 9. Cameron and his booty said bye to us last week. How much longer can Marie hold out?!


First up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. It wasn't that snazzy. But then she really can't do the cool moves. It was nothing special but definitely better than her last Quickstep. Scores: 10, 10, 9. Stupid judges, it wasn't that good.


Next up is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Mel was awesome! And she was working those three splits! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!


Next is Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. She was good, but something was missing from her performance. Seemed a bit rough around the edges. Scores: 9, 10, 9.


Now we got Helio Castroneves dancing the Foxtrot. Helio was in extra big grin mode. It was a lot of fun. I really liked it, as did the judges. Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Latin round time. Dancing next is Marie doing the Mambo. Marie was trying to be all saucy. It was fun. A few missteps but not too bad. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up next is Mel B doing the Paso, and she's got a whip! She's got some serious boob action going on! Have they always been that big?! It was hot! Both of her dances tonight were great. Len gives us the scary news of "You can whip me if I misbehave." Ick! Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Now we got Jennie dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Pretty good job. Jennie makes a comeback! Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Last to dance is Helio doing the Cha Cha Cha. Will he be able to outdo Jennie's Cha Cha Cha? Pretty close! He was real good. A real fun performance. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

I'm sticking with my weekly prediction of Marie going home. I mean, come on voters, just let her go already! Sheesh!

Amazing Race - Udderly Crazy!

Amazing Race Season 12 time! After last week's scary speedo sighting, I'm afraid of what I will see this week!













Teams start in Amsterdam going to West Africa. Grandpa Donald says he's going to "let it all hang out". Oh no, after last week, I don't want to see anything else hanging out, thank you!













Ronald got a hernia after the last leg. The doctor who examined him said he just "pushed everything back in" and let him go. What needed pushing back in?! Ick! He said he will really try not to talk bad to Christina anymore. Yeah, that'll happen.













Roadblock is to milk a camel. Jennifer tells Nathan to be gentle with the nipples while he is milikng. Guess she doesn't appreciate his mad grab method. I think she's having flashbacks to last night in bed.













Lorena is all freaking out because she keeps dropping the milk and then her camel runs dry. She pleads "Please Lord, give me milk!" heh. I think Jason might have been better at squeezing out bodily fluids!













Detour. Teach it or Learn it. Azaria and Hendekea kicked butt learning the words in the native language and finished first and also make it to the pitstop first.













Poor Lorena keeps having her bowl of milk kicked by the camel. This camel is my hero! I think the producers paid the camel to do that.














The last team to the pitstop is Mariana and Julia and they are eliminated. I bet if she sees a camel on tv in the future, she'll probably run from the room. Kind of like what I do whenever Ronald talks.

Well, we shall see next week if Ronald's hernia stays in place.

Heroes - Crispy Nathan, Sexy Peter!

Heroes time. Will Adam corrupt Peter? Will West get even more stalkish? And most importantly, will Peter get hosed off naked again?


We flash to four months ago to last season's finale. Peter saves Nathan from blowing up and carries his burnt bad self to safety.


Elle zaps Peter and takes him to Bob. Elle gets all flirty with Peter. I don't blame her! The Haitian keeps Peter from working his powers.


Crispy Nathan is in the hospital with mom. Eep!


They put Peter in a room next to Adam. Elle gets all S&M on Peter, giving him a shock on his head. And tells him he'll learn to like it. I kept waiting for her to pull out a leather whip!


Adam tells Peter that his blood could heal crispy Nathan if they escape.


D.L. goes to LA to find Niki's alter-ego, on the loose in some sleazy nightclub. But nightclub guy wants no part and shoots him. Bye bye D.L. Strangely enough, when he shot him, the blood flew on Niki's face from the shooter's angle, not D.L. Must've been a technical flub.



Adam uses his blood to heal Nathan. No more crispy!


On their way out of the hospital, they run into Elle and the Haitian. Elle gets all lightning bolt zap happy and zaps them both. But I just got a new appreciation for her power when it caused Peter's shirt to catch on fire, requiring him to promptly remove it. WOOT! Thank you Elle!


Peter returns to present time and remembers everything. Adam convinces him that they have to save the world. No good will come from that!

Well, we'll see next week where that goes, and how Hiro tries to save his dead dad. And maybe Elle will show up again and zap Peter's pants off too!

Dancing With The Stars - Week 8

It's Week 8. Jane Seymour went home last week and Marie is real nervous right about now.


First up is Jennie Garth dancing the Jive. OMG! Richard Simmons showed up looking all wrong! He gives her a pep talk. I really didn't need to see him in those shorts! I bet Jennie was scared to death when she turned and saw that troll waving a pom-pom. Scary!


Their dancing was pretty sassy! Jennie seemed to have confidence afterall. Really liked it. The judges didn't like it. Bruno says it was limp. Yeah, he's one to talk. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Next up is Cameron Mathison dancing the Viennese Waltz. Aww, it was just lovely! A beautiful performance. Judges liked it, but Len was intimidated by Cameron's sassy chest, as was I. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next is Marie Osmond dancing the Rumba. Well, that was much better a performance than past weeks. Way to go Marie. But does she have to wear those skin tight dresses? Eek! Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Now we got Helio Castroneves doing the Paso. It was good. Not the best Paso of the season, but good. Judges liked it too. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Dancing next is Scary Spice doing the Tango. Mel was HOT! She worked that tango. Loved it! Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up next is Jennie Garth doing the Foxtrot. It was very nice and smooth. Judges also liked it. Scores: 9, 9, 8.


Now we got Cameron doing the Cha Cha Cha. It was an ok job. I was hoping for something real good, but it was just ordinary. Judges felt the same. Scores:
8, 8, 8.


Now we got Marie doing the Jive. Marie is all hicked out. Jonathan looks like a gay cowboy. Yeehaw Girl! It's not much of a Jive. Marie probably couldn't handle all the standard Jive moves. Not that great for me. Scores: 8, 9, 8.


Now we got Helio doing the Quickstep. What's with the hat he was wearing at the beginning? Crazy! It was full of energy and he was great! Did he drop her at the end or was that part of the routine? Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Last person dancing is Scary doing the Mambo. Another good job my Mel, shaking those orange feathers. Seems Maks stole some moves from Benji Schwimmer. Nice one. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, Marie, watch out. Although she seems to have her hoards of fans keeping her here. And it's probably all her family. She's got like 800 brothers and cousins I think. If they come through again, Cameron might be in trouble. We'll see tomorrow.

Amazing Race 12 - My Eyes Are Burning!

Amazing Race Season 12 time! We got to meet the all the loonies last week and said goodbye to the crazy queen and his hag. Let's see how the freaks do and who will annoy us this week? All probably.













Teams start in Ireland and have to travel to Amsterdam to find a bridge. Cesarean and Indiglo, or whatever their names are, are first to leave.













Team "Holy Cryptkeepers" actually said the most intelligent thing I've heard in all the seasons. And that's that they have no illusions that God cares whether they win the race. I'm saying!













Geezer Ronald had a showdown with Nicolas for being a rude jerk to the lady at the counter. Nicolas was all "whatever old fool" and get's Ronald even more upset. Oh, and we learned the important info that Ronald can hear well because he just cleaned out the wax from his ears. Thanks for sharing dude!













Detour, Hoist it or Hunt it. The freaks do some serious hoisting of furniture, in the rain no less. And Kynt's mascara didn't smear! Easy breezy beautiful, Cover Girl!













What's up with that line over Crypt-Kate's left eye? Looks like Kynt and Vyxsin got a hold of her. Probably told her that was all the rage these days! But they're such a likable team, I hate to kid!













Next, teams have to Ditch Vault. I bet we'll be seeing some old farts falling in the water. One can hope. But surprise, it's dizzy blonde Jennifer that takes that plunge! Love it! And as a bonus for being a dumbass, she gets a free mud facial. Score!














First to the pitstop is Jason and Lorena. And they did kick butt this leg. Way to go guys!













Ronald says the following to Christina: "I'm trying to be optimistic with a real truth flavor." I'm trying to give you the truth that you got boogers in your nose" "You are vascillating." Eh? What is that fool talking about? Maybe there's thin air in Amsterdam that sets off his Alzheimers or something. He sure is on my last nerve!













THIS.IS.SO.WRONG! That's all I can say.













Kate and Pat were last to the Pitstop and were eliminated. Aww. The nice couple go. Too bad, they will be missed. Maybe Ronald and his yammering butt will be next. Or else Donald, for making my eyes still burn from that horrific muddy speedo sight!

Crazy Heroes Youtube Fun!

I just came across YouTube videos made by Adrian Pasdar (Nathan of Heroes) of behind the scenes moments with the cast of Heroes. They are just crazy! Check out these videos below, all with Milo in them. They're so random, but funny.











You can find the rest here.

Dancing With The Stars Week 7 Results

It's results night for Week 7 and Jane Seymour is probably sweating. So she'll fit right in with the king of sweat, Jonathan. Oh, and Marie's not there tonight because her father just passed and she was spending time with her family. What is it with the celebrities this season and the deaths in the family. The remaining celebs must be nervous for their family members.


Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Mel B. and Maks' Paso.


Performing tonight is LeeAnn Rimes singing her old as hell song How Do I Live.


The couple going home tonight is Jane and Tony. As I expected. We'll miss you Jane.

Heroes - Peter's All Washed Up (in a good way!)

Heroes time. Will the Hero In The Past plotline ever end? And what's up with this NYC evacuation? And will the nightmare guy be found to save Molly? Eh, who cares about that last one.


Matt and Nathan evacuate the Company HQ saying that Bob is next to be killed. Niki had a reunion with her bed buddy Nathan.


Peter and Kaitlin are still in 2008 NYC and are grabbed by the military types asking if they are infected. Ooo, how Resident Evil!


Naked Peter gets showered down by the military guys. Why wasn't I on the set that day! They also reveal to him that the "Shanti Virus" killed tons of people. Oops, Bad Mohinder.


Bob tells Nathan that Peter is still alive. Surprise!


Peter sees his mom in the 2008 future. She tells him he has to remember who he is and go back in time to save Nathan, who apparently dies in 2007. Peter gets all flashbacky and remembers everything. Although I bet another naked hosing down would help his memory even more. What? Don't judge me!


Hiro pops into Whitebeard's camp and tries to blow up the gunpowder. Kensei catches him and they fight. Hiro zaps out of there just before the explosion and also just after Kensei says he swears to kill everything Hiro loves. Oops.



Matt is sent to nightmare land again by dad, but this time Matt fights back and pulls him in the nightmare with him. Then stands up to him trapping dad in nightmare land. Matt and Molly wake up from the nightmare. Great, now we gotta hear Molly start whining and being way too excited about seeing Matt and Mohinder at every meeting.


Hiro finally says goodbye to ancient Japan. And it's about time!


Mohinder admits to Bob that he's been working with Bennet to take down the company. Bob tells Mohinder that Bennet's been killing people and he needs to be killed. Bob gives him a gun. Now Mohinder and his thumb ring have to contemplate killing his friend.


Bennet finds out about Claire's boyfriend and her death defying shenanagans with West and the cheerleader. He says they have to move again because they're not safe. Claire gets all "Oh no you di'int!" and tells him they can move but she's staying. That must be some good flying boy action she's getting!


Kensei shows up to see Peter and it turns out Kensei is actually the mysterious Adam. Bad news!

Dancing With The Stars Week 7

It's Week 7. We had a shocker elimination last week with Cheetah Diva getting voted off. Marie must really be sweating this week.


First up is Helio Castroneves dancing the Tango. It was a hot one and Helio looked slick with that black suit. Len and Bruno were crabby and didn't like it, but Carrie Ann did. Scores: 9, 8, 8.


Next up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. She's dressed all old-style military. Between her stumbling and Jonathan's raging sweaty pits, it was a bit scary. And that smearing lipstick! She looked like she just got out of the boxing ring and got hit with a left hook! Although maybe that would have helped her dancing. Of course, the judges return to their true "on crack" form and are in love with the dancing. Stupid judges. Scores: 10, 9, 9.


Next is Scary Spice dancing the Foxtrot. She's wearing trousers? And there goes the rogue lipstick! It's all over her teeth too. They need to invest in a better lipstick already. Well, she did a good job. Simple and pleasing. Judges weren't too excited by it. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Now we got Jane Seymour doing the Quickstep. Jane is very elegant and did a nice job. Judges did some dissing and thought her footwork was bad. I didn't think it was that bad. Scores: 8, 8, 8. By the way, can someone make Samantha Harris go away and send back Drew Lachey? Samantha is on my LAST nerve!


Dancing next is Jennie Garth doing the Viennese Waltz. She was a bit stumbly. Looked like she was losing her balance several times. Probably was distracted by Derek's glowing white teeth. They must've blinded her. Judges didn't like it. Len was having a hissy fit about counting to 3 or something. Scores: 8, 8, 9.


Up next is Cameron doing the Quickstep. It was ok. Seemed a little confused and hyper. Judges agreed that it was a jumbled mess. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


We now switch to the Latin dances. First up once again is Helio dancing the Samba. It was saucy and fun! And Helio looked scared to death to be between Julianne's legs! Judges loved Helio and Bruno hates Prez. Bush. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Now we got Marie doing the Cha Cha Cha. She was trying to be all sassy. She wasn't that bad but also wasn't that difficult of a routine. Judges were mixed on it. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Now we got Scary Spice doing the Paso. Mel's got some saucy legs! She looked good and moved great. That'll assure her another week on the show. Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!


Jane is next doing the Cha Cha Cha. Jane had fun and looked good. I thought she did a good job. Judges wanted more from her. Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Next is Jennie dancing the Rumba. Derek really is a good choreographer. Jennie was floating across the floor. Very nice! Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 10 (I mean "Sexy 10" according to Bruno).

By the way, I'm sick of those endless Samantha Who commercials. Samantha Who Cares!


Final dance is Cameron doing the Jive. Cameron can really kick! He was in hips overload! It was a very entertaining routine. Cameron's dancing and his booty were both in great form! Judges praised it too. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Well, I thought Marie was the worst, but if I had to make a guess on who'll go, I'd say Jane Seymour. We'll see tomorrow because these voters are CRAZY!

Amazing Race Season 12 Premiere

New season of Amazing Race. Time to round up the loonies. And finally a season without hicks David and Mary. Thank goodness! Well, time for the freakshow...

















First team is Kynt and Vyxsin. Eh? Nice names there! They are dating are are into Goth. They are Myspace lovin fools and love being surrounded by Storm Troopers and Wookies. Um, yeah, who doesn't?

















Jennifer and Nathan are dating for two years...on and off. Sounds like they are going to be the griping couple of the season. They spend half the episode doing some serious donkey hatin'.



















Then we got Ronald and Christina. A father and daughter team who never spent much time together because he was a workaholic. And the fact that he's wearing a "Who's Your Daddy" shirt means that he is sure to get on my last nerve. Either that or he's trying to tell his daughter something... They start off the season doing well.


















Shana and Jennifer are dizzy blonde friends who say they will do anything to win the million dollars. Skanks! I think they even flirted with the donkey.

















Azaria and Hendeka are brother and sister who expect to have confrontations during the race. Oh really? I never seen that on this show. Who knew? Well, it's not getting in their way yet as they are doing just fine this leg.

















Lorena and Jason are dating and are struggling over their cultural differences. And what could that be? Probably neither of them have any culture?

















Nicolas and Donald are a grandson and grandfather team. 23 year old Nicolas says he's "reliable, competitive, and goofy." And the father is...um...old. That about sums him up.

















Ari and Staella are best friends. Ari says he's "mean, rude, and hilarious", and that's just describing his hair! Ari is trying to out-Gay Oswald and Danny from last year. However, they differ from Oswald and Danny due to their sucky game playing skills.

















Marianna and Julia are sisters who plan to flirt their way to the finals. They annoy me already!

















Rachel and TK have been dating for a year. They seem boring and what's up with his hair?! That's just wrong! They spent most of the leg in first place till the end. I think he tripped on his nappy hair or something.

















Last team is Kate and Pat. They are married ministers and are on the show because the Amazing Race needed a little bit more lesbian/religious action. How's that for a combo!















The first team to the pitstop is Azaria and Hendekea.















And the team eliminated is Ari and Staella. I was getting tired of spelling her name with that extra "a" anyway. See ya suckas!

Some interesting characters this season. Let's see how fast they get on my nerves!

Heroes - Attack of the Plotlines!

Heroes time. Will Peter finally leave dreary Cork, Ireland? Will My Two Daddies get killed off? Well, I can hope. We will see...


Bob decides to try an experimental vaccine on Monica to see if it "cures" her of her powers. Sound like she needs to go tag team wrestling on his butt and get out of there!


Bennet and the Haitian go to Ukraine to find out where Isaac's missing paintings are from mysterious Ukraine guy. To pursuade him, he has the Haitian start removing his favorite memories, one by one. Maybe he can help me forget some of these thousands of plotlines they got going on, cause I can't keep up with them! Bennet finds the paintings.


Sylar and the Wonder Twins continue their drive across the border. Sylar gets all flirty with Mya. She turns into Mascara Girl to kill the border patrol and Sylar too so they can get across the border. But Alejandro helps to revive Sylar. And Sylar is brain hungry!


Claire is turned down during cheerleader auditions, so her and West make bad cheerleader girl look like a drunk and get her kicked off the squad. That leaves a spot open for Claire. Score!


Bob lets Monica return to New Orleans safely and gives her an iPod with instructions on all kinds of defense moves and such so she can mimic them. He tells her to go kick some criminal butt in New Orleans.


I'm so sick of the Hiro plotline. Well, let's see. Hiro tries to help Kinsei save the old guy, but messes with the time continuum by telling the daughter that he loves her. But ol' Kinsei is working for the enemy and punches out Hiro. He turns the old dude and the daugher over to the enemy.


Niki show up and tells Mohinder that she's his new partner. Or is it Jessica?


Peter gets to Canada then quickly teleports to New York City in 2008 and is greeted by a deserted NYC. Seems there was an evacuation of the city for some reason.

I hope they wrap up some of these plots. My head is spinning!

Dancing With The Stars Week 6

It's Week 6. We FINALLY got rid of Mark Cuban last week. Who's next?


First up is Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Foxtrot. Mark stumbled a bit there. But he's cute, so I forgive him! But girl was workin' it! Pretty good. Scores: 9, 8, 8.


Next up is Jennie Garth dancing the Mambo. She did good but was a bit sloppy and had some missteps in there. Of course the judges don't mention any of that. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next is Jane Seymour doing the Jive. She says she's going to stink the competition. Well, she came close to stinking. That was a boring Jive. She's got the elegant dance thing down, but I just can't buy her doing the Jive. Awkward! Scores: 8, 7, 7.


Now we got Cameron doing the Samba. That was rather good! Great job! Len and Bruno didn't think it was a good Samba. But Carrie Ann did. She was hypnotized by Cameron's booty...as was I! Scores: 9, 8, 8.


Dancing next is Scary Spice dancing the Rumba. Mel was smoking out there! Very HOT. Way to go girl! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Perfect score!


Up next is Marie trying to do another faint act. Of course, they show the faint again and again. We learn that Marie often forgets to breathe. Eh?! This week she's doing the Paso. Guess that means no fat smurf dress this time. Kinda a lackluster Paso. Did you notice Jonathan straining while trying to drag Marie across the floor? I would too! It was a stank Paso. Sorry Marie. And why is Len talking about cooking sausages?! ON CRACK! Judges didn't like it. Ok, maybe they are not on crack. Scores: 8, 8, 7.


Next is Helio Castroneves doing a Cha Cha. Helio was his usual cheesy self. A lot more exciting than last week. I liked it a lot and so did the judges. Scores: 9, 10, 9. OMG! Did Julianne just fart while talking to Samantha? Guess it's her, not Jane who wants to stink the competition!


Now we got the group Rock-n-Roll dance. They were some flippin' fools! And Marie didn't faint. Who knew?

Marie, you better watch out! You'll need some pity votes to save you. I told you that you should've fainted again. We'll see if she survives tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 5 Results

It's results night for Week 5. Will Mark Cuban finally go home? And will anyone faint tonight? If Mark stays it might just be me. I'll even borrow Marie's fat Smurf dress!


Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Scary Spice and Maks to do their Samba. I sure wish they would have picked Marie just for fun! Ha!


Performing tonight is Jennifer Lopez and a lot of smoke. The smoke looked real sexy. J Lo looked ok too.


The first couple in the bottom two is Mark and Kim. Well Duh!


The second couple in the bottom two is Jane and Tony. Aww. Looks like Marie got those pity votes!


And the couple going home is...wait for it...Mark and Kim. Well it's about time! Get your scar-covered butt outta here fool! Time to have a party in his honor (dishonor)!

Heroes - Talk About a Nightmare of a Dad!

Heroes time. Kristen Bell makes her appearance tonight. Let's see if she can knock some sense into Peter. Or at least knock his shirt off again. That'll do too!


Kristen Bell shows up in Ireland looking for Peter. And oh snap, she's got lightning bolt fingers!


Matt and Nathan go to see nightmare man, a.k.a. Matt's daddy. Why didn't they show Nathan flying? These people are boring when they don't show their powers. The scary "Nightmare Man" seems like a scatterbrained goofy man. Who knew. And it looks like he's been marked to be killed. Matt, you better have a quick reunion with daddy.


Monica's still doing her mimicing thing. She watches Micah play the piano, then plays the same song herself. I sure hope they show more interesting sides to her power.


Matt's dad seems to have powers to make others get lost in dreams or something. He traps Nathan and Matt in individual dreams. Matt in jail, and Nathan in NYC after a nuclear bomb exploded.


Micah explains to Monica that her power is just like someone from the 9th Wonders comic book and that she is a "copycat". Hmm. Thought they'd come up with a more exciting name for it.


Mohinder brings Molly to Gold-touch man with the Company. And boom, here comes Niki kicking some gold-touch butt! But Mohinder quickly tasers her.


Matt and Nathan fight their dreams, including Nathan battling disfigured Nathan. Ick! But Matt and Nathan are actually fighting each other. They finally wake up and realize it was just a dream.


Kristen Bell character kills the Irish guy while looking for Peter. Seems she's working for her father. But who's her father??

Kinda a slow episode. Let's hope next week picks up the action some.

Dancing With The Stars Week 5

It's Week 5. Lousy Floyd got the boot last week. Let's see if Mark Cuban FINALLY goes this week!


First up is Marie Osmond doing the Samba. OMG! What is that dress she's wearing? That has got to be the most unflattering dress ever made! She looked like a a fat smurf on crack! I couldn't even pay attention to her dancing. From what I did see, it was STANK! Bad bad bad!



Oh, then she faints. Sure, make me feel guilty for dissing her! Am I wrong that I replayed my DVR about 5 times watching her fall? Probably so. Scores: 7, 7, 7. And a "10" from me for going for the pity votes!


Next up is Jane Seymour dancing the Rumba. It was a very elegant performance. Pleasing as always. Judges liked it also. Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Next is Mark Cuban. Ugh. He's doing the Samba. They're dancing to the theme to I Dream of Jeannie. Well, I dream of no Mark on this show! His performance was boring. Nothing special at all. Judges are full of back-handed compliments. Can't they just say he's stank? That would be more to the point. Scores: 7, 7, 7.


Now we got Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Rumba. Marc is extra HOT tonight and so are their dancing! Very good performance! She seemed out of sync a couple times, but I still loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 10.


Dancing next is Jennie Garth doing the Samba. Great job by both of them! This is the same style that Marie danced. What a difference between the two of them. (yeah, I'm still not cutting Marie any slack.) Judges had mixed reactions. Scores: 8, 9, 8.


Up next is Helio Castroneves dancing the Rumba. And Helio actually did the whole dance without a single smile. He stuck with the character well! It was pretty hot! Judges didn't seem to like it much. Scores: 8, 7, 8.


Next is Scary Spice Mel dancing the Samba. They're dancing to a Spice Girls song. Oi. She did a great job. Lots of action, and shall I say...spice. Scores: 10, 9, 10. Not too scary!


Now we got Cameron Mathison dancing the Rumba. He is assisted by his co-star on All My Children, Susan Lucci. Her face was looking extra stretched. Like the Joker.


Cameron seemed a bit off tonight. Looked like he almost dropped Edyta twice. But his booty did a great job! And other than those couple missteps (which the judges don't mention), it was a very good dance. Scores: 8, 9, 9.

The worst tonight are Marie and Mark. I actually thought Marie was a bit worse than Mark. Now that's saying something! But I still want Mark outta there! We'll see tomorrow.