Monday, November 26, 2007

Dancing With The Stars Finale, Part 1

It's Finale Week. It's down to Helio, Scary, and Marie. Marie is going DOWN!

First up is Scary Spice dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Mel worked that dance! Good techniques and she had one sassy outfit on! Scores: 9, 9, 10.

Next up is Marie doing the Samba (aka her fainting dance). Well, no faint this time unfortunately and no fat smurf outfit. Instead, she's a bloated bumble bee. She was awkward as usual. Judges basically said that she's very entertaining, but that when it comes to technique, she just stank up the floor. Scores: 8, 8, 8. And Marie is PISSED! Sorry sunshine!

Next is Helio dancing the Jive. It was crazy fun! Not the best of his dances, but real sassy! Judges tore him apart and said it was sloppy. Oops. Scores: 8, 8, 9.

It's freestyle time. Mel is first She was slinking all over that stage. Some really crazy moves. Loved it! Judges thought they could have done more. I like the way Victoria Beckham is in the audience barely mustering up the energy to applaud, looking all unbothered. Gotta love Posh! Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Now we got Marie trying to get her freestyle on. I think they found a dance Marie is good at. Playing a doll who doesn't move. But when she does, it's Pepto-scary! I dare the judges to give her good feedback! And the judges agree. They HATE HATE HATE it! Heh! Marie is once again PISSED! I think she may be drunk too! Scores: 8, 7, 7.

Last up is Helio in Indy race mode. What is he wearing?! Looks like a disco spaceman on crack! But it was crazy fun! Lots of hard lifts! Way to go Helio! Len calls it the best freestyle of the night by miles. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, it seems obvious that Mel B. will win. Although, I wouldn't mind a surprise win by Helio. And as for Marie....why is she still here?

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