Dancing With The Stars - Week 8

It's Week 8. Jane Seymour went home last week and Marie is real nervous right about now.


First up is Jennie Garth dancing the Jive. OMG! Richard Simmons showed up looking all wrong! He gives her a pep talk. I really didn't need to see him in those shorts! I bet Jennie was scared to death when she turned and saw that troll waving a pom-pom. Scary!


Their dancing was pretty sassy! Jennie seemed to have confidence afterall. Really liked it. The judges didn't like it. Bruno says it was limp. Yeah, he's one to talk. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Next up is Cameron Mathison dancing the Viennese Waltz. Aww, it was just lovely! A beautiful performance. Judges liked it, but Len was intimidated by Cameron's sassy chest, as was I. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next is Marie Osmond dancing the Rumba. Well, that was much better a performance than past weeks. Way to go Marie. But does she have to wear those skin tight dresses? Eek! Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Now we got Helio Castroneves doing the Paso. It was good. Not the best Paso of the season, but good. Judges liked it too. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Dancing next is Scary Spice doing the Tango. Mel was HOT! She worked that tango. Loved it! Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up next is Jennie Garth doing the Foxtrot. It was very nice and smooth. Judges also liked it. Scores: 9, 9, 8.


Now we got Cameron doing the Cha Cha Cha. It was an ok job. I was hoping for something real good, but it was just ordinary. Judges felt the same. Scores:
8, 8, 8.


Now we got Marie doing the Jive. Marie is all hicked out. Jonathan looks like a gay cowboy. Yeehaw Girl! It's not much of a Jive. Marie probably couldn't handle all the standard Jive moves. Not that great for me. Scores: 8, 9, 8.


Now we got Helio doing the Quickstep. What's with the hat he was wearing at the beginning? Crazy! It was full of energy and he was great! Did he drop her at the end or was that part of the routine? Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Last person dancing is Scary doing the Mambo. Another good job my Mel, shaking those orange feathers. Seems Maks stole some moves from Benji Schwimmer. Nice one. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, Marie, watch out. Although she seems to have her hoards of fans keeping her here. And it's probably all her family. She's got like 800 brothers and cousins I think. If they come through again, Cameron might be in trouble. We'll see tomorrow.