Monday, November 19, 2007

Dancing With The Stars Week 9

It's Week 9. Cameron and his booty said bye to us last week. How much longer can Marie hold out?!

First up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. It wasn't that snazzy. But then she really can't do the cool moves. It was nothing special but definitely better than her last Quickstep. Scores: 10, 10, 9. Stupid judges, it wasn't that good.

Next up is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Mel was awesome! And she was working those three splits! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!

Next is Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. She was good, but something was missing from her performance. Seemed a bit rough around the edges. Scores: 9, 10, 9.

Now we got Helio Castroneves dancing the Foxtrot. Helio was in extra big grin mode. It was a lot of fun. I really liked it, as did the judges. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Latin round time. Dancing next is Marie doing the Mambo. Marie was trying to be all saucy. It was fun. A few missteps but not too bad. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Up next is Mel B doing the Paso, and she's got a whip! She's got some serious boob action going on! Have they always been that big?! It was hot! Both of her dances tonight were great. Len gives us the scary news of "You can whip me if I misbehave." Ick! Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Now we got Jennie dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Pretty good job. Jennie makes a comeback! Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Last to dance is Helio doing the Cha Cha Cha. Will he be able to outdo Jennie's Cha Cha Cha? Pretty close! He was real good. A real fun performance. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

I'm sticking with my weekly prediction of Marie going home. I mean, come on voters, just let her go already! Sheesh!

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