Dancing With The Stars Week 7

It's Week 7. We had a shocker elimination last week with Cheetah Diva getting voted off. Marie must really be sweating this week.


First up is Helio Castroneves dancing the Tango. It was a hot one and Helio looked slick with that black suit. Len and Bruno were crabby and didn't like it, but Carrie Ann did. Scores: 9, 8, 8.


Next up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. She's dressed all old-style military. Between her stumbling and Jonathan's raging sweaty pits, it was a bit scary. And that smearing lipstick! She looked like she just got out of the boxing ring and got hit with a left hook! Although maybe that would have helped her dancing. Of course, the judges return to their true "on crack" form and are in love with the dancing. Stupid judges. Scores: 10, 9, 9.


Next is Scary Spice dancing the Foxtrot. She's wearing trousers? And there goes the rogue lipstick! It's all over her teeth too. They need to invest in a better lipstick already. Well, she did a good job. Simple and pleasing. Judges weren't too excited by it. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Now we got Jane Seymour doing the Quickstep. Jane is very elegant and did a nice job. Judges did some dissing and thought her footwork was bad. I didn't think it was that bad. Scores: 8, 8, 8. By the way, can someone make Samantha Harris go away and send back Drew Lachey? Samantha is on my LAST nerve!


Dancing next is Jennie Garth doing the Viennese Waltz. She was a bit stumbly. Looked like she was losing her balance several times. Probably was distracted by Derek's glowing white teeth. They must've blinded her. Judges didn't like it. Len was having a hissy fit about counting to 3 or something. Scores: 8, 8, 9.


Up next is Cameron doing the Quickstep. It was ok. Seemed a little confused and hyper. Judges agreed that it was a jumbled mess. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


We now switch to the Latin dances. First up once again is Helio dancing the Samba. It was saucy and fun! And Helio looked scared to death to be between Julianne's legs! Judges loved Helio and Bruno hates Prez. Bush. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Now we got Marie doing the Cha Cha Cha. She was trying to be all sassy. She wasn't that bad but also wasn't that difficult of a routine. Judges were mixed on it. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Now we got Scary Spice doing the Paso. Mel's got some saucy legs! She looked good and moved great. That'll assure her another week on the show. Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!


Jane is next doing the Cha Cha Cha. Jane had fun and looked good. I thought she did a good job. Judges wanted more from her. Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Next is Jennie dancing the Rumba. Derek really is a good choreographer. Jennie was floating across the floor. Very nice! Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 10 (I mean "Sexy 10" according to Bruno).

By the way, I'm sick of those endless Samantha Who commercials. Samantha Who Cares!


Final dance is Cameron doing the Jive. Cameron can really kick! He was in hips overload! It was a very entertaining routine. Cameron's dancing and his booty were both in great form! Judges praised it too. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Well, I thought Marie was the worst, but if I had to make a guess on who'll go, I'd say Jane Seymour. We'll see tomorrow because these voters are CRAZY!