Monday, April 30, 2007

Heroes - Back To The Future

It's future time as we take a look 5 years into the future and see how life will be if the Heroes fail.

We're back to the future with Hiro running into Future Hiro, who explains that Hiro needs to kill Sylar. Head of Homeland Security, Matt captures Hiro while Ando and Future Hiro escape to go find Peter, a.k.a. Scarboy.

Ando and Hiro are at a strip club watching Jessica strip. Heh! Jessica talks to Peter and that is one rank scar he's got! Hiro better fix the past so my cutie can be cute again! Save the Cutie, Save the World!

President Nathan Petrelli wants to kill all the specials to save the rest of the people. Guess that means all the specials but Nathan of course.

Claire is waitress at the infamous Burnt Toast Diner and sporting brown hair. Daddy shows up and tells her to split town for her safety and leave her cute boyfriend. Hmm. I'd have to think twice about that decision myself.

Matt barges in on Future Hiro and captures him, but Scar Peter shows up, freezes time and teleports out with Ando and Future Hiro. COOL! You go scarred cutie!

Nathan talks to the freshly captured Claire and says that she's so important to him. And that's because Nathan is Sylar! Whoa! And Sylar slices and dices Claire.

Peter, Future Hiro and Ando go to rescue Hiro just as Mohinder is about to kill him with an injection, but he kills the Haitian instead and frees Hiro.

Nathan/Sylar gets word of it and flies in and confronts Peter. They do some nuclear fighting. They even have red and blue colors like in Star Wars!

Matt kills Future Hiro, but Hiro is able to teleport out with Ando just in time returning to current time. Now he's got the fun job of figuring out how to kill Sylar!

Dancing With The Stars - Week 7

It's Dancing With The Stars time. Woody Woodpecker was wittled away last week. Let's see what loser is next.

First up is Laila Ali ready to some boy butt kicking. She did her Quickstep pretty well, but nothing out of the ordinary, but good. Judges liked it a lot. Scores: 10, 9, 10.

Next up is John Ratzenberger. He's doing the Foxtrot, but he looked more like he was doing the Buzzard-trot. He's as awkward as ever. He seems to come across as really trying, so I can't diss him too much. Scores: 8, 7, 8.

Next is Apolo Anton Ohno. He's doing the Foxtrot. It's a slower dance, but they still made it fun. Good job! Scores: 9, 8, 9.

Now we got Ian Ziering. He seems better than last week, but he just seems like he's a little sloppy with some of his moves. But a lot better. And he had Tori Spelling rooting him on from the audience. I'm not sure if that's good or not. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Here comes Billy Ray Cyrus. He's doing the Waltz. He didn't really do much. Stood around most of the time while his partner danced around him. I guess that's one way to keep from getting bad dancing complaints. Judges agreed. Scores: 5, 6, 6.

Up next is Joey Fatone. He's doing the Foxtrot. He was real good. I liked that better than Apolo's Foxtrot. Way to go Fat One! Scores: 10, 9, 10.

Laila Ali is back doing the Samba. She looked like a bird with her flapping her arms the whole dance. I wasn't overly thrilled with it, but it was good. The judges were quite a bit more happy with it. Scores: 10, 10, 10. It wasn't a perfect dance, but whatever.

John Ratzenberger is back with a Rumba. I think John is just giving up. It was sucktacular as usual. He looked like Master P in that dance. Carrie Ann tells him that basically of all the sucky dancers she's seen, he sucked the least. Heh! Scores: 7, 8, 7.

Returning is Apolo Anton Ohno doing the Mambo. That was HOT! Lots of tricks in it. Best of the night! Of course the judges don't like it as much. Guess that's why I'm not a judge. Scores: 9, 9, 10.

Ian Ziering is back doing Mambo. Kinda a letdown after Apolo's Mambo, but still good. Judges liked it. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Billy Ray is doing the Samba. He's doing the roach stomping and not much else. I think he forgot half his moves. Of course, the judges liked it. They are truly on crack tonight! Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Finally, Joey Fatone doing the Jive. Joey was a jumping machine! That was really great! Hmm. Ok, now that may have tied for my favorite dance of the night. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

My pick for who should go is John! And I think he probably will go. And what's up with guest performer Meatloaf tomorrow? Meatloaf? That's the best they can do? Who are they going to get next? Toni Basil?

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Amazing Race - Teletubbies Go To War!

Amazing Race All-Stars time. Well, I certainly hope tonight isn't another non-elimination leg. Lets kick someone's butt outta here! Yeah, I'm talking to you Mirna!

Teams start in Macau heading to Guam. What is this skin-tight lycra thing Eric is wearing? Is he trying to out-gay Oswald and Danny?

Mirna says that it is important for her to do the right accent based on what country she is in. Eh? She uses that same tired mystery accent no matter what country she's in. Well, let her think she's a master linguist if she wants. Crack ho!

Detour. Care Package or Engine Care. Charla and Mirna choose to deliver the care package. They sit while the care package is dumped out the back of the plane. Then they gripe at the crew for not flying fast enough. I wonder if the pilot would take a bribe to have the plane make an extra steep climb and knock their asses out the back! And just in time for sweeps baby!

In the roadblock, they have to use a GPS device to find a lost pilot and rescue him by helicopter. Dumbass Charla keeps touching the GPS device with her midget fingers and messing it up. You can tell the guy helping her out was wanting to toss her midget butt in the bushes. Dwarf tossing? Oh yeah!

Dustin and Kandice are first to the pitstop again and have made it to the finals. Oh joy.

Oswald sees Charla running towards him in her military outfit and says "Oh my God, the Teletubbies go to war". HEH! Classic!

Eric and Danielle are the second team to the pitstop and the finals. Go Team Airhead!

Charla and Mirna were team 3 and in the finals. Don't get me started!

Oswald and Danny were last to arrive and eliminated. Ugh. Figures. Although it wasn't much of a surprise. They had that 30 minute penalty so they would have been last regardless.

OK, finals are next week. If Charla and Mirna win, I will be doing some serious cussing! Rude bitch and annoying midget! A lot of viewers are apparently rooting for them two to win. Well, it just goes to show you that crack usage is a bigger problem in the country than ever before! Just say no! Or better yet, HELL TO THE NO!

Delicious "CAKE"!

"Cake" (Chris/Blake) was on the loose! Chris Richardson was caught by the paparazzi arriving at the Sunset Marquis hotel getting out of a car and looking HOT! And look who's in the back seat in one of the pics. Blakey!

Source: Just Jared Blog

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

I just can't get enough of this scene below from the opening of The Office last week. Jim doing his Dwight impression. Lord, beer me strength!

God I love this show!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Most Beautiful!

A quick shout out to cutie James Roday from one of my favorite shows Psych for making it as one of People magazine's Most Beautiful People for 2007. Ain't that the truth! Can't wait for the second season to come back!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

American Idol Top 6 - Results

Elimination night for the Top 6. And it's a two hour crap-fest of Idol Gives Back. Yeah, how about giving back that decision to let Taylor Hicks win last year. That'll be a start. I really should just record this and fast forward to the last 5 minutes. But alas...

Ellen? Where'd she come from? That wacky lesbian! Guess all the big music stars will be at another location. They probably want no part of the American Idol studio, especially Kelly Clarkson!

Whoa. Janet Jackson has a mustache. Girlfriend needs a shave.

What is this crap group song? They're all in white and Lakisha and Melinda must be upset because white is not slimming! And call me rude, but these crap clips between performances are dull and Simon doesn't sound sincere at all around these kids. He's all like "This is the worst conditions I've ever where's my limo damnit! Four-star restaurants don't seat themselves ya know!"

Il Divo gets on my last nerve! If I slap one off the stage, there will still be 3 left, so they could still get by. Well, old ladies are happy I suppose.

Carrie Underwood took a trip to visit Africa. And fortunately, she took along her HOT fiddle player!

Ryan talks with Paula on-stage and jokes about her being vertically challenged. Maybe so, but she sure ain't horizontally challenged! The sloppy drunk is trying to take away Lakisha's title of Boobs A Poppin'!

How 'bout that, even animals can't keep their paws off of Chris. I know how you feel Fido!

Hey Kelly girl. Don't worry, you won't have to slum with the Idol judges. Girlfriend sounded great, but what's with the tie dye mumu she's wearing??

Elvis performing on the Idol stage? That just seems so wrong. What, does Priscilla need extra money to make this month's mortgage on Graceland? Well, at least he's joined on stage by another corpse, Celine Dion.

Why do I have a feeling Ryan is going to say that everyone's safe this week. I can't see them spend 2 hours begging for donations to improve peoples' lives, then follow up that with "And bitch you're going home tonight!" We'll see.

I see Madonna is picking out another African baby. Maybe they have a 2-for-1 sale.

Annie Lennox. Yay! Sing it girl!

I knew it! Nobody's going home. They'll be adding this weeks' votes to next weeks votes and then sending home the bottom TWO next Wednesday. Curse you Nosferatu! We'll get you next week!