Monday, May 07, 2007

Dancing With The Stars - Week 8

It's Dancing With The Stars time. John Ratzenberger got the axe last week, let's see if Billy Ray finally gets his country butt booted!

First up is Ian Ziering. He's doing the Foxtrot. He was pleasant enough. Nothing too exciting. Judges weren't too thrilled either. Scores: 8, 7, 7.

Next up is Joey Fatone doing the Waltz. Aww, that was very pleasant. No goofing off. Not too exciting, but pleasant. Scores: 9, 9, 8.

Next is Billy Ray Cyrus doing the Foxtrot. He says he just wants to get an 8. Ol' stiffy is back. Bland and boring. Definitely doesn't deserve an 8 in my book. I like the way Carrie Ann says that she's amazed that he's still in the competition. That's about the best she can say. Why do the judges always say his moves suck, but he's so entertaining. Eh? That was so dull. Maybe he can entertain the cockroaches running across the floor. That's about it. Scores: 7, 6, 5. Sorry hick boy, no 8.

Now we got Laila Ali. And look who's in the audience. It's daddy Mohammad Ali. You just know she's going to get great scores tonight even if she falls on her face. She is doing a Waltz. It was good. Nothing really dazzled me, but very nice. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Here comes Apolo Anton Ohno doing the Tango. It was a very fun performance. The best of the first round. Len hated it. Len hates anything with any excitement. Scores: 10, 8, 10.

Returning with his Latin dance is Ian. A bit stiff, but good. He just cannot seem to dazzle. Scores: 8, 8, 9.

Joey is back doing the Mambo. It was lots of fun. I thought he did a real good job. Sticking that big booty out. Scores: 10, 9, 10.

Billy Ray is doing the Mambo. He was about the usual. Bad and awkward. But he had some fun moves in there. Not sure what some of those moves were. Maybe he had a rat in his pants. Scores: 6, 7, 7.

Returning is Laila doing the Jive. Laila was working it! She tore up that dance floor! Judges thought she could've given even more. Scores: 9, 8, 9.

Last up is Apolo doing the Paso. Another HOT number! Apolo sure can jump! Great great dance! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Only perfect score of the night. And deservedly so! Video of the performance is below.

My pick for who should go is Billy Ray of course, obviously! However, I wouldn't be too surprised to see Ian go first, stupid voters!

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