Heroes - Who's Got The Virus?

Heroes time. And so starts the countdown to the virus. Who will get it?


Adam tells Peter he needs to find Victoria, who is the one who first discovered the virus that kills almost everyone in 2008.


Bennet comes back to life due to Claire's blood administered by Mohinder. Bennet tells him not to trust the Company, because they created the virus in the first place. Mohinder is all pissy and tells him "Talk to the hand!"



Peter talks to Victoria who tells him where the mutated virus is. But she then shoots both him and Adam. But of course they survive. Peter uses his "Matt" powers to read her mind and find where the virus is.


Sylar gets his groove on convincing Mya to ditch Alejandro so he can have her brain all for himself. He then promptly kills Alejandro. Problem solved.


Boring Monica makes a return appearance ready to kick some butt to get back Micah's stolen medal from some thugs. But it backfires on her and she is captured by the thugs and tossed in a van.


Claire tells Elle to stay away or she'll go public and make the Company be on the run.


Sylar tells Mohinder he has Molly and wants to see him. Oh, just let Sylar kill her already. I'm sick of that girl!


Hiro and Peter have a showdown at the Primatech paper company. We'll have to see next week who prevails.

Dancing With The Stars Finale, Part 1

It's Finale Week. It's down to Helio, Scary, and Marie. Marie is going DOWN!


First up is Scary Spice dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Mel worked that dance! Good techniques and she had one sassy outfit on! Scores: 9, 9, 10.


Next up is Marie doing the Samba (aka her fainting dance). Well, no faint this time unfortunately and no fat smurf outfit. Instead, she's a bloated bumble bee. She was awkward as usual. Judges basically said that she's very entertaining, but that when it comes to technique, she just stank up the floor. Scores: 8, 8, 8. And Marie is PISSED! Sorry sunshine!


Next is Helio dancing the Jive. It was crazy fun! Not the best of his dances, but real sassy! Judges tore him apart and said it was sloppy. Oops. Scores: 8, 8, 9.


It's freestyle time. Mel is first She was slinking all over that stage. Some really crazy moves. Loved it! Judges thought they could have done more. I like the way Victoria Beckham is in the audience barely mustering up the energy to applaud, looking all unbothered. Gotta love Posh! Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Now we got Marie trying to get her freestyle on. I think they found a dance Marie is good at. Playing a doll who doesn't move. But when she does, it's Pepto-scary! I dare the judges to give her good feedback! And the judges agree. They HATE HATE HATE it! Heh! Marie is once again PISSED! I think she may be drunk too! Scores: 8, 7, 7.


Last up is Helio in Indy race mode. What is he wearing?! Looks like a disco spaceman on crack! But it was crazy fun! Lots of hard lifts! Way to go Helio! Len calls it the best freestyle of the night by miles. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, it seems obvious that Mel B. will win. Although, I wouldn't mind a surprise win by Helio. And as for Marie....why is she still here?

Scotty Makes a Move...Again

On Brothers & Sisters tonight, in a post-lobster daze, Scotty and Kevin give into temptation and get busy. I love me some Scotty! And Kevin breaks up with Reverend Boyfriend. Guess no more fresh-out-of-the-shower scenes with him. That's ok, I still love this show!

Scotty & Kevin

Amazing Race - Hot Chicken Lovin'

Amazing Race Season 12 time! Whiny sisters Mariana and Julia were eliminated and are off somewhere terrorizing camels. So let's see if Ronald survives without hernia drama this week.













Teams start off in West Africa heading for another town and have to carry a live chicken in a bag with them the entire leg. Those are going to be some pissed off chickens!













Ronald starts up with his hernia drama. That was quicker than I thought! And he's wearing that "Who's Your Daddy" shirt again. I sure hope he washes it!













Detour: Shake your pan or Shake your booty. Uh oh. Crazy white boy dancing. Jennifer and Nathan sucked at dancing and had to do it over.













Oh dear. Old coot Donald is in mud. Let's hope we don't see any repeat of muddy speedo action.













Kynt and Vyxsin think they are at a rave or something and work some crazy drug-induced dance. The locals were probably to scared of them to let them stay around, so they said they liked it.













Shana and Jennifer U-Turn Jason and Lorena, which means they will have to do both detour challenges. Oops.













For the Roadblock, one person has to ride a bike carrying all kinds of crap including a cranky goat. Vyxsin can't seem to hold up her bike. I think the wheels keep slipping on all that mascara running all over the place. Cranky goat is making all kinds of noises because it's never seen skin such a bright shade of white!













Azaria and Hendekea are first at the pitstop by a split second. Jennifer and Nathan are pissed that Azaria and Hendekea keep coming in first. That's because you're a slow ass, bad dancing fool Nathan!













Jason and Lorena are last to the pitstop due to the U-Turn. Bet the blondes are happy that they won't be coming after them next week! I wonder what happens to the chickens? Does the winning chicken get a prize? More likely, it gets to be dinnner. Sorry Mr. Chicken, no win for you!

Heroes - Bad News For Bennet...Kinda

Heroes time. What kind of badness will Adam get into and will Elle grant my wish and zap off Peter's clothes again? We'll see.


Seems Matt's power is evolving. Looks like he can place thoughts into people's heads, ala Eve.


Bob gives Mohinder a partner to help take down Bennet. And it's is daughter Dominatrix Elle.


Elle sure must have been boy starved. Now she's hitting on Mohinder. That saucy tart!


Hiro goes back in time to just before his father died to try to save him. Dad tells him it must be his destiny to die then, but Hiro wants no part of that and teleports him to safety.


Mohinder and Elle go in for the kill on Bennet, but a swooping in West knocks down Elle, leaving Bennet to finish off Mohinder. But West pursuades him not to kill him.


Bennet ties up Elle with her feet in water, trying to pursuade her to tell him where Bob is. Elle tries to get all zappy and electricutes herself. Heh! She probably enjoyed it.


Hiro returns his father to the past as he wishes, and lets him die. But Hiro first learns who killed his father. And as expected, it was Adam/Kensei. Guess Adam's making good on his threat to Hiro.


Matt uses his power of suggestion to get Angela to reveal info about Adam, but he can't get her to crack about the mystery woman in the picture. But later we find he gets her name afterall.


Beachside showdown. And the painting comes true as Mohinder kills Bennet. West flies off with Claire.


And we end the episode with Bob having given Claire's blood to dead Bennet, and brings him back to life. Looks like Claire is more like Adam that we thought.

Looks like it's plague time next week and return of Peter. Yay!

Dancing With The Stars Week 9

It's Week 9. Cameron and his booty said bye to us last week. How much longer can Marie hold out?!


First up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. It wasn't that snazzy. But then she really can't do the cool moves. It was nothing special but definitely better than her last Quickstep. Scores: 10, 10, 9. Stupid judges, it wasn't that good.


Next up is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Mel was awesome! And she was working those three splits! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!


Next is Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. She was good, but something was missing from her performance. Seemed a bit rough around the edges. Scores: 9, 10, 9.


Now we got Helio Castroneves dancing the Foxtrot. Helio was in extra big grin mode. It was a lot of fun. I really liked it, as did the judges. Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Latin round time. Dancing next is Marie doing the Mambo. Marie was trying to be all saucy. It was fun. A few missteps but not too bad. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up next is Mel B doing the Paso, and she's got a whip! She's got some serious boob action going on! Have they always been that big?! It was hot! Both of her dances tonight were great. Len gives us the scary news of "You can whip me if I misbehave." Ick! Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Now we got Jennie dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Pretty good job. Jennie makes a comeback! Scores: 10, 10, 10.


Last to dance is Helio doing the Cha Cha Cha. Will he be able to outdo Jennie's Cha Cha Cha? Pretty close! He was real good. A real fun performance. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

I'm sticking with my weekly prediction of Marie going home. I mean, come on voters, just let her go already! Sheesh!

Amazing Race - Udderly Crazy!

Amazing Race Season 12 time! After last week's scary speedo sighting, I'm afraid of what I will see this week!













Teams start in Amsterdam going to West Africa. Grandpa Donald says he's going to "let it all hang out". Oh no, after last week, I don't want to see anything else hanging out, thank you!













Ronald got a hernia after the last leg. The doctor who examined him said he just "pushed everything back in" and let him go. What needed pushing back in?! Ick! He said he will really try not to talk bad to Christina anymore. Yeah, that'll happen.













Roadblock is to milk a camel. Jennifer tells Nathan to be gentle with the nipples while he is milikng. Guess she doesn't appreciate his mad grab method. I think she's having flashbacks to last night in bed.













Lorena is all freaking out because she keeps dropping the milk and then her camel runs dry. She pleads "Please Lord, give me milk!" heh. I think Jason might have been better at squeezing out bodily fluids!













Detour. Teach it or Learn it. Azaria and Hendekea kicked butt learning the words in the native language and finished first and also make it to the pitstop first.













Poor Lorena keeps having her bowl of milk kicked by the camel. This camel is my hero! I think the producers paid the camel to do that.














The last team to the pitstop is Mariana and Julia and they are eliminated. I bet if she sees a camel on tv in the future, she'll probably run from the room. Kind of like what I do whenever Ronald talks.

Well, we shall see next week if Ronald's hernia stays in place.