Dancing With The Stars Week 6

It's Week 6. We FINALLY got rid of Mark Cuban last week. Who's next?


First up is Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Foxtrot. Mark stumbled a bit there. But he's cute, so I forgive him! But girl was workin' it! Pretty good. Scores: 9, 8, 8.


Next up is Jennie Garth dancing the Mambo. She did good but was a bit sloppy and had some missteps in there. Of course the judges don't mention any of that. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next is Jane Seymour doing the Jive. She says she's going to stink the competition. Well, she came close to stinking. That was a boring Jive. She's got the elegant dance thing down, but I just can't buy her doing the Jive. Awkward! Scores: 8, 7, 7.


Now we got Cameron doing the Samba. That was rather good! Great job! Len and Bruno didn't think it was a good Samba. But Carrie Ann did. She was hypnotized by Cameron's booty...as was I! Scores: 9, 8, 8.


Dancing next is Scary Spice dancing the Rumba. Mel was smoking out there! Very HOT. Way to go girl! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Perfect score!


Up next is Marie trying to do another faint act. Of course, they show the faint again and again. We learn that Marie often forgets to breathe. Eh?! This week she's doing the Paso. Guess that means no fat smurf dress this time. Kinda a lackluster Paso. Did you notice Jonathan straining while trying to drag Marie across the floor? I would too! It was a stank Paso. Sorry Marie. And why is Len talking about cooking sausages?! ON CRACK! Judges didn't like it. Ok, maybe they are not on crack. Scores: 8, 8, 7.


Next is Helio Castroneves doing a Cha Cha. Helio was his usual cheesy self. A lot more exciting than last week. I liked it a lot and so did the judges. Scores: 9, 10, 9. OMG! Did Julianne just fart while talking to Samantha? Guess it's her, not Jane who wants to stink the competition!


Now we got the group Rock-n-Roll dance. They were some flippin' fools! And Marie didn't faint. Who knew?

Marie, you better watch out! You'll need some pity votes to save you. I told you that you should've fainted again. We'll see if she survives tomorrow.