Dancing With The Stars Week 4

It's Week 4. The Melting Face one was kicked off last week. Don't everyone cry at once. And it's time for you to go Mark Cuban!


First up we have Mark Cuban dancing the Viennese Waltz. Well, he's trying to be better but still doesn't cut it for me. Even his microphone wanted to get away from him as it was dangling from him the whole dance. Len said Mark's dancing was better when Len's eyes were closed. And Bruno said he's like Bigfoot in a suit. I think I like these judges again! Scores: 7, 8, 7.


Next up is Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Paso Doble'. They're dancing to You Spin Me Round?? Ok. She was Cheetah-licious as usual! What a bundle of energy! Judges loved it. Scores: 10, 10, 10! First perfect score of the season! Work it Cheetah Girl!


Next is Jane Seymour dancing the Viennese Waltz. I love watching her dance. She's always so graceful. I loved it! Carrie Ann got all bitchy about them doing an illegal lift. Whateva! Bruno said she was like the "Queen of the Fairies". Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Now we got Floyd Mayweather doing the Paso. He's crying about getting lower scores than he deserves. Eh? Has he watched his dancing?? And now his performance. Oh where to begin. That was BAD! He looked like he was doing that Karate Kid crane move, then he did some Spiderman jump. Then he used Karina to sweep the floor. Judges gave him praise. Well, there goes my kind comments about the judges. Guess they got their crack fix during the last break. Scores: 7, 8, 8.


Dancing next is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Maks gets on my nerves more each week. Mel did a good job. Nothing that really stood out though. Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Up next is Cameron Mathison dancing ths Paso. He's dancing to the Superman theme. Has a big "C" on his chest and is working his booty! I liked it! And I'm referring to his dancing. Oh who's kidding, I'm referring to his booty too! Judges thought he did a great job. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next is Marie Osmond doing the Viennese Waltz. There must have been a dozen ostriches killed to make her dress! Marie girl had some snazzy moves! That was pretty impressive. Bruno thought she was like Sleeping Beauty who was still asleep. Scores: 9, 9, 8.


Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Paso. But first, it's an appearance by Jennie's HOT husband Peter Facinelli!


And back to her Paso. It was HOT too! What a great dance! Judges loved it, but Carrie Ann was on again about her lifts. Scores: 8, 10, 9.


Final dancer is Helio Castroneves dancing the Viennese Waltz. Very nicely done! He always puts a smile on your face. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Well, I still want Mark Cuban's scar-ridden butt outta here, but I gotta say that Floyd really needs to go this week! We'll see tomorrow.