Dancing With The Stars - Week 3

It's Week 3. One pretty boy is gone. So how much longer can Wayne stay around?? Well, let's find out!


First up we have Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Jive. As usual she is full of energy. She was moving like a Cheetah alright. Nice job! Judges loved it of course. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next up is Cameron Mathison doing the Tango. He's looking hot as usual. His performance was meh. Nothing special, but nothing bad. At least he's purdy! Judges are mixed. Scores: 8, 7, 8.


Next is Mark Cuban doing the Jive. He didn't do too much except look like a fool. He was more like an elephant stomping across the stage. Judges weren't too thrilled. Scores: 6, 7, 7.


Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. Jennie's lookin good! So is Derek! It was a HOT tango! Very good job! You work it Jennie girl! As expected, the judges loved it. Best so far tonight. Scores: 9, 8, 9. Not the best score of the night, but I thought it was better than Cheetah Girl.


Dancing next is Scary Spice Mel B dancing the Jive. Scary did a great job, but not as good of a Jive as Cheetah. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up next is Wayne Newton dancing the Tango. And he's got a cheesy mustache that's as fake as his hair. Hmm, Wayne has bigger boobs than Cheryl does. Scary! What's with the feather in his hat? It's like about 5 feet long or something! Oh no, a pony tail! Can it get any worse?! Of course it can. We got his dancing to look at now. What kind of kicks did he make between her legs?? Looked like he was scratching himself. Carrie Ann said that "There were a few awkward moments." A FEW?! These judges are on CRACK! Scores: 6, 6, 6.


Next is Floyd Mayweather dancing the Jive. Wait, that's not the Jive he's doing, it's the Pee Wee Herman dance. That was a hot mess. Judges liked it. Again...CRACK! Scores: 7, 7, 7.


Now we got Jane Seymour dancing the Tango. She's probably an emotional mess with her mother just passing away, but she's ready for her dance. And she did a nice job. A very classy and sassy Tango. Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up now is Helio Castroneves dancing the Jive. He was a bundle of energy again. Really fun to watch as usual. Judges didn't think he did as well as usual this week. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Final dancer is Marie Osmond doing the Tango. She was good, but nothing special. She didn't have good Tango faces. Judged liked it though. Scores: 9, 8, 9.

Well, the bottom two are no shock, Wayne and Mark. Even though Wayne was the worst, I still want Mark outta there. We'll see tomorrow.