Monday, September 24, 2007

Dancing With The Stars - Week 1 Women

Well, it's been a month since my last TV show blogging. I needed a break after the great and hectic season of So You Think You Can Dance. But no more. The shows are all back! First up, it's the season 5 premiere of Dancing With The Stars. Well, if you say so. And what's with them stretching out the week into 3 nights! CBS will do anything for extra ratings I guess. That means a lot of crap filler and commericals between each dance. So let's have at it with this year's freakshow, shall we? It's ladies' night y'all!

The first woman up tonight is actress Jennie Garth, who used to be on Beverly Hills 90210. I wonder if the whole former cast of that show is going to be on this show. She's still looking good! She's partnered with Derek Hough. He looks about 15 but is pretty hot! They are doing the Cha Cha. Jennie girl did pretty well. Kind of a slow start, but she got goin. And the best part is them showing her HOT husband Peter Facinelli! Judges thought it was good for a first round dance. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Next up is Josie Maran, a model. She's dancing with Alec and his hairy chest! Josie dear was all kinds of stank! She was stumbling all over that stage. I think she was drunk! No, she is just a bad dancer. Well, the judges basically agreed, but in a nicer more patronizing way. Scores: 6, 5, 5.

Next is Sabrina Bryan, a Cheetah Girl and partner Mark doing a Cha Cha. She's a spunky little thing! She worked that dance floor and the crowd loved it. Judges loved her but said it was too Hip Hoppy. They are always party poopers! Scores: 9, 8, 9. Sassy!

Now we got Marie Osmond and dancer Jonathan. She's a little bit country, and a whole lot of frumpy! They are dancing the Foxtrot. Not too elegant and that slit on her dress is WAY too high! I didn't need to see all of that stuff! Judges gave her praise. Whatever. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Dancing next is Scary Spice, Mel B. She's teamed with Maxim. They're doing the Cha Cha. Scary was pretty entertaining. She worked that dress! I thought she did pretty well. Judges liked her too. Although I really would have preferred to see Posh Spice dancing instead. I bet she would have been disaster! Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Up next is Jane Seymour and partner Tony Dovolani. She says she's the oldest woman to dance on the show. Well then, lets go grandma! They are doing the Foxtrot. Ok Janie, that was very graceful! Nothing flashy, just class. Nice one. Judges loved it, as they should. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Josie better watch out. She could be heading home Wednesday! Well, tomorrow we see the guys. Till then...

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