Heroes - Throwdown at the Burger Bonanza

Heroes time. Will Peter keep on with the bad guy routine? Will West stop his Superman impersonations? We'll see.


Molly wakes up screaming from a bad dream. Probably wondering what "My Two Daddies" are doing in the other room!


Mya and Alejandro are in Mexico fleeing to the border and run into a man laying in the middle of the road. And it just so happens to be Sylar! Hmm. Small world indeed. He finds out they have powers and probably is doing some serious drooling for brains!


Nana Uhura in da house and she's sassy! Don't even get Nana started! She's got a fetish for flowers made out of tomatoes. That's hot!


Angela Petrelli admits to killing Hiro's dad to stop the cops from investigating the murder. She knows it was a special that killed him. Matt tells Nathan to help him with the investigation.


Nathan shows Matt the picture of all the old-school specials. Matt recognizes one of them. His father!


Monica works at Burger Bonanza. Seems Monica has a power but what is it? She kicks the butt of a robber at her store using a wrestling move she saw on TV. So her power is something about picking up abilities she sees? Not sure.


Matt asks Molly to use her locating powers to locate his father. Molly tries but stops, saying that his father is the "Nightmare Man" that's been haunting her dreams. And check out the cool helix symbol in her eyes. She ends up trying to locate him and does find his location in Philadephia. But Nightmare Man finds her and does something to her that knocks her out. Well, Nightmare Man isn't so bad afterall. Mind-bitchslap that annoying girl!

Next week we'll find out more about Peter's situation and it looks like Kristen Bell will be looking for him! Work it Veronica Mars!

Dancing With The Stars Week 4

It's Week 4. The Melting Face one was kicked off last week. Don't everyone cry at once. And it's time for you to go Mark Cuban!


First up we have Mark Cuban dancing the Viennese Waltz. Well, he's trying to be better but still doesn't cut it for me. Even his microphone wanted to get away from him as it was dangling from him the whole dance. Len said Mark's dancing was better when Len's eyes were closed. And Bruno said he's like Bigfoot in a suit. I think I like these judges again! Scores: 7, 8, 7.


Next up is Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Paso Doble'. They're dancing to You Spin Me Round?? Ok. She was Cheetah-licious as usual! What a bundle of energy! Judges loved it. Scores: 10, 10, 10! First perfect score of the season! Work it Cheetah Girl!


Next is Jane Seymour dancing the Viennese Waltz. I love watching her dance. She's always so graceful. I loved it! Carrie Ann got all bitchy about them doing an illegal lift. Whateva! Bruno said she was like the "Queen of the Fairies". Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Now we got Floyd Mayweather doing the Paso. He's crying about getting lower scores than he deserves. Eh? Has he watched his dancing?? And now his performance. Oh where to begin. That was BAD! He looked like he was doing that Karate Kid crane move, then he did some Spiderman jump. Then he used Karina to sweep the floor. Judges gave him praise. Well, there goes my kind comments about the judges. Guess they got their crack fix during the last break. Scores: 7, 8, 8.


Dancing next is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Maks gets on my nerves more each week. Mel did a good job. Nothing that really stood out though. Scores: 8, 9, 9.


Up next is Cameron Mathison dancing ths Paso. He's dancing to the Superman theme. Has a big "C" on his chest and is working his booty! I liked it! And I'm referring to his dancing. Oh who's kidding, I'm referring to his booty too! Judges thought he did a great job. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next is Marie Osmond doing the Viennese Waltz. There must have been a dozen ostriches killed to make her dress! Marie girl had some snazzy moves! That was pretty impressive. Bruno thought she was like Sleeping Beauty who was still asleep. Scores: 9, 9, 8.


Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Paso. But first, it's an appearance by Jennie's HOT husband Peter Facinelli!


And back to her Paso. It was HOT too! What a great dance! Judges loved it, but Carrie Ann was on again about her lifts. Scores: 8, 10, 9.


Final dancer is Helio Castroneves dancing the Viennese Waltz. Very nicely done! He always puts a smile on your face. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Well, I still want Mark Cuban's scar-ridden butt outta here, but I gotta say that Floyd really needs to go this week! We'll see tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 3 Results

It's results night for Week 3. Will Wayne last another week. And the better question is will his hairpiece last another week?


Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Jennie and Derek to do their Tango. That was my favorite too.


First guest performer tonight is Seal and his crazy complexion.


The second guest performer is Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter Miley Cyrus. Is it just me or does Miley sound STANK! Well, at least she's not singing "I Want My Mullet Back"!


The first couple in the bottom two is Wayne and Cheryl. Of course.


The second couple in the bottom two is Floyd and Karina. Darn, that means Mark is safe. Crazy voters!


And the couple going home is Wayne. Well, there you go. You knew it was coming. I'll kinda miss his fake hair, mustache, and pony tail. Oh, who am I kidding. Get outta here melty-face!

Heroes - Sylar Kills and Gets...Indigestion?

Heroes time. Will Peter remember who he is? Will we get to see Peter's box?.....um...sorry I lost my train of thought. Where was I? Oh, and when is Mascara Gal going to be tied into the story, because I'm tired of her fashion faux-pas ass!


Random thugs say Peter must help rob an armored car in order to get his box. Now doesn't Peter have the power to get that box right then from them? Why doesn't he just take it? I guess then we won't get to see the exciting robbery scene.


Sylar wakes up on the beach with a redhead Candyce. Turns out they're not on the beach. She's just creating the illusion. She saved him after his stabbing last season and got him some surgeries.


Hiro leaves Ando a message from the past hidden in his sword. He tells the story of how he tries to turn fake Kinzei into hero Kinzei.


Claire is pissed at West for almost outing her in class. However, West shuts her up when he shows her his own powers and goes all Superman and flies away with her in his arms.


Micah goes to visit his grandma and it's Uhura in your face! Hailing frequencies open Niki!


Mascara Girl is at it again. Mya goes all freaky-eyed to kill the cops holding her brother in jail and rescues him.

Peter was right about thug #2 turning on thug #1 and kicks more butt! See video below.

Peter Kicks More Butt!

Hiro succeeded in turning Kinzei into a hero and win the girl. But he's not quite ready to return home.


Sylar appears to have lost his powers due to his injury. Candyce offers to take care of him and let him go wherever he wants through her illusions, including Sylar having sex with himself if that's what he's into. HEH! He probably is. But he's just faking and knocks out Candyce for some delicious brain eating! Oops, the power isn't working after his brain dining and gets heartburn or something. heh!


Peter gets his box but decides not to open it. He'd rather kiss the hot girl.


And West gets his own girl action with Claire.


Mohinder finds another of Isaac's paintings. And this one shows that Mr. Bennet will die. Eep!

So how long will Peter stay vigilante guy and remember who he is. We'll see next week.

Dancing With The Stars - Week 3

It's Week 3. One pretty boy is gone. So how much longer can Wayne stay around?? Well, let's find out!


First up we have Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Jive. As usual she is full of energy. She was moving like a Cheetah alright. Nice job! Judges loved it of course. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next up is Cameron Mathison doing the Tango. He's looking hot as usual. His performance was meh. Nothing special, but nothing bad. At least he's purdy! Judges are mixed. Scores: 8, 7, 8.


Next is Mark Cuban doing the Jive. He didn't do too much except look like a fool. He was more like an elephant stomping across the stage. Judges weren't too thrilled. Scores: 6, 7, 7.


Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. Jennie's lookin good! So is Derek! It was a HOT tango! Very good job! You work it Jennie girl! As expected, the judges loved it. Best so far tonight. Scores: 9, 8, 9. Not the best score of the night, but I thought it was better than Cheetah Girl.


Dancing next is Scary Spice Mel B dancing the Jive. Scary did a great job, but not as good of a Jive as Cheetah. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up next is Wayne Newton dancing the Tango. And he's got a cheesy mustache that's as fake as his hair. Hmm, Wayne has bigger boobs than Cheryl does. Scary! What's with the feather in his hat? It's like about 5 feet long or something! Oh no, a pony tail! Can it get any worse?! Of course it can. We got his dancing to look at now. What kind of kicks did he make between her legs?? Looked like he was scratching himself. Carrie Ann said that "There were a few awkward moments." A FEW?! These judges are on CRACK! Scores: 6, 6, 6.


Next is Floyd Mayweather dancing the Jive. Wait, that's not the Jive he's doing, it's the Pee Wee Herman dance. That was a hot mess. Judges liked it. Again...CRACK! Scores: 7, 7, 7.


Now we got Jane Seymour dancing the Tango. She's probably an emotional mess with her mother just passing away, but she's ready for her dance. And she did a nice job. A very classy and sassy Tango. Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Up now is Helio Castroneves dancing the Jive. He was a bundle of energy again. Really fun to watch as usual. Judges didn't think he did as well as usual this week. Scores: 8, 8, 8.


Final dancer is Marie Osmond doing the Tango. She was good, but nothing special. She didn't have good Tango faces. Judged liked it though. Scores: 9, 8, 9.

Well, the bottom two are no shock, Wayne and Mark. Even though Wayne was the worst, I still want Mark outta there. We'll see tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 2 Results

It's results night for Week 2. Let's see if Wayne survives.


Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Helio and Julianne. And it was the favorite!

Sadly, Tom announces that Jane Seymour is not there tonight because her mother died yesterday and she had to go back to England. Wow, poor Jane. And amazingly, she decided to remain in the competition as a tribute to her late mother. Glad to have her staying. I'm sure she'll be proud of you Jane.


Guest performer tonight is lezbo-licious Queen Latifah. Go Queen!


The Cavemen liked Marie Osmond's performance. Who cares. Stupid cavemen!


During a lame Jimmy Kimmel segment, they reveal how they tally the votes. It's the Count from Sesame Street. That sounds about right.


The first couple in the bottom two is Wayne and Cheryl. That was expected.


The second couple in the bottom two is Albert and Anna. Well, looks like Wayne's fanbase came through for him!


And the couple going home is Albert. Guess he should have taken his shirt off sooner. Oh well. See ya robot! Till next week.