Dancing With The Stars Week 6 Results

It's the results show. It's time for Woody to rot and go away! But instead let's see who the viewers send home instead.














It's really a boring results show. They do the group dance again, Joss Stone sings...eh.














The bottom two couples are John and Edyta...













...and will the other be Woody?? YES!













And Woodsy is OUTTA THERE! WOO HOO! She has a written script for her farewells? Crazy lady! Take you and your many legs back home biotch!

American Idol - Top 6

It's the Top 6 and Sanjaya is GONE! Woo Hoo! Tonight the finalists sing "songs about compassion and hope". So nobody's doing Baby Got Back then?

First up is Chris Richardson. He was pretty good (and pretty!), Judges liked it, but I think he's not long for this competition.


Next is Melinda Doolittle. Girlfriend was in diva mode! She was saucy! Excellent as usual. Video is below.

Melinda - There Will Come A Day

Now we got Blake singing John Lennon. Blake looks HOT tonight. His performance was understated and simple, but you can't really diva out during Imagine. A lot different from his usual songs. Considering the song, I thought it was great! Video is below.

Blake - Imagine

Next is Lakisha Jones singing a song by Fantasia. Ick, Fantasia? But her performance was good. She hit a couple stank notes, but the rest was ok. I just lost the Lakisha love I had weeks ago. Each week I hope this will be the week she redeems herself, but not yet.


Phil Stacey is up now and sounds ok. I don't know, his singing style kinda annoys me, but that was a pretty good performance. He may give Chris a run for the bottom spot.


Last to sing is Jordin Sparks. Work it girl! Mini Diva! I still think Melinda has the best voice of all the contestants, including tonight's performance, but Jordin did great tonight! Video is below.

Jordin - You'll Never Walk Alone

This is tough guessing who will go tomorrow. Phil or Chris? Or is it time for the early diva exit they do each year and Lakisha goes? I'll guess that cutie Chris will go, although I HOPE Nosferatu is gone!

Dancing With The Stars - Week 6

It's Dancing With The Stars time. Clyde finally got his clumsy ass booted. Let's see who we can get rid of this week.


First up is Joey Fatone. He got tips from Jerry Springer on how to be more manly. Heh. But then they dance to Erasure. LOL! And of course, Joey knows all the words. He was pretty sassy. Bruno calls Joey a "randy fighting cockerell". At least that's what I think he said. I think I may need to consult my Little Richard translator dictionary on that one. Scores: 9, 9, 9.


Next up is Woodsy the Owl. She was a bit clumsy and loved flashing her cooch. It was scary. And can her hairstyles get any more ugly? She wasn't that bad, but I'm sick of having to look at her! (checking clock) 45 minutes until Heroes. I need a dose of cutie Milo to get me out of this Heather funk I'm left in! Scores: 7, 8, 8.


Next is John Ratzenberger doing the mambo. John's got the fine art of stomping roaches down pat. He was awkward but fun. Scores: 7, 6, 6.


Now we got Laila Ali doing the cha cha. Girfriend was all sultry and crazy. She did her own cooch flashing. She was smoking up the place! Scores: 9, 9, 10.


Here comes Billy Ray Cyrus. Well, um, he was doing all kinds of crap and something called the Bubba Chicken, whatever. What was this dance style again? I suppose it was pretty entertaining at least. He'll get a few extra votes for that. Scores: 7, 7, 7.


Up next is Apolo Anton Ohno doing the rumba. Wow, another HOT routine! Apolo's just workin' it the past few weeks! He's got a very professional look to his dancing. Scores: 9, 9, 10.


Last up is Ian Ziering doing the Paso. He's pretty messy with his steps. It wasn't really that good. But better than John and Woody at least. Scores: 8, 8, 8.



They ended the show doing a group swing dance. Apolo looked scared to death to be in Laila's arms!


They were some dancing fools during the group dance. They did pretty well. But what is this move called that Maksim is doing here? Work it girl!

My pick for who should go is of course WOODY! But John will probably go. We'll see.

Heroes - Peter's Too HOT To Die!

Sorry Dancing With The Stars, but you'll have to wait, because HEROES IS BACK BABY! It's been like years since the last episode! We gotta see what happens with cutie Peter and will Linderman get his groove on?


Linderman shows Nathan his power of healing as he brings a dying plant back to life. If you've read the online graphic novels, you'll know that Linderman worked with Nathan's father back in the war. They both used their powers to fight the enemy.


Linderman says that exploding New York City will kill just .07% of the world's population and is a small loss for reshaping the world and he wants Nathan to lead the country, apparently as President.


Back to Peter and Sylar. It's slice time again as it showed in the last episode. Sylar trying to get Peter's brain. It's a heroes throwdown. Peter heals himself, propels Sylar away, then goes invisible. But Sylar's super hearing can hear his heartbeat and sends shards of glass at Peter and one hits him in the brain knocking him out/killing him. Mohinder disables Sylar and leaves with Peter.


HRG "thinks" a message to Matt in his cell. He instructs him how to escape and tells him to free crazy Ted Sprague, who looks less caveman-like these days. Ted causes an electromagnetic pulse that cuts the power so they can escape with HRG.


Mohinder brings dead Peter to mama Petrelli and Nathan. Claire talks to dead Peter and notices the glass shard in his head. She pulls it out and POOF, Cutie's back! yay! Nathan tells Claire to go to France with mama Petrelli until after election and the "boom".


Linderman uses Candace to appear as Niki and tell Micah to go with Linderman. Linderman tells Micah he can save the world. One guess is that he may have Micah change the electronic voting records to show Nathan won. Maybe not, but that's one of the current guesses.


Sylar visits Isaac for some hot brain action. Isaac says he was expecting him and knows he must die and also that Sylar will be stopped in the future. Sylar uses Isaac's power to paint more future scenes.


Hiro in the post-nuclear bomb future goes to see Isaac, but instead runs into Future Hiro. This should be interesting. We'll have to wait and see next week!

Amazing Race - Beware Sneaky Deals!

Amazing Race All-Stars time. Last week Eric and Danielle got out of an elimination. Let's see if they can avoid the boot tonight.













Teams start off in Hong Kong heading for Macau. Oswald and Danny are low on money and asked if they can prostitute themselves for more money. Ugh. The Chinese aren't that desperate! Let's see, Danny or bird flu. Tough choice.













Beauty Queens pay Oswald and Danny to yield Eric and Danielle, which they do. Those sneaky beauty queens. How did Eric and Danielle get money for the ferry and the taxi? I must have missed their begging or something.













Detour. Noodle or Dragon. Beauty queens choose the noodle task and are very good at mounting the pole! Charla got a bit too excited with the pole action.













Mirna is a jackass and can't drive the purty pink car. She asks Charla if she'll drive instead. Now that would be funny, but Mirna keeps trying herself, with little luck.













Dustin and Kandice are first to the pitstop and are gloating over their scheme to yield Eric and Danielle.













Eric and Danielle were second to arrive at the pitstop but with the 30 minute penalty, they had to wait. But they lucked out and were able to be checked in as team 3. Eric said he was so nervous that he will need extra Propecia for his falling out hair.













Oswald and Danny are last to the pitstop. Karma is a bitch! But it's another non-elimination leg. Seems like there's one every week. We'll never get someone eliminated at this rate! So I guess next week we'll see who makes the final 3.

American Idol Top 7 - Results

Elimination night for the Top 7. Will it be Phil, will it be Chris? We'll see.














Well they spent like forever trying to make people not think Simon is a disrespecting fool. Whatever, who knows what Simon was thinking. But you know Nigel chewed him out after last night's show!













Ryan spoke to people on the street asking their opinions on the contestants. And this bum wanted to see Lakisha shake her boobs more. Someone toss him a razor.














Lame group song. They're singing I'm Alright. Too bad their group singing wasn't alright. But Chris sure looked HOT!













Bottom three are Sanjaya, Lakisha, and Blake. Hey, stupid voters. Get Blake out of that group!














Whoa, Sanjaya actually went home! Amazing! It's a sad day and he will be missed much. I actually typed that without laughing! The suck train comes to an end. Praise the gods! See ya sucka!

Dancing With The Stars Week 5 Results

It's the results show. Oh Clyde, will you ever go?














Lisa Rinna and her boobs showed up to skank up the dancefloor doing a number from Chicago, which I guess she's the lead in now. She finds a way to work her way into every season of this show.














Wow, J Lo makes an appearance on Dancing With The Stars, and just a week after she was on American Idol. Who knew?














J Lo and Jo Fat share a tender moment. Don't tell Marc Anthony!














The bottom two couples are Woody and Jonathan...













...and Clyde and Edyta.














And thankfully, Clyde is outta there. It's about time! Woody, you're next!