Amazing Race - A Million Can Buy a Lot of Drugs!

Amazing Race finale! Beauty Queens are GONE! Only an hour for the finale, what's up with that? Here's hoping Rob and Kimberly don't win. Go druggies!

















Teams start in Spain heading for Paris. The teams have to get to the Eiffel Tower. Haven't they already been to the Eiffel Tower this competition? Or am I thinking of Treasure Hunters? Oh, why did I have to put that horror of a show in my mind!

















James had the idea of making reservations over the internet but was too much of a wimp to push the matter. Cause ya know, Tyler's the boss in that relationship.

















They all catch up in Paris and have to sky dive without any drama. Kimberly is extra graceful with her head-on collision arrival to the clue box. HEH!

















Detour. Art or Fashion. They all choose fashion and have to make an outfit. Tyler says he's good at the sewing. He gets all Project Runway and finishes the task first. You go girls!

















Rob has problems with the sewing and decides to design his own outfit. Fabulous!

















Rob and Kimberly get confirmed on the first flight to New York. James and Tyler got on standby at the last moment. Bama girls had to settle for the next flight and are pretty much out of it. Whatever. They bore me.

















The druggies try to lose Rob and Kimberly in the taxi, but they hang on, only to fall behind thanks to not having an EZ-Pass.

















James and Tyler stay one step ahead and it's a mad dash to the finish line. Druggies win!!






























Rob says that he still wants to marry Kimberly even without the winning money. Yeah, but a million dollars doesn't nag at you all day long. He'll be changing his story soon enough.

















James and Tyler get to call their parents via cell phone and announce they won. What's up with James' father's eyebrows!! Your son's a model dear, you need some serious grooming tips from him!




















Congrats James and Tyler! The happy couple prevails and have a million dollars. Let's just hope they can stay away from the drug dealers.

Battlestar Galactica - Curiosity (and radiation) Killed The Kat

New episode of Battlestar tonight. Now that they got their boxing fix out of the way, let's see where things go next.
















There's a food shortage and no food in sight. The warriors gather to scarf up a bunch of crumbs. They look like a bunch of roaches.
















Meanwhile, Boomer/Athena is busy looking for food and finds some on a planet that will require all kinds of drama to get to.
















Back at the Cylon love shack, Baltar is still working his threesome with Six and Xena. Seems Deanna is killing herself over and over and using the resurrections to get a glimpse into the mystical world of the Cylons. Hmm, you'd think after Lucy Lawless killed herself (and our ears) for 5 weeks of bad singing on Celebrity Duets, she would have had enough of killing already.
















Baltar feels up the hybrid Cylon to try to learn if he is one of the 5 mystery unknown Cylons.
















Kat has a shady past and a different name and was involved with a cute grubby drug-dealing guy. She was his drug runner.
















Starbuck confronts her and tell her to tell the others who she really is...either that, or else there's about to be some hot lesbian action!
















They're able to get the fleet to the food, but Kat plays hero to save the last ship and dies from a radiation overdose. And she's not too sexy...
















...Although Starbuck apparently would disagree with me.

Heroes - Explosions Are Bad...But Cute!

Episode 11 of Heroes tonight and the last until next year. Let's see if it lives up to the hype.
















Peter is in jail and visited by brother Nathan, who apparently wasn't Nathan, but was Sylar getting into his head. Freaky!
















Sylar is well and locked up (or is he?) And does not like being called Gabriel, thank you very much!
















Peter is interrogated by Matt. They read each other's minds and freak each other out. He tells them to protect Claire.
















FBI diva Audrey (with Matt just outside) ask Claire questions, but Matt is unable to read Claire's minds. Seems Hatian guy is lurking around the corner sending his Hatian vibes Matt's way, blocking his mind reading. Too bad he can't put thoughts of donuts in his head.
















Hiro meets up with Isaac and greets him with a Vulcan greeting. Go Geek! They realize that they must stop the bomb in NY and that it will be caused by an exploding man. And as Hiro said, how do you stop an exploding man?
















Jessica is hot on the trail of D.L. looking to do him in, but Nicki resurfaces and decides to have herself arrested to keep Jessica under control. Yeah, I'm sure that's going to keep her under control. I predict some serious police butt kicking in the near future.
















Hatian man gets to Claire's brother and gay boyfriend and erases their memory of Claire's special powers.
















Hiro shows Isaac how to concentrate. Heh!
















Isaac finishes his painting and apparently Hiro is going to be battling a dinosaur?? He better get his samauri sword fast, cause he may be making a special guest star appearance on Land Of The Lost!
















Eden decides to use her powers to make Sylar kill himself, but apparently Sylar isn't as helpless as we thought. He causes her to fly through the glass window and prepares to do some brain slicing. But Eden beats him to the punch and kills herself.
















Nathan gets Peter out of jail and Peter collapses on the ground and apparently has a vision of all the heroes together in NY and him exploding, causing the nuclear explosion. COOL! Below is a video of that ending!



Guess next month we'll find out if they can actually stop the explosion, and if Sylar is on the loose again.

Amazing Race - Tomatoes Never Looked So Good!

Amazing Race time. Beauty Queens lucked out with a non elimination leg last week. Will they be as lucky this week? And will the Babes finally GO?

















They start in Morocco heading for Casablanca. Kimberly says that to get motivated Rob just needs a little push. Off a cliff, preferrably.

















Roadblock time. Teams must cook and then eat a pound of camel meat. I like how they always have a head of the thing they have to eat to remind the teams that it comes from a nasty looking animal. And why do they always have those big ass tongues hanging out??

















Rob and Kimberly are dumbasses and get lost looking for the camel fun. Why does Rob keep calling Kimberly "Dude"?? He's whacked! And such a drama queen!

Because I like watching Rob get all panicky, here he goes again. Video below:



















Next they have go go through a maze looking for the next clue. They keep running into dead ends (kinda like Rob and Kimberly's relationship). The Detour is a choice between Lug It or Lob It (full name is "Lob It At Rob's and Kimberly's Ass!").

















Rob and Kimberly pick Lob It, and I'm SOOOOO happy about it! They are getting pummled with tomatoes by the locals. I love it! Rob spends all his time throwing tomatoes at the locals. I gotta do a video of this. It's below:




















Rob and Kimberly are team 1 at the pitstop. Dang! They win a trip to snorkle with sea turtles. I feel so sorry for those sea turtles. Those poor turtles will be nagged to death. I can hear it now, "Why they gotta swim so slow! Babe, the turtle's in my way!" Ugh!

















Lyn and Karlyn are team 2 and the first all girl team to be in the final.

















Tyler and James are third and the last team in the final, bringing up the rear. Or at least they will later tonight. They boast having won the most first place legs of the game.


















And that means that Beauty Queens are OUTTA HERE! Bye bye blondies! I gotta admit that they really kicked ass during their time in the competition, but it's back to swimsuits, evening gowns, and corny question answering for them. See ya!

Battlestar Galactica - Boxing Day

New episode of Battlestar tonight. Seems everyone's letting out their gripes through boxing. And something's up between Starbuck and Apollo. Guess they will tell that in flashbacks to New Caprica before the cylons showed up.
















Hey Helo, stay away from Apollo's face!
















Hot Dog takes on Starbuck, but gets his scrawny ass kicked up and down by her. And lesbians around the world rejoice.
















Adama and Tyrol hit the ring and Adama is ready to do some serious ass whoopin'. Go grandpa! Seems back in New Caprica time, Adama let Tyrol and pregnant wife leave Galactica to go raise their family when he needed him on the ship. He regretted that.
















In another flashback, Starbuck and Apollo discuss her settling down for civilian live with Anders, which, of course, quickly ends up in hot sex! They tell each other they love each other and are dumping their other halves for each other.
















Apollo wakes up the next morning to learn Starbuck and Anders got married. heh. Must have been one bad lay!
















Starbuck and Apollo hit the ring and about do each other in. They end up in an embrace. Aww. Anders splits, Dualla knows what's up, and Starbuck tells Apollo she missed him. Guess we'll have to see where that goes next episode. I'd prefer Starbuck and Apollo NOT being a couple, but we'll see.

Drake Bell - I Know

I've been watching the Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh lately. It's very goofy but is always good for a laugh. One of the main stars, Drake Bell, also is a musician. He already released one CD which I think is pretty good, and he's releasing his second CD next week. Below is his appearance on Regis and Kelly singing his new single, I Know. Fortunately, Drake survived the show without any hand-over-mouth incidents.

Heroes - Screw The Wife, I Gotta Fly!

Episode 10 of Heroes tonight and we're going back in time!
















We see Sylar six months ago, who apparently was a watch lovin geek. Mohinder's father Chandra shows up to bring out the freak in him. Nice geek hair Sylar. What would Tori Spelling think of that do' and that drab outfit! Not pleased I'd say!
















Eve is all sassy and drunk in a stolen car. She gets pulled over by cop Matt. Eve works her "These aren't the droids you're looking for" power and gave a suggestion of donut lovin into Matt's head and next thing you know, Dunkin Donuts, here I come! Although if Eve had a sense of humor, she'd make him crave something like worms or such.
















Hiro realizes he sucks at precise time traveling and tries to get back to current time. He calls Ando in Japan, but instead Past Hiro answers. Whoa! Hiro is talking to himself! He freaks out over some possible paradox and hangs up.
















So Jessica is actually Niki's dead twin sister. And Niki hadn't gone all crazy badass yet.
















Poor Nathan and wife get their car rammed by gangters. But Nathan doesn't have time to react, he's too busy flying off and leaving his wife to crash in the car. Peter has a dream about it at the same time.
















Hiro talks Charlie into going with him to Japan by making 1000 paper origami cranes appear instantly. Guess he froze time and then made 1000 paper origami's on the spot. Talk about a boring waste of frozen time!
















Hiro finds out Charlie is dying and that she loves him. But just as he goes in for the kiss, he teleports to Japan, apparently at current time and he's unable to teleport again and can't change history. Either that, or he's passing a pretty fierce kidney stone.
















Looks like Sylar kills people to get their powers. Not sure how he does that or if he has a power of his own to steal powers from dead people. Dunno. He gets his fake name Sylar from a name brand of a watch he quickly glances at. How lame. Good thing he didn't glance at the water cooler instead, or else his name would be Zephyrhills. He needs something sassy like the Clock King. Oh wait, Batman already used that one.

One more episode before the break until next year. Someone dies, and I'm afraid of who I think it will be. Grrr.