Amazing Race - Welcome...You've Got Yell...

Amazing Race time. Hicks are gone. Who's the next annoying team to go? Let's hope for Rob and Kimberly!

















They start off in Madagascar and heading to Finland. The beauty queens are first to go.

















Tyler says he gets on James' case a lot but that it comes from a loving place. Oh please, you two get a room already! At least he's not on his back. Oh wait...that's still to come...

















Lyn and Karlyn are upset because the beauly queens get farther by good looks and by having their boobs and arms hanging out. Arms hanging out? Where do they want them to put their arms? In a cast?? And yes Alabama girls, your uglyness won't get you as far, so sorry.

















You Got Product Placement! Time for AOL to make a plug. They all have to log into AOL and be greeted by George Bush on the homepage. Now there's a roadblock if I ever saw one. They all get to watch videos from their families. Aww...whateva...

















Tyler gets in his moisturizer time, cause a girl's gotta be soft and supple when traveling by train. He says he likes his face and wants to keep it (as opposed to leaving it behind on the train?). He's probably wondering why ugly people like David and Mary have to exist in his beautiful world. Damn hicks!

















James gives Tyler an evil glance because Tyler's monopolizing all the moisturizer. Lemme tell ya, models will scratch out each others' eyes for the last of the skin care products. Just watch America's Next Top Model. Tyler better watch out!


















Time to wallow in the mud like a pig. The druggies choose to run through a mud obstacle course. But they decide it would be easier for James to mount Tyler and ride him like a horse, complete with an ass slapping "Giddyup!". They're just making it too easy for me! They then switch mounting positions cause the boys are versatile ya know.


















The others follow and head for the train station. The druggies and beauty queens are neck and neck and are the only ones to get on the first train. Rob and Kimberly watch while their train leaves without them. That face says it all. heh! Bet if they weren't bickering so much they would've been on time.

















It's off to the mine. They have to find a limestone rock and hammer it open to find the next clue. The druggies are first to find it and use the unfortunate phrase "It's hammer time" Oi

















On to the Olympic Statdium to repel down a tower. Tyler and James are first and find that it's not the end of the leg. Damn! Next week will be the second half. Another week to see if Rob and Kimberlys' butts get kicked off already.

Battlestar Galactica - Infections and Hot Lovin!

Battlestar time. Hey, even The O.C. made a Battlestar Galactica reference on the this week's episode. So, let's see, we left off with the cylon base star that got screwed.
















Seems there's a virus affecting all the Cylons on the base star but not the humans. That's a relief to all the BSG crew, but sucks for Sharon/Athena. Oops, shouldn't have touched them girl! Well, she lucked out and is also immune too since she had hot cylon/human baby action.
















Back on the main cylon base star, Baltar is being interrogated by the sexy cylons. They hook his fingers up to some electrode-ish thing and hilarity ensues. Oh wait, make that torture ensues. The next torture technique they consider is waxing his crazy hairy chest. If that don't make him crack, nothing will!
















The cylons do their best Resident Evil zombie imitation. Adama and co figure they can use the affected cylons as a way to infect and kill all of the cylons. Then the moral genocide discussion comes out. Whateva. Like they'd kill all the cylons. That would put a damper on the plots of future episodes. Nah, they won't be doin that. I'm sure sexy cylon would be happy. And why aren't there any fat cylons?
















Sexy Six goes into ho mode and gets a humpin'. Can't she ever keep her clothes on?
















Well hello Apollo and your sexy jaw line!

















Sneaky Helo killed the infected cylons before they could infect the rest. Guess frakkin' a cylon will do that to ya. The cylons live to overract in yet another episode. Them drama queens!

Dancing With The Pet Shop Boys

I haven't been talking about Dancing With The Stars much this season, but I had to mention it because of tonight's episode. There were celebrities dancing...blah, blah, blah...and special musical guest Pet Shop Boys! WOOT! What are Pet Shop Boys doing on this show?? But the stranger thing was how the host mentions they have a new album out Pop Art - The Hits. Eh? That CD was released in 2003. And they released their new CD Fundamental in September. I don't get that. Oh well. Below are shots from their performance:

Heroes - Hello Telephone Repair Man!

Episode 7 of Heroes was tonight. Let's hope for some flying! And maybe more waffles!

















Peter dreams that he tells Simone's father that he can fly. And finds out the guy croaked when he wakes up.

















Claire's brother finds the video of her death defying injuries and how she survives them all. So he decides to staple her with a staple gun and sees her injury disappear. Sheesh, nice brother there.


















DL and Micah come across a car on fire in the road. He stops to help and who's right behind him but Hiro. Wonder twin powers activate! DL reaches his hand through the car window to open the door, and Hiro stops time to move them out of the way of the car blast. Extra cool!

Hiro explains how he's in the a future issue of a comic book. It's cute. See below video.




















Cop Matt and his boss go to a house looking for Sylar and find a house where everything is burnt and full of radiation. Sounds like my apartment.


















They then go to the hospital and meet "Radiation Guy". He touches things and causes ratiation burns when he's upset. Including the nurse's arm. Ouch!

















Wait. So little Micah is "Super Telephone Repair Man"? He touches an out of order pay phone and it starts working. Maybe he can help me get my broken DVD player working. Yo Micah, help a brotha out!

Amazing Race - Cow Lips and Rotten Teeth

Amazing Race time. Damn hicks still around. All I know is there better not be another fast forward this round! They start off in Mauritius heading off to Madagascar.


















Tyler says that James is the more passive one in their partnership. I guess that means James is the bottom! heh.


















30 seconds on screen this episode and Rob and Kimberly have said "Babe" three times. Oi!


















Hicks say all they know about Madagascar are the talking animals from the movie of the same name. Guess Mary will be looking for help from a talking zebra. Well, considering how lame they play the game, I guess it couldn't hurt.


















Once in Madagascar, they come to an Intersection, where they have to team up with another team. And a Fast Forward. DAMN! This game must be fixed. Keep it away from the hicks! Oh, the fast forward is to eat cow lips. Cool! Druggies and Rob and Kimberly team up and go for the fast forward. The beauty queens dread looking for a team to hook up with since the teams all hate them. They end up with the Cho's.



















Cow lip time! The lips have hair and teeth in it. Delicious! Kimberly is one puking fool. She must not have learned to appreciate eating hair and teeth. Go figure! They keep talking about how they are so far ahead of everyone with the fast forward, which means they'll probably be last.


















The beauty queens and the Cho's work together on the mattresses. Heh. There's a joke in there somewhere. Those are some lightweight beds. Guess they don't have europlush pillowtop models over there. They get the beds to the destination pretty easy. The hicks and Lyn and Karlyn whine a lot, but finish.



















What a stupid Road Block, find stamps?? They have to get four people to stamp a card. Sheesh! At this rate, the next road block will be to get 4 people to shake your hand. Whateva.


















The beauty queens are first to the pitstop. The fast forward teams are just after them. Cho's and Lyn and Karlyn are next and due to the 30 minute penalty....



















The hicks are eliminated! WOOT! Mary cries about a new chapter in her life, which actually means she'll be going back to her hick town and her hick cows (complete with cow lips no less). However, let's hope she learns the phrase "Davinci Porcelain Veneers". Those choppers in her mouth will haunt me the rest of the season! But since she didn't win the million dollars, she may just have to settle for the cow's teeth from the fast forward.


















Perfect!

Scissor Sisters - New Video!

The Scissor Sisters just released their second single, Land of a Thousand Words. They have a new video for the song also, and it's awesome! They kinda made it like an opening to a James Bond movie. Pretty cool! Jake Shears and the gang are a little more subdued in this one, but just right for the video. Love the facial hair on cutie Jake too. Check it out below.

I'm Not Straight, I Just Play One On TV!

So Neil Patrick Harris admitted he was gay, finally in an exclusive article with People magazine. There were rumors of that for years. Guess now that his acting career is picking up, the rumors were coming back. Good for him for admitting it. I love the sitcom he's currently in, How I Met Your Mother. Ironically, Neil plays a ladies man. And check out his cute boyfriend, actor David Burtka, below.






























Man, PEOPLE magazine seems to be the place to announce you're gay. Lance Bass, T.R. Knight, and now Neil. I bet Anderson Cooper will start taking the long way to work and steer clear of People's offices!

Battlestar - Return of Hot Apollo!

Ok, I have to comment on a few things from tonight's episode of Battlestar Galactica.

















First thing, the Battlestar crew decided now they will call the Boomer by the name Athena. Boy, this will really drive original BSG fans loopy! What's next? Baltar will start dressing in drag and go by the name Cassiopea? heh. Actually, I'd like to see that!

















Starbuck FINALLY decided to cut her hair. About time. Long haired Starbuck just wasn't working for me. And I'm sure lesbian viewers are rejoicing.

















Fat Apollo is GONE! He finally found the frakkin' treadmill. Hot Apollo is back! WOOT! And below is a video of his first newly de-fatted scene! HOT!