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Amazing Race - Freaks On Stilts

2007-12-02T19:51:00.000-05:00

Amazing Race Season 12 time! Boring Jason and Lorena were eliminated last week. Let's see if Kynt and Vyxsin make it through another leg with their mascara intact.

Teams start off heading to Lithuania. Kynt says he always wanted to go somewhere like Lithuania or Transylvania because they are gothy places. I never thought of Lithuania as gothy, but whatever, I don't want to upset Kynt and his wacky manicured eyebrows!

Ronald whines about how the ticket agent needs to "expand beyond the fossilization of the carrier". Eh? I never know what he's saying. Turns out he was right. The ticket agent found a better flight. Guess he knows his fossils...since he is one.

Dumb blonde squishy sandwich! Blondies back up without watching and almost get hit by a bus.

Detour. Count Down or Step Up. Kynt and Vyxsin feel at home among the freaks in costumes. They suck at walking on stilts but count the fence posts pretty quickly.

Christina and Ronald try walking on stilts and of course Ronald is hilarious at it. He's worried about his hernia popping out. Ick!

TK and Rachel kick butt on the stilts and are first to the pitstop.

Shana and Jennifer are last to arrive and are eliminated. Now Shana can go back home to Ryan Secrest (they've been linked together). Ryan needed a beard ya know. See ya blondies.

Heroes - Who's Got The Virus?

2007-11-26T19:53:00.000-05:00

Heroes time. And so starts the countdown to the virus. Who will get it?

Adam tells Peter he needs to find Victoria, who is the one who first discovered the virus that kills almost everyone in 2008.

Bennet comes back to life due to Claire's blood administered by Mohinder. Bennet tells him not to trust the Company, because they created the virus in the first place. Mohinder is all pissy and tells him "Talk to the hand!"

Peter talks to Victoria who tells him where the mutated virus is. But she then shoots both him and Adam. But of course they survive. Peter uses his "Matt" powers to read her mind and find where the virus is.

Sylar gets his groove on convincing Mya to ditch Alejandro so he can have her brain all for himself. He then promptly kills Alejandro. Problem solved.

Boring Monica makes a return appearance ready to kick some butt to get back Micah's stolen medal from some thugs. But it backfires on her and she is captured by the thugs and tossed in a van.

Claire tells Elle to stay away or she'll go public and make the Company be on the run.

Sylar tells Mohinder he has Molly and wants to see him. Oh, just let Sylar kill her already. I'm sick of that girl!

Hiro and Peter have a showdown at the Primatech paper company. We'll have to see next week who prevails.

Dancing With The Stars Finale, Part 1

2007-11-26T19:46:00.000-05:00

It's Finale Week. It's down to Helio, Scary, and Marie. Marie is going DOWN!

First up is Scary Spice dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Mel worked that dance! Good techniques and she had one sassy outfit on! Scores: 9, 9, 10.

Next up is Marie doing the Samba (aka her fainting dance). Well, no faint this time unfortunately and no fat smurf outfit. Instead, she's a bloated bumble bee. She was awkward as usual. Judges basically said that she's very entertaining, but that when it comes to technique, she just stank up the floor. Scores: 8, 8, 8. And Marie is PISSED! Sorry sunshine!

Next is Helio dancing the Jive. It was crazy fun! Not the best of his dances, but real sassy! Judges tore him apart and said it was sloppy. Oops. Scores: 8, 8, 9.

It's freestyle time. Mel is first She was slinking all over that stage. Some really crazy moves. Loved it! Judges thought they could have done more. I like the way Victoria Beckham is in the audience barely mustering up the energy to applaud, looking all unbothered. Gotta love Posh! Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Now we got Marie trying to get her freestyle on. I think they found a dance Marie is good at. Playing a doll who doesn't move. But when she does, it's Pepto-scary! I dare the judges to give her good feedback! And the judges agree. They HATE HATE HATE it! Heh! Marie is once again PISSED! I think she may be drunk too! Scores: 8, 7, 7.

Last up is Helio in Indy race mode. What is he wearing?! Looks like a disco spaceman on crack! But it was crazy fun! Lots of hard lifts! Way to go Helio! Len calls it the best freestyle of the night by miles. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, it seems obvious that Mel B. will win. Although, I wouldn't mind a surprise win by Helio. And as for Marie....why is she still here?

Scotty Makes a Move...Again

2007-11-25T22:40:00.000-05:00

On Brothers & Sisters tonight, in a post-lobster daze, Scotty and Kevin give into temptation and get busy. I love me some Scotty! And Kevin breaks up with Reverend Boyfriend. Guess no more fresh-out-of-the-shower scenes with him. That's ok, I still love this show!

Scotty & Kevin

Amazing Race - Hot Chicken Lovin'

2007-11-25T20:51:00.000-05:00

Amazing Race Season 12 time! Whiny sisters Mariana and Julia were eliminated and are off somewhere terrorizing camels. So let's see if Ronald survives without hernia drama this week.

Teams start off in West Africa heading for another town and have to carry a live chicken in a bag with them the entire leg. Those are going to be some pissed off chickens!

Ronald starts up with his hernia drama. That was quicker than I thought! And he's wearing that "Who's Your Daddy" shirt again. I sure hope he washes it!

Detour: Shake your pan or Shake your booty. Uh oh. Crazy white boy dancing. Jennifer and Nathan sucked at dancing and had to do it over.

Oh dear. Old coot Donald is in mud. Let's hope we don't see any repeat of muddy speedo action.

Kynt and Vyxsin think they are at a rave or something and work some crazy drug-induced dance. The locals were probably to scared of them to let them stay around, so they said they liked it.

Shana and Jennifer U-Turn Jason and Lorena, which means they will have to do both detour challenges. Oops.

For the Roadblock, one person has to ride a bike carrying all kinds of crap including a cranky goat. Vyxsin can't seem to hold up her bike. I think the wheels keep slipping on all that mascara running all over the place. Cranky goat is making all kinds of noises because it's never seen skin such a bright shade of white!

Azaria and Hendekea are first at the pitstop by a split second. Jennifer and Nathan are pissed that Azaria and Hendekea keep coming in first. That's because you're a slow ass, bad dancing fool Nathan!

Jason and Lorena are last to the pitstop due to the U-Turn. Bet the blondes are happy that they won't be coming after them next week! I wonder what happens to the chickens? Does the winning chicken get a prize? More likely, it gets to be dinnner. Sorry Mr. Chicken, no win for you!

Heroes - Bad News For Bennet...Kinda

2007-11-19T19:47:00.000-05:00

Heroes time. What kind of badness will Adam get into and will Elle grant my wish and zap off Peter's clothes again? We'll see.

Seems Matt's power is evolving. Looks like he can place thoughts into people's heads, ala Eve.

Bob gives Mohinder a partner to help take down Bennet. And it's is daughter Dominatrix Elle.

Elle sure must have been boy starved. Now she's hitting on Mohinder. That saucy tart!

Hiro goes back in time to just before his father died to try to save him. Dad tells him it must be his destiny to die then, but Hiro wants no part of that and teleports him to safety.

Mohinder and Elle go in for the kill on Bennet, but a swooping in West knocks down Elle, leaving Bennet to finish off Mohinder. But West pursuades him not to kill him.

Bennet ties up Elle with her feet in water, trying to pursuade her to tell him where Bob is. Elle tries to get all zappy and electricutes herself. Heh! She probably enjoyed it.

Hiro returns his father to the past as he wishes, and lets him die. But Hiro first learns who killed his father. And as expected, it was Adam/Kensei. Guess Adam's making good on his threat to Hiro.

Matt uses his power of suggestion to get Angela to reveal info about Adam, but he can't get her to crack about the mystery woman in the picture. But later we find he gets her name afterall.

Beachside showdown. And the painting comes true as Mohinder kills Bennet. West flies off with Claire.

And we end the episode with Bob having given Claire's blood to dead Bennet, and brings him back to life. Looks like Claire is more like Adam that we thought.

Looks like it's plague time next week and return of Peter. Yay!

Dancing With The Stars Week 9

2007-11-19T19:43:00.000-05:00

It's Week 9. Cameron and his booty said bye to us last week. How much longer can Marie hold out?!

First up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. It wasn't that snazzy. But then she really can't do the cool moves. It was nothing special but definitely better than her last Quickstep. Scores: 10, 10, 9. Stupid judges, it wasn't that good.

Next up is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Mel was awesome! And she was working those three splits! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!

Next is Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. She was good, but something was missing from her performance. Seemed a bit rough around the edges. Scores: 9, 10, 9.

Now we got Helio Castroneves dancing the Foxtrot. Helio was in extra big grin mode. It was a lot of fun. I really liked it, as did the judges. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Latin round time. Dancing next is Marie doing the Mambo. Marie was trying to be all saucy. It was fun. A few missteps but not too bad. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Up next is Mel B doing the Paso, and she's got a whip! She's got some serious boob action going on! Have they always been that big?! It was hot! Both of her dances tonight were great. Len gives us the scary news of "You can whip me if I misbehave." Ick! Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Now we got Jennie dancing the Cha Cha Cha. Pretty good job. Jennie makes a comeback! Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Last to dance is Helio doing the Cha Cha Cha. Will he be able to outdo Jennie's Cha Cha Cha? Pretty close! He was real good. A real fun performance. Scores: 10, 10, 10.

I'm sticking with my weekly prediction of Marie going home. I mean, come on voters, just let her go already! Sheesh!

Amazing Race - Udderly Crazy!

2007-11-18T20:19:00.000-05:00

Amazing Race Season 12 time! After last week's scary speedo sighting, I'm afraid of what I will see this week!

Teams start in Amsterdam going to West Africa. Grandpa Donald says he's going to "let it all hang out". Oh no, after last week, I don't want to see anything else hanging out, thank you!

Ronald got a hernia after the last leg. The doctor who examined him said he just "pushed everything back in" and let him go. What needed pushing back in?! Ick! He said he will really try not to talk bad to Christina anymore. Yeah, that'll happen.

Roadblock is to milk a camel. Jennifer tells Nathan to be gentle with the nipples while he is milikng. Guess she doesn't appreciate his mad grab method. I think she's having flashbacks to last night in bed.

Lorena is all freaking out because she keeps dropping the milk and then her camel runs dry. She pleads "Please Lord, give me milk!" heh. I think Jason might have been better at squeezing out bodily fluids!

Detour. Teach it or Learn it. Azaria and Hendekea kicked butt learning the words in the native language and finished first and also make it to the pitstop first.

Poor Lorena keeps having her bowl of milk kicked by the camel. This camel is my hero! I think the producers paid the camel to do that.

The last team to the pitstop is Mariana and Julia and they are eliminated. I bet if she sees a camel on tv in the future, she'll probably run from the room. Kind of like what I do whenever Ronald talks.

Well, we shall see next week if Ronald's hernia stays in place.

Heroes - Crispy Nathan, Sexy Peter!

2007-11-12T19:08:00.000-05:00

Heroes time. Will Adam corrupt Peter? Will West get even more stalkish? And most importantly, will Peter get hosed off naked again?

We flash to four months ago to last season's finale. Peter saves Nathan from blowing up and carries his burnt bad self to safety.

Elle zaps Peter and takes him to Bob. Elle gets all flirty with Peter. I don't blame her! The Haitian keeps Peter from working his powers.

Crispy Nathan is in the hospital with mom. Eep!

They put Peter in a room next to Adam. Elle gets all S&M on Peter, giving him a shock on his head. And tells him he'll learn to like it. I kept waiting for her to pull out a leather whip!

Adam tells Peter that his blood could heal crispy Nathan if they escape.

D.L. goes to LA to find Niki's alter-ego, on the loose in some sleazy nightclub. But nightclub guy wants no part and shoots him. Bye bye D.L. Strangely enough, when he shot him, the blood flew on Niki's face from the shooter's angle, not D.L. Must've been a technical flub.

Adam uses his blood to heal Nathan. No more crispy!

On their way out of the hospital, they run into Elle and the Haitian. Elle gets all lightning bolt zap happy and zaps them both. But I just got a new appreciation for her power when it caused Peter's shirt to catch on fire, requiring him to promptly remove it. WOOT! Thank you Elle!

Peter returns to present time and remembers everything. Adam convinces him that they have to save the world. No good will come from that!

Well, we'll see next week where that goes, and how Hiro tries to save his dead dad. And maybe Elle will show up again and zap Peter's pants off too!

Dancing With The Stars - Week 8

2007-11-12T19:01:00.000-05:00

It's Week 8. Jane Seymour went home last week and Marie is real nervous right about now.

First up is Jennie Garth dancing the Jive. OMG! Richard Simmons showed up looking all wrong! He gives her a pep talk. I really didn't need to see him in those shorts! I bet Jennie was scared to death when she turned and saw that troll waving a pom-pom. Scary!

Their dancing was pretty sassy! Jennie seemed to have confidence afterall. Really liked it. The judges didn't like it. Bruno says it was limp. Yeah, he's one to talk. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Next up is Cameron Mathison dancing the Viennese Waltz. Aww, it was just lovely! A beautiful performance. Judges liked it, but Len was intimidated by Cameron's sassy chest, as was I. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Next is Marie Osmond dancing the Rumba. Well, that was much better a performance than past weeks. Way to go Marie. But does she have to wear those skin tight dresses? Eek! Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Now we got Helio Castroneves doing the Paso. It was good. Not the best Paso of the season, but good. Judges liked it too. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Dancing next is Scary Spice doing the Tango. Mel was HOT! She worked that tango. Loved it! Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Up next is Jennie Garth doing the Foxtrot. It was very nice and smooth. Judges also liked it. Scores: 9, 9, 8.

Now we got Cameron doing the Cha Cha Cha. It was an ok job. I was hoping for something real good, but it was just ordinary. Judges felt the same. Scores:
8, 8, 8.

Now we got Marie doing the Jive. Marie is all hicked out. Jonathan looks like a gay cowboy. Yeehaw Girl! It's not much of a Jive. Marie probably couldn't handle all the standard Jive moves. Not that great for me. Scores: 8, 9, 8.

Now we got Helio doing the Quickstep. What's with the hat he was wearing at the beginning? Crazy! It was full of energy and he was great! Did he drop her at the end or was that part of the routine? Scores: 10, 10, 10.

Last person dancing is Scary doing the Mambo. Another good job my Mel, shaking those orange feathers. Seems Maks stole some moves from Benji Schwimmer. Nice one. Scores: 9, 10, 10.

Well, Marie, watch out. Although she seems to have her hoards of fans keeping her here. And it's probably all her family. She's got like 800 brothers and cousins I think. If they come through again, Cameron might be in trouble. We'll see tomorrow.

Amazing Race 12 - My Eyes Are Burning!

2007-11-11T19:50:00.000-05:00

Amazing Race Season 12 time! We got to meet the all the loonies last week and said goodbye to the crazy queen and his hag. Let's see how the freaks do and who will annoy us this week? All probably.

Teams start in Ireland and have to travel to Amsterdam to find a bridge. Cesarean and Indiglo, or whatever their names are, are first to leave.

Team "Holy Cryptkeepers" actually said the most intelligent thing I've heard in all the seasons. And that's that they have no illusions that God cares whether they win the race. I'm saying!

Geezer Ronald had a showdown with Nicolas for being a rude jerk to the lady at the counter. Nicolas was all "whatever old fool" and get's Ronald even more upset. Oh, and we learned the important info that Ronald can hear well because he just cleaned out the wax from his ears. Thanks for sharing dude!

Detour, Hoist it or Hunt it. The freaks do some serious hoisting of furniture, in the rain no less. And Kynt's mascara didn't smear! Easy breezy beautiful, Cover Girl!

What's up with that line over Crypt-Kate's left eye? Looks like Kynt and Vyxsin got a hold of her. Probably told her that was all the rage these days! But they're such a likable team, I hate to kid!

Next, teams have to Ditch Vault. I bet we'll be seeing some old farts falling in the water. One can hope. But surprise, it's dizzy blonde Jennifer that takes that plunge! Love it! And as a bonus for being a dumbass, she gets a free mud facial. Score!

First to the pitstop is Jason and Lorena. And they did kick butt this leg. Way to go guys!

Ronald says the following to Christina: "I'm trying to be optimistic with a real truth flavor." I'm trying to give you the truth that you got boogers in your nose" "You are vascillating." Eh? What is that fool talking about? Maybe there's thin air in Amsterdam that sets off his Alzheimers or something. He sure is on my last nerve!

THIS.IS.SO.WRONG! That's all I can say.

Kate and Pat were last to the Pitstop and were eliminated. Aww. The nice couple go. Too bad, they will be missed. Maybe Ronald and his yammering butt will be next. Or else Donald, for making my eyes still burn from that horrific muddy speedo sight!

Crazy Heroes Youtube Fun!

2007-11-08T20:50:00.000-05:00

I just came across YouTube videos made by Adrian Pasdar (Nathan of Heroes) of behind the scenes moments with the cast of Heroes. They are just crazy! Check out these videos below, all with Milo in them. They're so random, but funny.

You can find the rest here.

Dancing With The Stars Week 7 Results

2007-11-06T20:45:00.000-05:00

It's results night for Week 7 and Jane Seymour is probably sweating. So she'll fit right in with the king of sweat, Jonathan. Oh, and Marie's not there tonight because her father just passed and she was spending time with her family. What is it with the celebrities this season and the deaths in the family. The remaining celebs must be nervous for their family members.

Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Mel B. and Maks' Paso.

Performing tonight is LeeAnn Rimes singing her old as hell song How Do I Live.

The couple going home tonight is Jane and Tony. As I expected. We'll miss you Jane.

Heroes - Peter's All Washed Up (in a good way!)

2007-11-05T19:50:00.000-05:00

Heroes time. Will the Hero In The Past plotline ever end? And what's up with this NYC evacuation? And will the nightmare guy be found to save Molly? Eh, who cares about that last one.

Matt and Nathan evacuate the Company HQ saying that Bob is next to be killed. Niki had a reunion with her bed buddy Nathan.

Peter and Kaitlin are still in 2008 NYC and are grabbed by the military types asking if they are infected. Ooo, how Resident Evil!

Naked Peter gets showered down by the military guys. Why wasn't I on the set that day! They also reveal to him that the "Shanti Virus" killed tons of people. Oops, Bad Mohinder.

Bob tells Nathan that Peter is still alive. Surprise!

Peter sees his mom in the 2008 future. She tells him he has to remember who he is and go back in time to save Nathan, who apparently dies in 2007. Peter gets all flashbacky and remembers everything. Although I bet another naked hosing down would help his memory even more. What? Don't judge me!

Hiro pops into Whitebeard's camp and tries to blow up the gunpowder. Kensei catches him and they fight. Hiro zaps out of there just before the explosion and also just after Kensei says he swears to kill everything Hiro loves. Oops.

Matt is sent to nightmare land again by dad, but this time Matt fights back and pulls him in the nightmare with him. Then stands up to him trapping dad in nightmare land. Matt and Molly wake up from the nightmare. Great, now we gotta hear Molly start whining and being way too excited about seeing Matt and Mohinder at every meeting.

Hiro finally says goodbye to ancient Japan. And it's about time!

Mohinder admits to Bob that he's been working with Bennet to take down the company. Bob tells Mohinder that Bennet's been killing people and he needs to be killed. Bob gives him a gun. Now Mohinder and his thumb ring have to contemplate killing his friend.

Bennet finds out about Claire's boyfriend and her death defying shenanagans with West and the cheerleader. He says they have to move again because they're not safe. Claire gets all "Oh no you di'int!" and tells him they can move but she's staying. That must be some good flying boy action she's getting!

Kensei shows up to see Peter and it turns out Kensei is actually the mysterious Adam. Bad news!

Dancing With The Stars Week 7

2007-11-05T19:48:00.001-05:00

It's Week 7. We had a shocker elimination last week with Cheetah Diva getting voted off. Marie must really be sweating this week.

First up is Helio Castroneves dancing the Tango. It was a hot one and Helio looked slick with that black suit. Len and Bruno were crabby and didn't like it, but Carrie Ann did. Scores: 9, 8, 8.

Next up is Marie Osmond dancing the Quickstep. She's dressed all old-style military. Between her stumbling and Jonathan's raging sweaty pits, it was a bit scary. And that smearing lipstick! She looked like she just got out of the boxing ring and got hit with a left hook! Although maybe that would have helped her dancing. Of course, the judges return to their true "on crack" form and are in love with the dancing. Stupid judges. Scores: 10, 9, 9.

Next is Scary Spice dancing the Foxtrot. She's wearing trousers? And there goes the rogue lipstick! It's all over her teeth too. They need to invest in a better lipstick already. Well, she did a good job. Simple and pleasing. Judges weren't too excited by it. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Now we got Jane Seymour doing the Quickstep. Jane is very elegant and did a nice job. Judges did some dissing and thought her footwork was bad. I didn't think it was that bad. Scores: 8, 8, 8. By the way, can someone make Samantha Harris go away and send back Drew Lachey? Samantha is on my LAST nerve!

Dancing next is Jennie Garth doing the Viennese Waltz. She was a bit stumbly. Looked like she was losing her balance several times. Probably was distracted by Derek's glowing white teeth. They must've blinded her. Judges didn't like it. Len was having a hissy fit about counting to 3 or something. Scores: 8, 8, 9.

Up next is Cameron doing the Quickstep. It was ok. Seemed a little confused and hyper. Judges agreed that it was a jumbled mess. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

We now switch to the Latin dances. First up once again is Helio dancing the Samba. It was saucy and fun! And Helio looked scared to death to be between Julianne's legs! Judges loved Helio and Bruno hates Prez. Bush. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Now we got Marie doing the Cha Cha Cha. She was trying to be all sassy. She wasn't that bad but also wasn't that difficult of a routine. Judges were mixed on it. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Now we got Scary Spice doing the Paso. Mel's got some saucy legs! She looked good and moved great. That'll assure her another week on the show. Scores: 10, 10, 10. Sassy!

Jane is next doing the Cha Cha Cha. Jane had fun and looked good. I thought she did a good job. Judges wanted more from her. Scores: 8, 9, 9.

Next is Jennie dancing the Rumba. Derek really is a good choreographer. Jennie was floating across the floor. Very nice! Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 10 (I mean "Sexy 10" according to Bruno).

By the way, I'm sick of those endless Samantha Who commercials. Samantha Who Cares!

Final dance is Cameron doing the Jive. Cameron can really kick! He was in hips overload! It was a very entertaining routine. Cameron's dancing and his booty were both in great form! Judges praised it too. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Well, I thought Marie was the worst, but if I had to make a guess on who'll go, I'd say Jane Seymour. We'll see tomorrow because these voters are CRAZY!

Amazing Race Season 12 Premiere

2007-11-04T20:02:00.000-05:00

New season of Amazing Race. Time to round up the loonies. And finally a season without hicks David and Mary. Thank goodness! Well, time for the freakshow...

First team is Kynt and Vyxsin. Eh? Nice names there! They are dating are are into Goth. They are Myspace lovin fools and love being surrounded by Storm Troopers and Wookies. Um, yeah, who doesn't?

Jennifer and Nathan are dating for two years...on and off. Sounds like they are going to be the griping couple of the season. They spend half the episode doing some serious donkey hatin'.

Then we got Ronald and Christina. A father and daughter team who never spent much time together because he was a workaholic. And the fact that he's wearing a "Who's Your Daddy" shirt means that he is sure to get on my last nerve. Either that or he's trying to tell his daughter something... They start off the season doing well.

Shana and Jennifer are dizzy blonde friends who say they will do anything to win the million dollars. Skanks! I think they even flirted with the donkey.

Azaria and Hendeka are brother and sister who expect to have confrontations during the race. Oh really? I never seen that on this show. Who knew? Well, it's not getting in their way yet as they are doing just fine this leg.

Lorena and Jason are dating and are struggling over their cultural differences. And what could that be? Probably neither of them have any culture?

Nicolas and Donald are a grandson and grandfather team. 23 year old Nicolas says he's "reliable, competitive, and goofy." And the father is...um...old. That about sums him up.

Ari and Staella are best friends. Ari says he's "mean, rude, and hilarious", and that's just describing his hair! Ari is trying to out-Gay Oswald and Danny from last year. However, they differ from Oswald and Danny due to their sucky game playing skills.

Marianna and Julia are sisters who plan to flirt their way to the finals. They annoy me already!

Rachel and TK have been dating for a year. They seem boring and what's up with his hair?! That's just wrong! They spent most of the leg in first place till the end. I think he tripped on his nappy hair or something.

Last team is Kate and Pat. They are married ministers and are on the show because the Amazing Race needed a little bit more lesbian/religious action. How's that for a combo!

The first team to the pitstop is Azaria and Hendekea.

And the team eliminated is Ari and Staella. I was getting tired of spelling her name with that extra "a" anyway. See ya suckas!

Some interesting characters this season. Let's see how fast they get on my nerves!

Heroes - Attack of the Plotlines!

2007-10-29T20:00:00.000-04:00

Heroes time. Will Peter finally leave dreary Cork, Ireland? Will My Two Daddies get killed off? Well, I can hope. We will see...

Bob decides to try an experimental vaccine on Monica to see if it "cures" her of her powers. Sound like she needs to go tag team wrestling on his butt and get out of there!

Bennet and the Haitian go to Ukraine to find out where Isaac's missing paintings are from mysterious Ukraine guy. To pursuade him, he has the Haitian start removing his favorite memories, one by one. Maybe he can help me forget some of these thousands of plotlines they got going on, cause I can't keep up with them! Bennet finds the paintings.

Sylar and the Wonder Twins continue their drive across the border. Sylar gets all flirty with Mya. She turns into Mascara Girl to kill the border patrol and Sylar too so they can get across the border. But Alejandro helps to revive Sylar. And Sylar is brain hungry!

Claire is turned down during cheerleader auditions, so her and West make bad cheerleader girl look like a drunk and get her kicked off the squad. That leaves a spot open for Claire. Score!

Bob lets Monica return to New Orleans safely and gives her an iPod with instructions on all kinds of defense moves and such so she can mimic them. He tells her to go kick some criminal butt in New Orleans.

I'm so sick of the Hiro plotline. Well, let's see. Hiro tries to help Kinsei save the old guy, but messes with the time continuum by telling the daughter that he loves her. But ol' Kinsei is working for the enemy and punches out Hiro. He turns the old dude and the daugher over to the enemy.

Niki show up and tells Mohinder that she's his new partner. Or is it Jessica?

Peter gets to Canada then quickly teleports to New York City in 2008 and is greeted by a deserted NYC. Seems there was an evacuation of the city for some reason.

I hope they wrap up some of these plots. My head is spinning!

Dancing With The Stars Week 6

2007-10-29T19:49:00.000-04:00

It's Week 6. We FINALLY got rid of Mark Cuban last week. Who's next?

First up is Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Foxtrot. Mark stumbled a bit there. But he's cute, so I forgive him! But girl was workin' it! Pretty good. Scores: 9, 8, 8.

Next up is Jennie Garth dancing the Mambo. She did good but was a bit sloppy and had some missteps in there. Of course the judges don't mention any of that. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Next is Jane Seymour doing the Jive. She says she's going to stink the competition. Well, she came close to stinking. That was a boring Jive. She's got the elegant dance thing down, but I just can't buy her doing the Jive. Awkward! Scores: 8, 7, 7.

Now we got Cameron doing the Samba. That was rather good! Great job! Len and Bruno didn't think it was a good Samba. But Carrie Ann did. She was hypnotized by Cameron's booty...as was I! Scores: 9, 8, 8.

Dancing next is Scary Spice dancing the Rumba. Mel was smoking out there! Very HOT. Way to go girl! Scores: 10, 10, 10. Perfect score!

Up next is Marie trying to do another faint act. Of course, they show the faint again and again. We learn that Marie often forgets to breathe. Eh?! This week she's doing the Paso. Guess that means no fat smurf dress this time. Kinda a lackluster Paso. Did you notice Jonathan straining while trying to drag Marie across the floor? I would too! It was a stank Paso. Sorry Marie. And why is Len talking about cooking sausages?! ON CRACK! Judges didn't like it. Ok, maybe they are not on crack. Scores: 8, 8, 7.

Next is Helio Castroneves doing a Cha Cha. Helio was his usual cheesy self. A lot more exciting than last week. I liked it a lot and so did the judges. Scores: 9, 10, 9. OMG! Did Julianne just fart while talking to Samantha? Guess it's her, not Jane who wants to stink the competition!

Now we got the group Rock-n-Roll dance. They were some flippin' fools! And Marie didn't faint. Who knew?

Marie, you better watch out! You'll need some pity votes to save you. I told you that you should've fainted again. We'll see if she survives tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 5 Results

2007-10-23T19:43:00.001-04:00

It's results night for Week 5. Will Mark Cuban finally go home? And will anyone faint tonight? If Mark stays it might just be me. I'll even borrow Marie's fat Smurf dress!

Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Scary Spice and Maks to do their Samba. I sure wish they would have picked Marie just for fun! Ha!

Performing tonight is Jennifer Lopez and a lot of smoke. The smoke looked real sexy. J Lo looked ok too.

The first couple in the bottom two is Mark and Kim. Well Duh!

The second couple in the bottom two is Jane and Tony. Aww. Looks like Marie got those pity votes!

And the couple going home is...wait for it...Mark and Kim. Well it's about time! Get your scar-covered butt outta here fool! Time to have a party in his honor (dishonor)!

Heroes - Talk About a Nightmare of a Dad!

2007-10-22T19:41:00.001-04:00

Heroes time. Kristen Bell makes her appearance tonight. Let's see if she can knock some sense into Peter. Or at least knock his shirt off again. That'll do too!

Kristen Bell shows up in Ireland looking for Peter. And oh snap, she's got lightning bolt fingers!

Matt and Nathan go to see nightmare man, a.k.a. Matt's daddy. Why didn't they show Nathan flying? These people are boring when they don't show their powers. The scary "Nightmare Man" seems like a scatterbrained goofy man. Who knew. And it looks like he's been marked to be killed. Matt, you better have a quick reunion with daddy.

Monica's still doing her mimicing thing. She watches Micah play the piano, then plays the same song herself. I sure hope they show more interesting sides to her power.

Matt's dad seems to have powers to make others get lost in dreams or something. He traps Nathan and Matt in individual dreams. Matt in jail, and Nathan in NYC after a nuclear bomb exploded.

Micah explains to Monica that her power is just like someone from the 9th Wonders comic book and that she is a "copycat". Hmm. Thought they'd come up with a more exciting name for it.

Mohinder brings Molly to Gold-touch man with the Company. And boom, here comes Niki kicking some gold-touch butt! But Mohinder quickly tasers her.

Matt and Nathan fight their dreams, including Nathan battling disfigured Nathan. Ick! But Matt and Nathan are actually fighting each other. They finally wake up and realize it was just a dream.

Kristen Bell character kills the Irish guy while looking for Peter. Seems she's working for her father. But who's her father??

Kinda a slow episode. Let's hope next week picks up the action some.

Dancing With The Stars Week 5

2007-10-22T19:32:00.000-04:00

It's Week 5. Lousy Floyd got the boot last week. Let's see if Mark Cuban FINALLY goes this week!

First up is Marie Osmond doing the Samba. OMG! What is that dress she's wearing? That has got to be the most unflattering dress ever made! She looked like a a fat smurf on crack! I couldn't even pay attention to her dancing. From what I did see, it was STANK! Bad bad bad!

Oh, then she faints. Sure, make me feel guilty for dissing her! Am I wrong that I replayed my DVR about 5 times watching her fall? Probably so. Scores: 7, 7, 7. And a "10" from me for going for the pity votes!

Next up is Jane Seymour dancing the Rumba. It was a very elegant performance. Pleasing as always. Judges liked it also. Scores: 8, 9, 9.

Next is Mark Cuban. Ugh. He's doing the Samba. They're dancing to the theme to I Dream of Jeannie. Well, I dream of no Mark on this show! His performance was boring. Nothing special at all. Judges are full of back-handed compliments. Can't they just say he's stank? That would be more to the point. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Now we got Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Rumba. Marc is extra HOT tonight and so are their dancing! Very good performance! She seemed out of sync a couple times, but I still loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 10.

Dancing next is Jennie Garth doing the Samba. Great job by both of them! This is the same style that Marie danced. What a difference between the two of them. (yeah, I'm still not cutting Marie any slack.) Judges had mixed reactions. Scores: 8, 9, 8.

Up next is Helio Castroneves dancing the Rumba. And Helio actually did the whole dance without a single smile. He stuck with the character well! It was pretty hot! Judges didn't seem to like it much. Scores: 8, 7, 8.

Next is Scary Spice Mel dancing the Samba. They're dancing to a Spice Girls song. Oi. She did a great job. Lots of action, and shall I say...spice. Scores: 10, 9, 10. Not too scary!

Now we got Cameron Mathison dancing the Rumba. He is assisted by his co-star on All My Children, Susan Lucci. Her face was looking extra stretched. Like the Joker.

Cameron seemed a bit off tonight. Looked like he almost dropped Edyta twice. But his booty did a great job! And other than those couple missteps (which the judges don't mention), it was a very good dance. Scores: 8, 9, 9.

The worst tonight are Marie and Mark. I actually thought Marie was a bit worse than Mark. Now that's saying something! But I still want Mark outta there! We'll see tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 4 Results

2007-10-16T21:05:00.000-04:00

It's results night for Week 4. Will it be Mark or Floyd getting the boot. Let's see.

Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Cameron and Edyta to do their Paso. I guess Bruno wanted to see his booty in action again!

The performance tonight was a crazy, sexy, cool routine by Wade Robson. Giving the show a feeling of So You Think You Can Dance. It is freaky! Video is below.

Wade Robson Dance

The second guest performer is Wayne Newton?! Ugh. Just when I thought we got rid of him. The return of Melty! He's joined by Drew Lachey and Cheryl Burke dancing.

The first couple in the bottom two is Floyd and Karina. Yeah, I figured as much. But that means Mark Cuban is staying. Stupid voters!

The second couple in the bottom two Scary and Maks. Why isn't this Mark Cuban! Grr.

And the couple going home is Floyd and Karina. Yeah, he was needing to get his butt outta there. Get on back to the boxing ring please!

Heroes - Throwdown at the Burger Bonanza

2007-10-15T19:35:00.000-04:00

Heroes time. Will Peter keep on with the bad guy routine? Will West stop his Superman impersonations? We'll see.

Molly wakes up screaming from a bad dream. Probably wondering what "My Two Daddies" are doing in the other room!

Mya and Alejandro are in Mexico fleeing to the border and run into a man laying in the middle of the road. And it just so happens to be Sylar! Hmm. Small world indeed. He finds out they have powers and probably is doing some serious drooling for brains!

Nana Uhura in da house and she's sassy! Don't even get Nana started! She's got a fetish for flowers made out of tomatoes. That's hot!

Angela Petrelli admits to killing Hiro's dad to stop the cops from investigating the murder. She knows it was a special that killed him. Matt tells Nathan to help him with the investigation.

Nathan shows Matt the picture of all the old-school specials. Matt recognizes one of them. His father!

Monica works at Burger Bonanza. Seems Monica has a power but what is it? She kicks the butt of a robber at her store using a wrestling move she saw on TV. So her power is something about picking up abilities she sees? Not sure.

Matt asks Molly to use her locating powers to locate his father. Molly tries but stops, saying that his father is the "Nightmare Man" that's been haunting her dreams. And check out the cool helix symbol in her eyes. She ends up trying to locate him and does find his location in Philadephia. But Nightmare Man finds her and does something to her that knocks her out. Well, Nightmare Man isn't so bad afterall. Mind-bitchslap that annoying girl!

Next week we'll find out more about Peter's situation and it looks like Kristen Bell will be looking for him! Work it Veronica Mars!

Dancing With The Stars Week 4

2007-10-15T19:30:00.000-04:00

It's Week 4. The Melting Face one was kicked off last week. Don't everyone cry at once. And it's time for you to go Mark Cuban!

First up we have Mark Cuban dancing the Viennese Waltz. Well, he's trying to be better but still doesn't cut it for me. Even his microphone wanted to get away from him as it was dangling from him the whole dance. Len said Mark's dancing was better when Len's eyes were closed. And Bruno said he's like Bigfoot in a suit. I think I like these judges again! Scores: 7, 8, 7.

Next up is Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Paso Doble'. They're dancing to You Spin Me Round?? Ok. She was Cheetah-licious as usual! What a bundle of energy! Judges loved it. Scores: 10, 10, 10! First perfect score of the season! Work it Cheetah Girl!

Next is Jane Seymour dancing the Viennese Waltz. I love watching her dance. She's always so graceful. I loved it! Carrie Ann got all bitchy about them doing an illegal lift. Whateva! Bruno said she was like the "Queen of the Fairies". Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Scores: 8, 9, 9.

Now we got Floyd Mayweather doing the Paso. He's crying about getting lower scores than he deserves. Eh? Has he watched his dancing?? And now his performance. Oh where to begin. That was BAD! He looked like he was doing that Karate Kid crane move, then he did some Spiderman jump. Then he used Karina to sweep the floor. Judges gave him praise. Well, there goes my kind comments about the judges. Guess they got their crack fix during the last break. Scores: 7, 8, 8.

Dancing next is Scary Spice dancing the Viennese Waltz. Maks gets on my nerves more each week. Mel did a good job. Nothing that really stood out though. Scores: 8, 9, 9.

Up next is Cameron Mathison dancing ths Paso. He's dancing to the Superman theme. Has a big "C" on his chest and is working his booty! I liked it! And I'm referring to his dancing. Oh who's kidding, I'm referring to his booty too! Judges thought he did a great job. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Next is Marie Osmond doing the Viennese Waltz. There must have been a dozen ostriches killed to make her dress! Marie girl had some snazzy moves! That was pretty impressive. Bruno thought she was like Sleeping Beauty who was still asleep. Scores: 9, 9, 8.

Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Paso. But first, it's an appearance by Jennie's HOT husband Peter Facinelli!

And back to her Paso. It was HOT too! What a great dance! Judges loved it, but Carrie Ann was on again about her lifts. Scores: 8, 10, 9.

Final dancer is Helio Castroneves dancing the Viennese Waltz. Very nicely done! He always puts a smile on your face. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Well, I still want Mark Cuban's scar-ridden butt outta here, but I gotta say that Floyd really needs to go this week! We'll see tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 3 Results

2007-10-09T21:13:00.000-04:00

It's results night for Week 3. Will Wayne last another week. And the better question is will his hairpiece last another week?

Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Jennie and Derek to do their Tango. That was my favorite too.

First guest performer tonight is Seal and his crazy complexion.

The second guest performer is Billy Ray Cyrus and his daughter Miley Cyrus. Is it just me or does Miley sound STANK! Well, at least she's not singing "I Want My Mullet Back"!

The first couple in the bottom two is Wayne and Cheryl. Of course.

The second couple in the bottom two is Floyd and Karina. Darn, that means Mark is safe. Crazy voters!

And the couple going home is Wayne. Well, there you go. You knew it was coming. I'll kinda miss his fake hair, mustache, and pony tail. Oh, who am I kidding. Get outta here melty-face!

Heroes - Sylar Kills and Gets...Indigestion?

2007-10-08T19:52:00.000-04:00

Heroes time. Will Peter remember who he is? Will we get to see Peter's box?.....um...sorry I lost my train of thought. Where was I? Oh, and when is Mascara Gal going to be tied into the story, because I'm tired of her fashion faux-pas ass!

Random thugs say Peter must help rob an armored car in order to get his box. Now doesn't Peter have the power to get that box right then from them? Why doesn't he just take it? I guess then we won't get to see the exciting robbery scene.

Sylar wakes up on the beach with a redhead Candyce. Turns out they're not on the beach. She's just creating the illusion. She saved him after his stabbing last season and got him some surgeries.

Hiro leaves Ando a message from the past hidden in his sword. He tells the story of how he tries to turn fake Kinzei into hero Kinzei.

Claire is pissed at West for almost outing her in class. However, West shuts her up when he shows her his own powers and goes all Superman and flies away with her in his arms.

Micah goes to visit his grandma and it's Uhura in your face! Hailing frequencies open Niki!

Mascara Girl is at it again. Mya goes all freaky-eyed to kill the cops holding her brother in jail and rescues him.

Peter was right about thug #2 turning on thug #1 and kicks more butt! See video below.

Peter Kicks More Butt!

Hiro succeeded in turning Kinzei into a hero and win the girl. But he's not quite ready to return home.

Sylar appears to have lost his powers due to his injury. Candyce offers to take care of him and let him go wherever he wants through her illusions, including Sylar having sex with himself if that's what he's into. HEH! He probably is. But he's just faking and knocks out Candyce for some delicious brain eating! Oops, the power isn't working after his brain dining and gets heartburn or something. heh!

Peter gets his box but decides not to open it. He'd rather kiss the hot girl.

And West gets his own girl action with Claire.

Mohinder finds another of Isaac's paintings. And this one shows that Mr. Bennet will die. Eep!

So how long will Peter stay vigilante guy and remember who he is. We'll see next week.

Dancing With The Stars - Week 3

2007-10-08T19:48:00.001-04:00

It's Week 3. One pretty boy is gone. So how much longer can Wayne stay around?? Well, let's find out!

First up we have Cheetah Girl Sabrina dancing the Jive. As usual she is full of energy. She was moving like a Cheetah alright. Nice job! Judges loved it of course. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Next up is Cameron Mathison doing the Tango. He's looking hot as usual. His performance was meh. Nothing special, but nothing bad. At least he's purdy! Judges are mixed. Scores: 8, 7, 8.

Next is Mark Cuban doing the Jive. He didn't do too much except look like a fool. He was more like an elephant stomping across the stage. Judges weren't too thrilled. Scores: 6, 7, 7.

Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Tango. Jennie's lookin good! So is Derek! It was a HOT tango! Very good job! You work it Jennie girl! As expected, the judges loved it. Best so far tonight. Scores: 9, 8, 9. Not the best score of the night, but I thought it was better than Cheetah Girl.

Dancing next is Scary Spice Mel B dancing the Jive. Scary did a great job, but not as good of a Jive as Cheetah. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Up next is Wayne Newton dancing the Tango. And he's got a cheesy mustache that's as fake as his hair. Hmm, Wayne has bigger boobs than Cheryl does. Scary! What's with the feather in his hat? It's like about 5 feet long or something! Oh no, a pony tail! Can it get any worse?! Of course it can. We got his dancing to look at now. What kind of kicks did he make between her legs?? Looked like he was scratching himself. Carrie Ann said that "There were a few awkward moments." A FEW?! These judges are on CRACK! Scores: 6, 6, 6.

Next is Floyd Mayweather dancing the Jive. Wait, that's not the Jive he's doing, it's the Pee Wee Herman dance. That was a hot mess. Judges liked it. Again...CRACK! Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Now we got Jane Seymour dancing the Tango. She's probably an emotional mess with her mother just passing away, but she's ready for her dance. And she did a nice job. A very classy and sassy Tango. Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 9.

Up now is Helio Castroneves dancing the Jive. He was a bundle of energy again. Really fun to watch as usual. Judges didn't think he did as well as usual this week. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Final dancer is Marie Osmond doing the Tango. She was good, but nothing special. She didn't have good Tango faces. Judged liked it though. Scores: 9, 8, 9.

Well, the bottom two are no shock, Wayne and Mark. Even though Wayne was the worst, I still want Mark outta there. We'll see tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 2 Results

2007-10-02T21:00:00.000-04:00

It's results night for Week 2. Let's see if Wayne survives.

Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Helio and Julianne. And it was the favorite!

Sadly, Tom announces that Jane Seymour is not there tonight because her mother died yesterday and she had to go back to England. Wow, poor Jane. And amazingly, she decided to remain in the competition as a tribute to her late mother. Glad to have her staying. I'm sure she'll be proud of you Jane.

Guest performer tonight is lezbo-licious Queen Latifah. Go Queen!

The Cavemen liked Marie Osmond's performance. Who cares. Stupid cavemen!

During a lame Jimmy Kimmel segment, they reveal how they tally the votes. It's the Count from Sesame Street. That sounds about right.

The first couple in the bottom two is Wayne and Cheryl. That was expected.

The second couple in the bottom two is Albert and Anna. Well, looks like Wayne's fanbase came through for him!

And the couple going home is Albert. Guess he should have taken his shirt off sooner. Oh well. See ya robot! Till next week.

Heroes - Return of Badass Peter!

2007-10-01T19:42:00.001-04:00

Heroes time. Let's see if Peter gets out of the box and while they're at it, can someone put that little Molly Walker in the box instead? She annoys me!

Peter is beaten by thugs to find out what he did with the iPods. Heh. I'm sure that's what he's concerned with. Of course he doesn't remember how he got there.

Hiro fails to sober up Kinzei so he decides to be Kinzei himself and save the day. He freezes time to steal the warrior's swords and bows and saves the day.

Peter gets cleaned up by "nice girl", who notices he has no bruises or cuts after his extensive beating. He still don't know who he is, or why he hasn't called me, damnit!

Peter phases out of his ropes then does some butt kicking! Awesome! See video below.

Peter Kicks Butt

Mohinder goes to Haiti to cure a special with the disease, and it's the Haitian. Who after being cured, quickly removes Mohinder's memory of meeting him. Oops.

Maya and Alejandro try crossing the border, but she has another mascara malfunction and kills someone. Seems that when they are not together, she becomes a toxic disease. Alejandro shows up and heals dead woman. But she's got no time for Devil Woman.

Looks like the Boogie Man visits Angela Petrelli at the police station and goes all Edward Scissorhands on her ass! Boo Ya!

Bad guy warriors kill Kinsei, but lookie there, he heals his wounds a la Claire. Who knew.

Claire tests her regrowing powers by cutting off her toe. Ick! And it grows back. And looks like cutie West is getting some more pervert action via the window and witnesses it all.

Next week Peter plays bank robber or something. Sounds like fun!

Dancing With The Stars - Week 2

2007-10-01T19:35:00.000-04:00

It's Week 2. Let's see how much longer Wayne Newton can last. Both guys and gals are performing tonight. So let's have at it!

First up we have Mel B. doing the Quickstep. Oh joy. What's with that dress? It looks like Pepto Bismal exploded all over the stage. Scary was pretty good. She handled those crazy steps pretty well. Judges really liked it, except Carrie Ann has some obsession with shoulders. Scores: 7, 8, 8.

Next up is Mark Cuban doing the Mambo. Well, he was better tonight, but still bad. He just bugs me. Go away annoying man! Scores: 6, 6, 6. How appropriate!

Next is Wayne dancing the Quickstep. Although, after this, we should rename it the Slow-ass-step. Let me first say that Wayne needs to never wiggle his hips again! All the roaches in by apartment ran just ran out the front door. I was close behind them. When he dances, all I can see is that hair. I keep waiting for it to fly off. His Quickstep technique seems to be to impersonate a woodpecker and peck at Cheryl. Wow that's hot. Ugh. Scores: 5, 5, 5.

Now we got Marie Osmond doing the Mambo. She's looking extra slutty tonight and reminds me of an ostrich in heat. And she likes showing her red panties. Eep. She was doing her usual drunk stumbling, but improved from last week. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Dancing next is Albert Reed doing the Quickstep dancing in memory of his Grandpa. Well, Grandpa must be rolling in his grave. He's like a robot and bumped into his partner a couple times. And he left his shirt on. Not much exitement. Judges gave him some Grandpa pity points. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Up next is Helio Castroneves. Helio's got that big grin. He's so goofy, how can you not help but love him! And wow, that was a FUN routine! Just a great job! Judges loved it. Scores: 9, 9, 9!

Um.....why?

Now we got Jennie Garth dancing the Quickstep. She started off well, but that all changed. She's got some bad footwork action going on. And so does Derek at the end. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Up now is Cameron Mathison doing the Mambo. He was workin that dancefloor and those tight pants too! I thought he was pretty good. Judges weren't as thrilled. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Next is Floyd Mayweather dancing the Quickstep. And it's bad! He was hopping and running in all the wrong places. The only time he looked comfortable was when he was clapping. Ok, so he's got the clapping down. Next week he's gotta work on the dancing part. Judges gave him great praises and even Karina rolled her eyes like she couldn't believe they liked it. I know what you mean Karina. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Now we got Jane Seymour dancing the Mambo. Dr. Quinn did a nice job. Once again, nothing flashy, but it was good. Len thought she should be more raunchy. It's a good thing Len didn't give that advice to Wayne Newton! Scores: 7, 7, 7. They sure like 7's tonight.

Final dancer is Cheetah Girl Sabrina doing the Quickstep. She seems so natural dancing. Very good job! She's a sassy little diva! Even the Cavemen liked it! Len had mixed comments and gets in a pissy contest with Bruno. Break it up girls! Scores: 9, 8, 9.

Wayne and Mark will probably be bottom feeding again. Kick Mark's butt outta there already! We'll find out tomorrow.

Dancing With The Stars Week 1 - Results

2007-09-26T19:54:00.000-04:00

It's results night for Week 1. Who will go, Josie or Wayne? Or perhaps Mark Cuban if we're lucky.

Judges pick who their favorite dance couple of the week is to do a repeat performance. They pick Sabrina and partner Mark. Work it Cheetah Girl!

Musical guest time and performing tonight it's none other than Dolly Parton's breasts! And there was also a little room on the screen for the rest of her body too.

The filler continues with a performance by tap dancer Savion Glover and his glowing green shoes! And what's with the busted female dancers in the back?? Looked like they were ready to fall on their ass!

Then they had some lame segment with former annoying contestant Kenny Mayne looking for the origins of dancing. Time for a snack break. It's bad when the most entertaining part of it was when that lame TV Caveman made an appearance. Ugh.

The first couple in the bottom two are Josie and Alec. Expected.

The second couple in the bottom two is Mark and Kim. Yeah! I sure want him outta there, but I doubt he'll go.

And the couple going home is Josie and Alec. Well, I figured. She sure was stank. Watch out Mark Cuban, you will be close behind her! Till next week!

Dancing With The Stars - Week 1 Men

2007-09-25T19:52:00.000-04:00

It's time for the guys to compete in Week 1. Let's see who's the trainwreck this season. Let's hear it for the boyz! And on a side note, I just gotta say, Bruno is extra gay this season.

The first guy up is soap star Cameron Mathison. He's purty. He's paired up with Edyta and is dancing the Foxtrot. He was pretty stiff and didn't seem too comfortable. But hey, he's cute, shouldn't that count for something? No? Oh well. Len talks about gushes and drips. I don't know what he's saying. Carrie Ann likes his elongated neck. Is that what kids are calling it these days? Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Next up is boxer Floyd Mayweather dancing with Karina doing the Cha Cha Cha. Floyd sure has the moves and was working that floor, but I didn't see a lot of Cha Cha Cha. I think he was channeling MC Hammer while he was dancing. Maybe next week he'll dance to the song Pumps and a Bump. (google it) But he's very likeable, so they'll cut him some slack. Scores: 6, 6, 6. Evil-licious!

Next is Helio Castroneves, Indy 500 racing champ. He's paired with last year's champ Julianne Hough doing the Foxtrot. Helio is Brazilian and muy caliente! I liked his performance. He was hamming it up for the camera and was fun to watch. Judges loved it. Bruno said he couldn't take his eyes off of Helio. I bet! Scores: 8, 9, 8.

Next is model Albert Reed dancing with Anna doing the Cha Cha Cha. He's cute and a little dumb. Didn't think too much of his whole bad Elvis channeling. Poor himbo must have got distracted by the shiny disco ball. Maybe if he took off his shirt it would have helped. Probably not. Bruno liked Albert's crotch action. That's about as good as it got. Scores: 7, 7, 7...and a 10 from Carrie Ann for his chest! Drew Lachey thinks that will help him get the male votes too. Too true Drew!

Up now is Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban partnered with Kym. He's shady and gross. And he's got some big ugly scar on his ass. Ick! He's dancing the Foxtrot. What the hell is he wearing? Part, gangster, part hobo and it doesn't fit him. Probably because the tailor didn't want to get near his crotch! Boring dance routine. Little praise from judges..blah blah blah...I'm bored. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Last to dance is Wayne Newton, who lost his job in Vegas so he's making his rounds on reality shows these days. His face looks like it's melting! He's partnered with Cheryl Burke dancing the Cha Cha Cha. He's got the gaudiest, tackiest house. And his dancing? It looked like he was trying to stomp cockroaches. Watching him, it hits me that he dances just like Barney the Dinosaur. About the same size too! All that the judges can say is that it's a great honor to see him. That's polite-speak for "You Suck!" Scores: 6, 7, 6.

Worst tonight? Duh..Wayne Newton. Although, I'd actually would rather see Mark Cuban get his butt booted! We'll see tomorrow.

Heroes Season 2 Baby! Here we go!

2007-09-24T18:41:00.000-04:00

Heroes is back! Oh yeah! Time to meet all the new freaks (heroes, whatever). And we get to find out what happened 4 months after the finale. And I am still cranky that all we got was that lame Syler/Peter wimpfest finale. I was expecting the battle royale! Oh well, maybe this season.

Everyone thinks Mohinder is nuts except ugly creepy guy who wants to give him a job.

Maya and Alejandro are siblings in Honduras wanted by the police and trying to get to America. What are their powers? Making people's mascara run? Damn you Maya, you cosmetics hater! Oh wait, looks like she kills people leaving them with black goo in their eye. Hmm.

Hiro is in 17th century Japan. He thinks he found his hero Takezo Kensei. They both are getting ready to be speared by arrows. He teleports them both to safety. He turns out not to be Kinsei, and is actually some white guy from England who is a drunk. Looks like Hiro has to turn him from a drunk Brit to a Japanese hero. Better call the Queer Eye guys. They got nothing else to do these days!

Claire is back at a school and meets cute West. West? What kinda name is that? She tries to blend in with the rest of the students and not stand out.

Nathan went all Grizzly Adams with a crazy beard. Peter's disappearance hit him hard. It seems that his mother and Hiro's father are to die in 24 hours.

Cute West can fly! And is hovering at Claire's window, watching her. Way to use your powers for good perv!

Cutie in a box! Peter is chained up in some big shipping crate in Ireland. He doesn't remember what his name is. Wonder who put him there?! And where's that crate. Hmm...Tied up shirtless Peter Petrelli. Party time!

Wow, so many questions. Who killed Hiro's dad? Who put Peter in the crate? (me!) What is Mohinder and Bennet up to? Who is Molly seeing in her dreams? We'll see if any are answered next week...

Dancing With The Stars - Week 1 Women

2007-09-24T18:36:00.000-04:00

Well, it's been a month since my last TV show blogging. I needed a break after the great and hectic season of So You Think You Can Dance. But no more. The shows are all back! First up, it's the season 5 premiere of Dancing With The Stars. Well, if you say so. And what's with them stretching out the week into 3 nights! CBS will do anything for extra ratings I guess. That means a lot of crap filler and commericals between each dance. So let's have at it with this year's freakshow, shall we? It's ladies' night y'all!

The first woman up tonight is actress Jennie Garth, who used to be on Beverly Hills 90210. I wonder if the whole former cast of that show is going to be on this show. She's still looking good! She's partnered with Derek Hough. He looks about 15 but is pretty hot! They are doing the Cha Cha. Jennie girl did pretty well. Kind of a slow start, but she got goin. And the best part is them showing her HOT husband Peter Facinelli! Judges thought it was good for a first round dance. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Next up is Josie Maran, a model. She's dancing with Alec and his hairy chest! Josie dear was all kinds of stank! She was stumbling all over that stage. I think she was drunk! No, she is just a bad dancer. Well, the judges basically agreed, but in a nicer more patronizing way. Scores: 6, 5, 5.

Next is Sabrina Bryan, a Cheetah Girl and partner Mark doing a Cha Cha. She's a spunky little thing! She worked that dance floor and the crowd loved it. Judges loved her but said it was too Hip Hoppy. They are always party poopers! Scores: 9, 8, 9. Sassy!

Now we got Marie Osmond and dancer Jonathan. She's a little bit country, and a whole lot of frumpy! They are dancing the Foxtrot. Not too elegant and that slit on her dress is WAY too high! I didn't need to see all of that stuff! Judges gave her praise. Whatever. Scores: 7, 7, 7.

Dancing next is Scary Spice, Mel B. She's teamed with Maxim. They're doing the Cha Cha. Scary was pretty entertaining. She worked that dress! I thought she did pretty well. Judges liked her too. Although I really would have preferred to see Posh Spice dancing instead. I bet she would have been disaster! Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Up next is Jane Seymour and partner Tony Dovolani. She says she's the oldest woman to dance on the show. Well then, lets go grandma! They are doing the Foxtrot. Ok Janie, that was very graceful! Nothing flashy, just class. Nice one. Judges loved it, as they should. Scores: 8, 8, 8.

Josie better watch out. She could be heading home Wednesday! Well, tomorrow we see the guys. Till then...

Frodo On Crack!

2007-08-28T15:36:00.000-04:00

I had the misfortune of stumbling across this video from EW.com's website. It's Elijah Wood making an appearance on a Nick Jr. TV show. He shows us how to do the Puppet Master dance and how easily he can raise his legs in the air. Yeah...I bet he's good at that. So get ready to dance along, and don't forget to "Go Crazy" on his command! Work it, yellow robot!!

Heroes Season 1 On DVD Today!

2007-08-28T07:55:00.000-04:00

Heroes Season 1 DVD is released today in the US! WOOT! It comes in regular and HD DVD versions. Run to the store now to get your copy! Can't wait to see the bonus features and the original 75 minute pilot episode.

Heroes Season One DVD at Amazon.com

Heroes Season One HD DVD at Amazon.com

And on a separate related note. We got some Peter Petrelli lovin' on last night's episode of Kyle XY. The skanky best friend character Hilary is frustrated by her friends arguing and says "Oh, for the love of Peter Petrelli!". I need to start working that into my conversations! Thanks to my buddy Todd for pointing that out to me! Oh, and Hilary mentions the "bro-mance" between Kyle and Declan, or as she calls them "Keclan". Love it!

Just a few weeks till Heroes is back! I can't wait!

Daytime Drama Indeed!

2007-08-22T19:22:00.000-04:00

I try to stay away from daytime soaps because their plotlines are so predictable and frustrating that everytime I start to watch one, I get fed up with it fast. Why do they always make you think one thing is going to happen as it goes to commercial, then when it comes back the complete opposite happens. But I made a couple exceptions lately due to some interesting plots. The gay coming out storylines are running currently on As The World Turns here in the US, and for a bit longer on Hollyoaks in the UK. Below are clips from each show. Craig and Luke are dreamy! The guy playing John Paul is a pretty good actor, and Noah...well, he's got a nice body I suppose, but the guy won't be winning no acting award anytime soon.

Luke and Noah on As The World Turns

John Paul and Craig on Hollyoaks

Benji on Reality Remix - End of Show Interviews

2007-08-17T19:40:00.000-04:00

Benji Schwimmer appears on Reality Remix interviewing the finalists and winner of Season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance. Video is below.

So You Think You Can Dance Final Results!

2007-08-16T19:46:00.000-04:00

Season 3 Finals results tonight. Who will be America's favorite dancer? Let's find out. Lots of dances tonight. I'll be getting a workout on these video uploads! But it's the finals, so it's worth it! What the heck is Cat wearing? She looks like a porcupine on crack! Looks like they'll be repeating favorite dances from the season. First up is the Lion King group dance with the whole top 20. Yay! Kameron and Ricky are back! It's below.

Top 20 Dance Finals

Next returning dance is Pasha and Lauren's hip hop.

Pasha and Lauren Final

Clogger boy Brandon is back! Hey! After doing a disappearing act during the Vegas round. It's below.

Brandon The Clogger

Nigel wants to see the Hok and Jaimie hummingbird dance. And here it is.

Jaimie and Hok Finals

Next dance to repeat is Dominic and Sabra's hip hop.

Now it's Sara and Neil's disco.

Sara and Neil in Finals

And next they brought back Brian from the auditions to do his slow...um...whatever you call that dance style. It is below.

Brian Dancing in Finals

Now the Top 8 do a Shane Sparks dance. It is below.

Top 8 Perform in Finals

Wade Robson wants Lacey and Danny's Samba. And here it is.

Danny and Lacey in Finals

Time to eliminate one of the finalists. And it's Lacey. I liked Lacey, but she really wasn't the best. So I'm ok with that.

Shane wants to see West Coast Swing by Sara and Pasha. Here it is.

Pasha and Sara in Finals

Tyce wants to see Danny and Anya's Foxtrot. It is below.

Anya and Danny in Finals

Now it's Wade Robson's dance with Sara and Jesus. Here it is.

Jesus and Sara in Finals

Mia wants to see Sabra and Neil's table dance. It is below.

Neil and Sabra in Finals

Next the Top 8 do the opening routine again to the Imogene Heap song.

Repeat of Imogene Heap Opening Dance

Time for another elimination. It is Neil. Aww. Well, I kinda was expecting that unfortunately. We'll miss you Neil. Until I see you on tour!

Well, the Cat and Nigel dance turned out to not be an actual dance, and I'm glad. I would have had nightmares it they had.

Dan wants to see the Mia Michaels dance with Neil and Lacey. It is below.

Lacey and Neil in Finals

Time for the results. The winner of Season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance is...Sabra! Way to go Sabra! They got their girl winner that they wanted and Sabra deserved it. Danny's pretty well established in the dance community, so this will be a great opportunity for Sabra! Good job all Top 20 for another great season!

So You Think You Can Dance Finals

2007-08-15T19:49:00.001-04:00

It's the performance finals and the Top 4 are all doing one dance with each of the other finalists. First up is a group Broadway number. It's a real fun routine. Judges loved all of them. Video is below.

Group Dance Finals

Next is Lacey's solo. Um, aren't you supposed to wear your bra UNDER your dress??

Lacey Solo Finals

Sabra and Neil are next with Hip Hop. I thought it was good, but the judged disagreed. They weren't too thrilled. Video is below.

Neil and Sabra Finals

Next up are Lacey and Danny doing the Viennese Waltz. It was very graceful and I loved it. Judges also loved it. Video is below.

Danny and Lacey Finals

Next is a solo by Neil.

Neil Solo Finals

Sabra and Lacey are next doing a Wade Robson routine. They were a couple of foxes. Foxes on crack! But it was cute. Judges were a bit baffled and not impressed. Nigel could only think to say that Sabra nuzzled very well. heh. Video is below.

Lacey and Sabra Finals

Next solo is Danny.

Danny Solo Finals

Next up is Neil and Danny doing Contemporary. It was the battle of the kings and it was pretty hot! Video is below.

Danny and Neil Finals

Sabra's solo is up next.

Sabra Solo Finals

Now Lacey and Neil do the Lindy Hop.

Neil and Lacey Finals

Last pairing is Sabra and Danny doing the Cha Cha. That was pretty great! Especially Sabra! Loved it!

Danny and Sabra Finals

And speaking of that last dance, I'd say that my two favorites to win are Sabra and Danny. Although I have a feeling it will be down to Sabra and Lacey. We'll see tomorrow!

So You Think You Can Dance Week 8 Results

2007-08-13T19:46:00.000-04:00

Week 8 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. We had to wait a few extra days for these results. Let's see who gets the axe. Opening dance looks like a tribute to Sigmund the Sea Monster. Crazy!! Video is below.

Opening Week 8

Solo time. First up is Sabra.

Sabra Solo Week 8 Results

Next is Lauren.

Lauren Solo Week 8 Results

Last girl is Lacey.

Lacey Solo Week 8 Results

Guys are up next. First solo is shirtless Pasha! Great solo. HOT!

Pasha Solo Week 8 Results

Next is Neil.

Neil Solo Week 8 Results

Final solo is Danny.

Danny Solo Week 8 Results

The first girl making it to the finals is Lacey! Go girl!

The first guy in the finals is Danny! Yay!

Cat now kicks out the audience so the results can be done in secrecy.

Second girl in the finals Sabra. Good choice America!

Lauren is going home. I was expecting that and so was most other people.

The second guy in the finals is Neil! WOOT!!!!!!

But that means Pasha is going home. How sad! We'll miss you Pasha!

What a close finals this will be. All of them deserve to win. Luckily, we'll only have to wait a couple days to find out. Performance final perfomances Wednesday!

Benji on Reality Remix - Week 8

2007-08-09T19:29:00.000-04:00

Benji makes an appearance on Reality Remix to discuss this week's performances and picks who he thinks should be in the final 4. Video is below.

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 8

2007-08-08T19:49:00.000-04:00

It's Week 8 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! It's down to the Top 6. Let's see who makes it to the final 4! Each group are doing two dances once again tonight.

First up is Pasha and Lacey doing Hip Hop. I thought they both did a great job! Lacey was really good. Video is below.

Lacey and Pasha Week 8

First solo was Sabra.

Sabra Solo Week 8

Next up is Danny and Lauren doing Contemporary. It was a very pretty routine. And they got their exercise. They were all over the stage! Shirtless Danny! And it got a Mary scream! Video is below.

Danny and Lauren Week 8

Now it's a solo from Pasha.

Pasha Solo Week 8

Next is Neil and Sabra dancing Jazz. It was sassy and fun! Judges loved it. Video is below.

Neil and Sabra Week 8

Now it's Lauren's solo.

Lauren Solo Week 8

Now we got Lacey and Pasha back with a Smooth Waltz. Very elegant. Nice job! Video is below.

Lacey and Pasha Week 8.2

Neil's solo is up now.

Neil Solo Week 8

Danny and Lauren's second dance and it's Disco. It was disco-licious! Danny was great! Video is below.

Danny and Lauren Week 8.2

Lacey's solo is next.

Lacey Solo Week 8

Returning now is Neil and Sabra doing the Paso Doble. It was so great! Mary gave an extra crazy scream from that. Fun! Video is below.

Neil and Sabra Week 8.2

Danny's solo is last.

Danny Solo Week 8

Wow, what a great night of dances! I liked all of them. If I had to pick a favorite, it would have to be Neil and Sabra. Both dances were great! I really can't pick a least favorite. It's too close. We'll see next Monday who makes the final 4!

Dominc and Sara on Reality Remix

2007-08-03T19:57:00.001-04:00

Dominic and Sara make an appearance on Reality Remix to talk about their elimination yesterday. Video is below.

So You Think You Can Dance Week 7 Results

2007-08-02T19:57:00.000-04:00

Week 7 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. Will Dominic and Lauren survive elimination? We'll see. Opening dance is a strange one choreographed by Shane Sparks. Video is below.

Week 7 Opening Dance

Solo time. First up is Sara.

Sara Solo Week 7

Next is Lacey.

Lacey Solo Week 7

Now it's Sabra.

Sabra Solo Week 7

Final gal solo is Lauren.

Lauren Solo Week 7

Time for the guys. First solo is Neil.

Neil Solo Week 7

Next is Danny.

Danny Solo Week 7

Now it's Dominic and his chair.

Dominic Solo Week 7

Final solo is shirtless Pasha. WHOA!

Pasha Solo Week 7

The first girl in the bottom was Sara. Surprising!

Second girl in the bottom is Lauren. Yeah, I was expecting that.

First guy in the bottom is Neil. Eep!

Second guy in the bottom is Dominic. Well, I certainly hope so!

Girl going home tonight is Sara. That is just wrong! What is America thinking!

Guy heading home tonight is Dominic. WOOT! Bout time! And the female contestants breathe a sign of relief!

Down to the Top 6 already! It's so hard to pick a front-runner this year. I want them all to win! Well, Lauren girl, not you. You need to go.

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 7

2007-08-01T19:28:00.001-04:00

It's Week 7 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! I'm still cranky that Kameron and Jaimie are gone. Let's see how they do this week. Each group are doing two dances tonight.

First up is Danny and Sara doing the Argentine Tango. They were pretty good. Judges really liked it. Video is below.

Danny and Sara Argentine Tango

Next up is Dominic and Lauren doing some Krumping. As usual, Dominic is drooling over his partner. It was ok. Not a big Krumping fan. Judges weren't overly thrilled with it either. Video is below.

Dominic and Lauren Krumping

Next is Lacey and Neil dancing Latin Jazz. Shirtless Neil! Oh My! Oh, and I think Lacey was out there too. I didn't really notice. But they were both great and HOT! Judges had a mixed reaction to them. Mary didn't think they are paying attention to each other. They didn't believe they were acting passionate to each other. Hmm. Ya don't say? Video is below.

Lacey and Neil dancing Latin Jazz

Now we got Pasha and Sabra doing Sabra doing Broadway. I thought it was great! Pasha just keeps suprising me! Sabra was great too! Judges loved it. It got a Mary scream. Video is below.

Pasha and Sabra dancing Broadway

Danny and Sara are back to do Hip Hop. They did pretty good. Nothing that dazzled me though. Mary and Nigel weren't impressed. Video is below.

Danny and Sara dance Hip Hop

Returning now is Dominic and Lauren dancing the Rumba. I think Dominic tried to get some tongue during that dance. I agree with guest judge Adam that there wasn't a whole lot of Rumba in there. Mary and Nigel also weren't thrilled. Video is below.

Dominic and Lauren dance Rumba

Now it's Lacey and Neil's second dance, a Contemporary dance. It was very touching and enjoyable. Of course the judges loved it. You know they'll be doing this one on the tour. Video is below.

Neil and Lacey dance Contemporary

Last up is the second dance of Pasha and Sabra doing the Quickstep. Also good. Nice job from both. Video is below.

Pasha and Sabra dance Quickstep

My favorites were Lacey and Neil's Contemporary and Pasha and Sabra's Broadway. I think Dominic and Lauren will need to watch out tomorrow night! See you then!

Kameron and Jaimie on Reality Remix

2007-07-27T20:01:00.000-04:00

Recently eliminated contestants Jaimie and Kameron made an appearance on Reality Remix to discuss their elimination. Oh, and Kameron, I'm available if you need a shoulder (or lap) to cry on. Just call!

So You Think You Can Dance Week 6 - Results

2007-07-26T19:19:00.000-04:00

Week 6 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. Let's see if Dominic and Jaimie survive tonight. Opening dance routine is a groovy one choreographed by Mia Michaels. Video is below.

SYTYCD Opening Week 6

First group to see who's in the bottom is the girls. The first girl in the bottom two was Jaimie. We kinda were expecting that.

Sabra, Lacey, and Sara were safe. Way to go ladies!

The second girl in the bottom was Lauren. Yeah, I can see that. Oh great, we're gonna have to hear that crazy solo song 10 times AGAIN tonight. Ugh!

First guy in the bottom is Dominic. Yeah, saw that coming. Poor Dominic.

Second guy in the bottom is Kameron. Yeah, figured. Pasha, Danny, and Neil are safe.

Solo time. First to go is Jaimie.

Jaimie 2nd Solo Week 6

Next is Dominic.

Dominic 2nd Solo Week 6

Now we got Lauren.

Lauren 2nd Solo Week 6

And last solo is Kameron.

Kameron 2nd Solo Week 6

The girl going home tonight is Jaimie. Poor Jaimie. You will be missed!!

The guy going home is Kameron. Grrr. Don't worry Kameron, I'll see you on tour!!

At this point, I don't want to see anyone go. Jaimie and Kameron gone. Excuse me while I go break something!

Benji on Reality Remix - Week 6

2007-07-26T19:12:00.000-04:00

Benji Schwimmer was on Reality Remix again discussing the Week 6 performances last night on So You Think You Can Dance and also how he would like to dry himself when he gets out of the shower. LOL! He gives his picks for who's going home tonight. Video is below.

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 6

2007-07-25T19:28:00.000-04:00

It's Week 6 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! Now that Anya and Hok are gone, who will be next to get the axe? I think Neil and Kameron are probably sweating this week. We'll see how they all do. Everyone chooses a new partner this week and will all do solos.

First up is Lauren and Pasha doing Hip Hop. They were some funky skeletons. It looked good. Judges loved it. Video is below.

Lauren and Pasha Week 6

First solo is Jaimie.

Jaimie Solo Week 6

Next solo is Dominic.

Dominic Solo Week 6

Next up is Kameron and Sabra doing Contemporary. I thought is was real good. Judges weren't as thrilled. They weren't too impressed by Kameron. Video is below.

Kameron and Sabra Week 6

Up now with a solo is Sara.

Sara Solo Week 6

Pasha's solo is next. Man I'm sick of this song they keep playing!

Pasha Solo Week 6

Next is Lacey and Danny dancing the Samba. They were pretty HOT! Judges loved it, but Mary thought Danny wasn't as good as Lacey. Video is below.

Lacey and Danny Week 6

Next solo is Lauren.

Lauren Solo Week 6

Here's Neil's solo.

Neil Solo Week 6

Here's Sabra's solo.

Sabra Solo Week 6

Kameron's solo.

Kameron Solo Week 6

Now we got Dominic and Jaimie doing the Viennese Waltz. It looked a bit disjointed. Judges hated it. Ouch! Video is below.

Dominic and Jaimie Week 6

Solo time for Lacey.

Lacey Solo Week 6

And lastly, Danny's solo.

Danny Solo Week 6

Last partner dance is Sara and Neil doing Disco. They were good, not quite as magical as Nick's disco routine season 1, but real good. Video is below.

Sara and Neil Week 6

Tomorrow are the results. My favorite performances were Danny & Lacey and Lauren & Pasha. Dominic and Jaimie were the worst in my opinion. Though I'd hate to see either leave. Sigh...We'll see tomorrow.

Hok and Anya on Reality Remix

2007-07-20T19:59:00.000-04:00

Freshly kicked off of the show, Hok and Anya make an appearance on Reality Remix show to discuss last night's elimination. Video is below.

So You Think You Can Dance Results - Week 5

2007-07-19T20:28:00.000-04:00

Week 5 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. Let's see if Neil survives tonight. Opening dance routine is a boogie-woogie bit of wackiness. Video is below.

Opening Dance Week 5

Couples are told once again if they are safe. First couple in the bottom three is Anya and Danny. The were the best dancers last night but I guess Danny still isn't drawing the votes. But Mary will see that he is safe this week.

Second couple in the bottom three are Hok and Jaimie. That was pretty much expected. I think Jaimie will be ok, not sure about Hok. Nigel gives a shout out to Jaimie's dance teacher, Denise Wall, who is Travis and Danny's mother. The whole family's there. Next week, I'm expecting to meet Scruffy Wall, the family dog. Who, of course will be the first dog to do a pirouette.

Last couple in the bottom three is Lauren and Neil. Lauren is needing to go, but not Neil.

Solo time. First up is Anya. She really needs to get some new moves. Her solos are always the same.

Anya Solo Week 5

Next is Danny. He seemed a bit off tonight on his solo.

Danny Solo Week 5

Now we got Jaimie's solo. Nice job!

Jaimie Solo Week 5

Next up is Hok.

Hok Solo Week 5

Lauren is dancing next.

Lauren Solo Week 5

Last to dance is Neil.

Neil Solo Week 5

The girl going home was Anya. And standing there, she looked like a "before" picture from a makeover show. Two words Anya...Cover...Girl! But seriously, I thought she was great all season. I thought Lauren should have gone before her.

The guy to go is Hok. Guess there will be no hummingbird routine on the tour. We'll miss you Hok!

But cutie Neil is safe! WOOT! And there's your Top 10. The same Top 10 I'll be seeing when they tour! Can't wait!!

Benji on Reality Remix - Week 5

2007-07-19T20:15:00.000-04:00

Benji Schwimmer was on Reality Remix again discussing the performances last night on So You Think You Can Dance. He gives his picks for who's going home tonight. Video is below. The preview pic looks crazy in some web browsers, but the video is fine.

Benji Discussing Week 5

Travis on SYTYCD

2007-07-19T17:50:00.000-04:00

Travis Wall fans got a thrill when he showed up on last night's So You Think You Can Dance as an assistant to Tyce DiOrio. He didn't get to say anything, and we only got quick shots of him, but little bit of Travis is better than none! And of course he's helping out one of his best friends Jaimie. Video is below.

Travis Sighting on SYTYCD

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 5

2007-07-18T19:44:00.000-04:00

It's Week 5 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! Cedric and Shauna got their butts booted last week. Let's see how they do this week.

First up is Dominic and Sabra doing the Jive. It was a fun performance. It was pretty good. Mary thought they made mistakes but did good. Nigel loved it. Video is below.

Dominic and Sabra Week 5

Next is Hok and Jaimie doing Broadway. Jaimie's voice is really annoying! But her dancing was great! Hok did ok. Judges did not like Hok at all, but loved Jaimie. Oops. Bottom 3! Video is below.

Hok and Jaimie Week 5

Next is Pasha and Sara dancing Jazz. They get their Jazz hands ready! Pasha was great! He really does great on all dance styles. Let's hope he can escape the bottom 3! Judges really liked it. Mary thought they might still be in the bottom tomorrow. Below is the video.

Pasha and Sara Week 5

Now we got Neil and Lauren doing Contemporary. It was some weird choreography but they were good. Not sure if Mia showcased their talents well enough. Judges liked it though. Video is below.

Neil and Lauren Week 5

We have up next Danny and Anya dancing the Foxtrot. Danny did a great job, better than Anya. But then Anya was nursing a foot injury. Video is below.

Anya and Danny Week 5

Last to dance is Kameron and Lacey doing Hip Hop. We learn that Lacey has a smelly weave and Kameron is a stinky sweaty ho! Match made in heaven? They were ok. Not overly thrilled with the choreography. Judges didn't like it. Video is below.

Tomorrow are the results. My favorite performances were Danny & Anya and Pasha & Sara My least favorite was Hok and Jaimie. I think Lacey and Kameron will be safe because of their performances in the past. We'll see tomorrow.

So You Think You Can Dance Week 4 Results

2007-07-12T20:27:00.000-04:00

Week 4 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. Will Cedric avoid elimination again? I hope not! The show starts up with a routine choreographed by guest judge Adam Shankman. It was a Hairspray-inspired number. Adam is gayer than Joe on Big Brother! Video is below.

SYTYCD Opening Dance Week 4

Couples are told once again if they are safe. First couple in the bottom three is Anya and Danny. I was kinda expecting that after the hate-fest the judges gave Danny's attitude.

Second couple in the bottom three are Cedric and Shauna. I definitely was expecting that!

Last couple in the bottom three are Jaimie and Hok. That one I was expecting too. They seemed to get low ranking in overnight polls I've seen.

Adam took the finalists to the premiere of Hairspray. They did all this neat stuff, but all I remember from the segment is below...

That's what I'm talking about!

Solo time. First up is Anya.

Anya's Solo Week 4

Next is Danny.

Danny Solo Week 4

Now we got Shauna's solo.

Shauna Solo Week 4

Next up is Cedric.

Cedric Solo Week 4

Jaimie is dancing next.

Jaimie Solo Week 4

Last to dance is Hok.

Hok Solo Week 4

Hello Zac Efron in the audience. He's dreamy!

The girl going home was Shauna. Poor Shauna.

And the guy going home is Cedric! Well, it's about time! Git outta here!

Let's see if Hok and Jaimie win back their audience favorites status next show. And more shirtless Kameron please! Until next week!

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 4

2007-07-11T19:34:00.000-04:00

It's Week 4 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! We had to go two long weeks since the last show. Don't do this to me again Fox! Last show, Jessi and Jesus were given the boot. Let's see if Cedric will finally go this week!

First up is Lacey and Kameron doing the Hustle. Kameron needs to hustle over to my place! It was a lot of fun. Great job! Judges love Lacey and give Kameron some backhanded compliments. Bitches! Video is below.

Kameron and Lacey Week 4

Next is Cedric and Shauna doing the Mambo. Ok, now all I can notice is how short Cedric's pants are. Could they not find any pants his size?? I didn't care for it. It still looked like Cedric was doing a Michael Jackson imitation. Shauna was good though. Judges loved both of them. Whatever. Video is below.

Cedric and Shauna Week 4

Next is Anya and Danny. We learn that Danny spends more on sunglasses then on food. Ok, thanks for that info. ?? They are dancing Contemporary. They did a great job. Fabulous! This is Danny's style and he shined. Judges started up again about how he is too arrogant. Below is the video.

Danny and Anya Week 4

Now we got Pasha and Sara. And Pasha is a computer geek. Who knew? They are doing West Coast Swing, choreographed by Benji! You can tell Benji did the routine. Pasha was doing carbon copy Benji moves. And they were amazing!! Video is below.

Pasha and Sara Week 4

Benji reacts to the praise he gets for his choreography.

Next is Sabra and Dominic doing Hip Hop. Both did a nice job. Cedric tried to be all sexy! Judges loved it. Mary gave a silent scream. Video is below.

Dominic and Sabra Week 4

Up now is Hok and Jaimie doing the Waltz. They were very elegant. I really liked that! Judges weren't as thrilled with it. Mary thought Hok could have done a lot better. Video is below.

Hok and Jaimie Week 4

Last to dance is Neil and Lauren. Neil loves making Wookie noises. During sex? They are dancing Jazz and it was just awesome! Best of the night. Neil had some crazy hair! Why don't they just let Wade choreograph all the dances! Video is below.

Neil and Lauren Week 4

Tomorrow are the results. My favorite performances were Pasha & Sara and Neil & Lauren. My least favorite was Cedric and Shauna. Let's see if Cedric evades elimination again.

So You Think You Can Dance Week 3 Results

2007-06-28T20:40:00.000-04:00

Week 3 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. We'll see if Jessi makes a return from her illness. The show opens up with a tribal group dance. My stupid cable screwed up until after the dance so I couldn't do a video.

Couples are told once again if they are safe. First couple in the bottom three is Lauren and Neil. BOO!! But at least Kameron is safe! And did you notice how Lacey was totally in denial that she might be in the bottom 3? I think her butt needs to be in the bottom just to humble her. Oh wait, but that means Kameron would be too. Hmm. Maybe not then...

Second couple in the bottom three are Jesus and Sara. I can agree with that I suppose. Hmm. Why am I getting the feeling Cedric and Shauna won't be in the bottom 3 since it seems obvious that they are the third couple. We'll see.

Jessi made a recovery and was allowed to do her dance with Pasha. And it was great! Made a much better couple than him and Bette Midler. Heh! Video is below.

Pasha and Jessi Week 3

Last couple in the bottom three are Anya and Danny. I KNEW IT! Well, the Crypt Keeper won't let them go.

Solo time. First up is Lauren. And she's dancing to Popozao by Kevin Federline. What?? She oughta have her butt booted for that!

Lauren Solo Week 3

Next is Neil. Poor Neil. Hope he makes it through, but Danny and Jesus are a tough group to try to top.

Neil Solo Week 3

Now we got Sara's solo.

Sara Solo Week 3

Next up is Jesus.

Jesus Solo Week 3

Up now is Jessi.

Jessi Solo Week 3

We got Danny next.

Danny Solo Week 3

Finally, it's Anya.

Anya Solo Week 3

The girl going home was Jessi. That's too bad. She was really improving every week. And she was a sobbing mess.

And the guy going home is Jesus. Whoa, that was close! I hate to see Jesus go, but the judges had no other choice. Stupid Cedric!

All my faves are still in, but barely for some. We'll see how it goes next time. Looks like there's no show next week. BOO! I gotta go 2 weeks??! Ugh!

Benji on Reality Remix - Week 3

2007-06-28T19:59:00.000-04:00

Benji Schwimmer gives his opinion on this week's So You Think You Can Dance. And according to Reality Remix host Kennedy, Benji is versatile. Take that as you will. LOL. Video is below.

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 3

2007-06-27T19:22:00.000-04:00

It's Week 3 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! Last week Jimmy and stank Fiana were given the boot. Let's see if Cedric comes back from the bottom this week.

First up is Sara and Jesus doing some krumping. This is more like both of their styles so they seemed real comfortable and did a good job. Video is below.

Jesus and Sara Week 3

Next is Cedric and Shauna doing Contemporary. Cedric is bad, bad, bad! His contemporary moves looked more like breaking to me. Shauna was pretty good though. Judges pretty much were kicking him out the door already. Guest judge Debbie Allen offered him to join her dance program free. Video is below.

Cedric and Shauna Week 3

Next is Lacey and Kameron doing the Quickstep. Oh no. Contestants never do this dance well. Oh and Kameron is CUTE! And they broke the Quickstep curse. They were great! Both of them really were impressive! Video is below.

Kameron and Lacey

Next is Danny and Anya doing hip hop. It was pretty good. I don't think either of them were too comfortable doing it. They were a bit too elegant for the dance style. But they were good enough to stay. Video is below.

Anya and Danny Week 3

Next is Sabra and Dominic. He wants to do head spins naked. Ok, that'll do. But alas, not tonight. They dance the Rumba tonight. They did a great job. Very professional looking. Really great! And according to judge Mary, they've got two tickets on the hot tamale train. That's one messed up train! Video is below.

Dominic and Sabra Week 3

Next is Neil and Lauren dancing the Tango. They have real good chemistry. It was pretty hot! I loved it! Judges weren't as impressed. Well, I liked it. Video is below.

Lauren and Neil Week 3

Now we got Hok and Jaimie doing Jazz. Jaimie has some crazy hairdo! And wow, what a routine! That was creative and amazing! I just love all of Wade Robson's routines! I think this is going to be my favorite tonight! Video is below.

Hok and Jaimie Week 3

Next is Pasha...and well...Pasha. Seems Jessi was diagnosed with a heart condition and can't dance, so Pasha is dancing with one of the dance instructors. He's doing the Cha Cha. Ok, well first, Pasha was GREAT! But it was pretty comical watching him try to be sexy with that frumpy instructor. HEH! Debbie Allen says it was like he was dancing with Bette Midler. Love it! Video is below.

Pasha Week 3

Tomorrow are the results. My favorite performances were Jaimie & Hok and Lacey and Kameron. I think Cedric will be sweating tonight! If Jessi isn't able to dance tomorrow, she will be cut. I wish her the best in her quick recovery!

Ricky and Ashlee on Reality Remix

2007-06-24T09:38:00.001-04:00

Ricky and Ashlee, the first two to be kicked off of So You Think You Can Dance season 3, were on Reality Remix this week. Ricky is such a dork. But I still like him. Video is below.

Benji Schwimmer on Reality Remix

2007-06-22T22:26:00.000-04:00

Benji Schwimmer, winner from So You Think You Can Dance Season 2, was on Reality Remix tonight interviewing the judges and getting their opinions on those voted off last night. See video below.

Benji on Reality Remix

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 2 Results

2007-06-21T20:45:00.000-04:00

Week 2 results show of So You Think You Can Dance. Let's see if Fiana and Cedric get the axe! The finalists start the show with a routine choreographed by Shane Sparks. Video is below.

SYTYCD Week 2 Opening

Couples are told once again if they are safe. First couple in the bottom three is Pasha and Jessi. BOO!!

Second couple in the bottom three are Jimmy and Shauna.

Last couple in the bottom three are Cedric and Fiana. Come on Fiana, get that axe already!

Solo time. First up is Jessi, wearing some tablecloth.

Jessi Solo Week 2

Next is Pasha looking HOTT!!

Pasha Solo Week 2

Then we got Shauna.

Shauna Solo Week 2

Now it's Jimmy.

Jimmy Solo Week 2

Fiana dances next.

Fiana Solo Week 2

Last to dance is Cedric.

Cedric Solo Week 2

The girl going home was FIANA!! WOO HOO! Sorry girl, now git off the stage!

And the guy going home is Jimmy. Poor Jimmy. He'll be missed.

My faves are safe and PASHA had a close call. Stupid voters! Next week, Cedric and Shauna are now a couple since their parters are gone. We'll see how they do next week!

So You Think You Can Dance - Week 2

2007-06-20T19:13:00.000-04:00

It's Week 2 of the So You Think You Can Dance Finals! Last week Ricky and Ashlee got the boot. Let's see who sucks this week!

First up is Lauren and Neil. They're doing Hip Hop. They were crazy and funky! I liked it a lot! Judges loved them, especially Neil. Way to go cutie! Video below.

Next is Jessi and Pasha doing Jazz. It was different and fun. I thought Pasha was great for being a ballroom dancer. Judges loved them, especially Pasha. Now that's what I'm talking about! Go Pasha! Video is below.

Next is Hok and Jaimie doing the Samba. Wow! Hok was workin' it! Amazing for a hip hop dancer. These guys tonight are crazy good! Judges were mixed on their performance. I think it was good considering they weren't at all familiar with the dance style. Video is below.

Next is Dominic and Sabra doing Contemporary. It was pretty good. Dominic was a real surprise. The guys are shining tonight. Judges loved them. Video is below.

Next is Faina and Cedric. Fiana annoys me. They're dancing the Fox Trot. It was kinda boring. Cedric didn't seem too comfortable. Judges weren't too pleased. Oops. Sorry stank Fiana. Video is below.

Next is Lacey and Kameron. They are dancing Broadway. They were real good and make a great couple couple. Judges liked it.

Now we got Anya and Danny doing the Viennese Waltz. It was very elegant and well done. Great job by both. Judges really loved them. They even got a Mary scream. Video is below.

Next is Shauna and Jimmy doing Hip Hop. There was all kinds of slapping and stomping going on! Jimmy is full of energy. Judges liked it. Video is below.

Last up is Sara and Jesus doing the Paso. That music was big-time distracting, but the dancing was awesome, especially Jesus! Judges overall liked them a lot. Well, other than the music. Video below.

Tomorrow are the results. My favorite performances were Jaimie & Hok and Lacey and Kameron. But Danny & Anya, plus Jesus were also great. I think Fiana and Cedric better get nervous!

The Loop - Bret Harrison, cont.

2007-06-18T18:26:00.000-04:00

The Loop was on again last night. It was as stupid as usual. But Bret Harrison was as adorable as ever! Below is a quick video of a scene from last night's show. Bret is scrawny and HOT!

Videos Working...

2007-06-17T11:38:00.001-04:00

Seems all my recent GoFish videos crapped out over the past two days. They should all be working now. If not, leave me comments and I'll fix. Thanks!

Benji Schwimmer on Reality Remix

2007-06-16T10:25:00.000-04:00

Last year's winner of So You Think You Can Dance, Benji Schwimmer, makes an appearance on Reality Remix a couple days ago. Looks like his guess for who's leaving the show last Thursday was pretty accurate. Video is below.

If video doesn't play, click here.

SYTYCD Top 20 on Reality Remix

2007-06-14T19:54:00.000-04:00

Fox Reality channel had a quick segment talking to some of the Top 20 from So You Think You Can Dance. See video below.

So You Think You Can Dance Week 1 Results

2007-06-14T19:44:00.001-04:00

It's the first results show of So You Think You Can Dance Season 3. Let's see if Ricky survived the judges! The show opened up with a dance number to a Busta Rhymes song. Video is below.

Couples are told one by one if they are safe. First couple, Jaimie and Hok are safe! Yay!

Next is Anya and Danny. And of course they are safe and will move on to next week. Good call!

Then we got Dominic and Sabra. Oops, they're in the bottom three. Hmm. I didn't expect that!

Now it's Lacey and Kameron. Aww, now you knew they would be safe, and they are. They were great, I knew it!

Now we got Ashlee and Ricky. Yeah, I knew that they would be in the bottom three and they were. Poor Ricky.

Next is Sara and Jesus. They are safe! I agree with that.

Now we got Jessi and Pasha. Was their Smooth Waltz good enough? Of course! Way to go PASHA!

Next is Neil and Lauren. They showed video of judges telling Neil he wasn't good enough. But that didn't matter. They are safe.

Shauna and Jimmy are also safe!

That means Cedric and Faina are the last group in the bottom three. Mary is all upset about it.

Next up is Benji returning to tell about what he's been up to since winning last season. He then does a solo that ends with him dropping his pants. Saucy Benji! The Mormons will be mad! Video below.

Time for solo dances. And here they are...

SABRA

DOMINIC

ASHLEE

RICKY

FAINA

CEDRIC

Judges decide who are going home. Of the girls, it'll be Ashlee leaving. I pretty much agree with that.

For the guys, it's Ricky going home. We all saw that coming. Sorry Ricky. Don't worry, I still got you on my MySpace Top 24 friends!

Since both who went home were in the same pairing, the couples will stay the same next week. We'll see them then!

So You Think You Can Dance Finals - Week 1

2007-06-13T19:31:00.000-04:00

So You Think You Can Dance Finals are here! WOOT! It's about time. The finalists are paired off into partners as they did last year and will each perform one dance of varying styles. Judges tonight are Nigel, Mary, and Dan.

First pair are Jaimie and Hok. They're doing a Hip Hop dance by Shane Sparks. They were good. Jaimie was a bit jazzy. Judges thought they were pretty good but Hok didn't show his full potential. Video below.

Next is Anya and Danny doing the Jive. Danny was a dancing fool! They were real good! Judges all loved them! Video below.

Next is Lacey and Kameron. They are doing Contemporary. WOW! That was HOT! Great job! Judges LOVED them! Video below.

Next is Dominic and Sabra doing Disco. They did a sassy job! I liked it a lot! Judges loved it, but Dan was cranky and wasn't too thrilled with it. Video below.

Now we got Ashlee and Ricky. Ricky is one big spaz! They are doing Argentine Tango. They were a bit sloppy. Especially Ricky. Judges didn't like it too much. Poor Ricky. Video below.

Next is Sara and Jesus doing a Wade Robson number. It reminded me of the Zombie dance a bit from last year. It was fun. Judges all liked it and loved the choreography. Video below.

Now we got Jessi and Pasha doing Smooth Waltz. Very classy and well...smooth! Real good job. Expecially HOT PASHA! Judges loved them. They even got a Mary scream! Video below.

Next is Cedric and Faina doing Hip Hop. They were good. Nothing great as a duo, but Cedric was real good. Judges also weren't too thrilled. Video below.

Lauren and Neil are next doing a Club Salsa. They started off a little rough, but got into the groove and I thought did good. Judges weren't too thrilled with it. Video below.

Last to dance are Shauna and Jimmy doing Broadway. Jimmy looked pretty good. Shauna looked a little clunky. Judges felt the same way. Video below.

Tomorrow are the results. My favorite performances were Kameron & Lacey and Pasha & Jessi. We'll see who gets the axe tomorrow! Watch out Ricky!

So You Think You Can Dance - Looking Back

2007-06-12T06:08:00.000-04:00

Tomorrow starts the finals of Season 3 of So You Think You Can Dance, and you better believe I am ready for it. In the meantime, let's take a look back at a the fab dancers from season 2.

The Loop - Bret Harrison!

2007-06-10T21:13:00.000-04:00

The Fox TV show The Loop made a return tonight. I thought this show was cancelled long ago?? It's a pretty silly show, kinda stupid, but I remember when I watched the first episode I thought the lead actor, Bret Harrison was just adorable! It was good to see him again! Below are some publicity photos of him and also a video clip I did from tonight's episode. I just couldn't resist putting this up. He's so cute!

Kameron Bink!!

2007-06-10T01:01:00.000-04:00

Whoa...So You Think You Can Dance finalist Kameron Bink is a hottie! Check out these pics taken before he got a hold of the crazy hair dye he's sportin' these days. Is he related to Jar Jar Binks? Meesa say he's HOT!

SYTYCD Top 10 Gals

2007-06-09T23:46:00.000-04:00

Well, I listed the the Top 10 guys on So You Think You Can Dance Season 3. It's only fair to give the Top 10 gals props, so here they are! Source: Just Jared.

Anya Garnis

Ashlee Langas

Faina Savich

Jaimie Goodwin

Jessi Peralta

Lacey Schwimmer

Lauren Gottlieb

Sabra Johnson

Sara Von Gillern

Shauna Noland

SYTYCD Top 10 Guys!

2007-06-09T23:27:00.000-04:00

Here's some publicity shots of the Top 10 guys on So You Think You Can Dance Season 3. Click on each to see it bigger (and HOTTER!) It's gonna be a sassy season alright! Source: Just Jared.

Neil Haskell

Ricky Palomino

Cedric Gardner

Danny Tidwell

D'Trix

Hok Konishi

Jesus Solario

Jimmy Arguello

Kameron Bink

Pasha Kovalev

Jake Shears Lovin!

2007-06-09T23:24:00.001-04:00

Welsh television presenter Steve Jones can't keep his hands (and lips) off of Scissor Sister's Jake Shears. I know how ya feel Steve. I'd be the same way! I loved the way Jake kept swooning afterwards!

HOT HOT HOT! PASHA and Anya!

2007-06-09T01:36:00.000-04:00

The Top 20 is HOT!

2007-06-09T00:47:00.000-04:00

So You Think You Can Dance Season 3 Top 20 has some hotties in it! Let's see, where to start. There's Neil Haskell:

Then we got Ricky Palomino:

Don't forget PASHA!

Then we got Jesus Solorio

Bring 'em on! I'm ready for them! Oh....and there were some girls in there too such as....oh I'm bored. Show me PASHA!

So You Think You Can Dance - Top 20 Announced

2007-06-07T22:16:00.000-04:00

Well, I only caught the last half of the Vegas finals, but just in time to see who made the Top 20. Travis' brother Danny Tidwell and friend Jaimie Goodwin both made it. YAY! And several cuties snuck in there too. Benji's sister Lacey made it too. I haven't decided if I like her or not. She's kinda annoying, but she's definitely good at her dance style. Below is a video of the Top 20 announcement.

Next week starts the finals! WOOT! I can't wait!!

So You Think You Can Dance - Vegas Round

2007-06-06T19:36:00.000-04:00

So You Think You Can Dance heads is to the Vegas semi-finals. All the freaks are gone (well, most of them). Let's see who makes the cut.

All contestants take on a hip hop number by Shane Sparks to decide it they are going on. Several are sent home.

Next they all attempt a Samba trained by Mary Murphy. PASHA moves on to the next round. Yay!

One armed Janet also made it through.

Yesenia doesn't make it any further and gets the boot.

Rickey wows the judges. He hasn't been shown yet on the show until now. He seems like a judges favorite. He moves on to the next round.

All the remaining contestants are divided into groups of 5 and are given a song to choreograph as a group. First group is one with Jaimie Goodwin. Woot! Jaimie is a good friend of Travis and co. Some of them were a bit uneven, but Jaimie was great of course. All girls made it through. Video of their performance is below.

The second group did a better group dance. All but Hana Lee make it through. Below is their video.

The remaining contestants must all do solo dances tomorrow night. Judges will then pick the 20 to move on to the finals. We'll find out tomorrow!

Lip Dub Crazy!

2007-06-04T21:01:00.000-04:00

I ran across this video that office workers from Connected Ventures made in their office lip syncing to a Harvey Danger song. Do these people do any work? I want to work for that company! My favorite part is shirt one guy is wearing that says "SILF" and a picture of a sandwich! LOL!

Knocked Up

2007-06-03T17:15:00.000-04:00

Great deleted scene from the new movie Knocked Up. I think I'll have to go see this!

So You Think You Can Dance Auditions - Atlanta

2007-05-31T20:58:00.000-04:00

So You Think You Can Dance auditions continue as they head to Atlanta! Bring on the freaks!

First up is Caitlin, an 18 year old. She was a dancing mini-diva. Very impressive. She made it to Vegas.

Christopher is a huge Nsync fan. He cries whenever he is around the band. Eep! He does some wacked out moves. Judges told him "Bye Bye Bye!"

Brandon is up and is a clogger. Eh?? He reminds me of Clay Aiken if Clay was even gayer! He sure did some crazy ass clogging. He was pretty fun to watch! But what's with those snaggle teeth! And the judges are sending his crazy teeth to Vegas! Video of his audition is below.

Brandon Dancing

Day 2 of Atlanta auditions start. Brian is first. He's got scoliosis. He did some crazy...um...I'm not sure what he was doing. But he entertained everyone. Judges sent him to do choreography. Not sure if he can do that though.

Myles is next and is CUTE! He used to play football then switched to ballet. You work it you DIVA! Judges thought he was good but needs more training. They let him do choreography. His video is below.

Myles Dancing

Kippery is next. Whoa. She says she's a hip hopper. She does skreet (street) hip hop. Although she looks as big as an entire street...or make that skreet. There's more waves goin on in her body than the Titanic!

And what's up with her booty? It's doin strange things!

Chris is one of the last. He's was in the Marines and lives on some hick cattle farm. He did some hoedown crazy country mess. Nigel asked if he liked Brokeback Mountain. HEH! Not surprisingly, he didn't. They showed him respect but had to let him leave.

After the choreography round, judges decide to let Brian go home, but not before Shane offers him an appearance in a movie. And cutie Myles is going to Vegas! Nigel psyched him out to think he wasn't, then gave him the good news.

On the next episode. It's Vegas Week! Bring it on!

So You Think You Can Dance - Auditions Day 2

2007-05-30T19:55:00.000-04:00

So You Think You Can Dance auditions continue! Oh, let these get over with already!

They are in LA for auditions and Lauren was the first up. She worked with choreographer Tyce DiOrio. She was very sassy. Judges sent her right to Vegas.

EJ shows up ready for some full-sized workin'! It's just scary! He had some good moves, but Nigel said he is too much a fat ass to be on the show. Sorry EJ. And yes, I gotta do a video of it! See below.

EJ Dancing

Colin's greatest achievement was hugging Anna Nicole Smith. I think she should have slapped him instead. He's just wrong!

Gold Inferno is next. Eh? What is he, a ghetto Power Ranger? Whoa, that was crap-tastic! Nigel actually liked him and asked him back to the choreography round. But he doesn't make it any further. Aww.

Winky and Hiccup King are next. Judges cant stop laughing at Hiccup boy's constant hiccups. But they do a pretty good ballroom routine. Not as good as PASHA! from last week, but good. Both make it to Vegas.

Chuy is next with some contemporary dancing. He is HOT and a great dancer and heading to Vegas!

Hok returns after auditioning last year and does some crazy moves! And it got him to Vegas!

Last year's winner Benji Schwimmer shows up with his little sister Lacey, who is auditioning.

Now they head to Chicago for more auditions. Phillip is up doing some crazy popping. He did some CRAZY things with his body and has some big ass lips! Judge Shane Sparks loved him and looked like he was about to cry! They sent him on to Vegas.

Yesenia is up next. Shake that healthy butt! Baby got BACK! And she's got on pants that say "sexy back" on her butt. She worked it! And got a ticket to Vegas!

Janet is one of the last ones to audition for the day. She's from my hometown of Tampa, FL. She's got a prosthetic arm and I didn't even realize until they mentioned it. She was good. She made it to Vegas.

Tomorrow, they head to Atlanta!